Hello. Chrissy Boy here, back where I belong.
Send me a question and I’ll answer it.
Within reason. Nothing about “when's the next gig” please. That’s in the bit called “gigs” on the main page at the top. If you want to just say hello to any of us, please feel free to post a comment.
Thanks CB x
 
 

Name

Email

Subject

Question

 
Interview for blog?

Hello Mr. Foreman, ESQ

My name is Stephen SPAZ Schnee and I write for a blog that is run by a U.S. audio/video distributor. Any chance of you or any of the other members partaking in an e-mail interview? check out the blog for yourselves at: www.discussionsmagazine.blogspot.com/

Dear Stephen
The fact that you sent this 3 times does not fill me with hope, but come on my man, bring it on, send them in.
CB
The Madness

Chris,
If you feel bad about "The Madness", why don't you just re-record the bass and drums tracks with your mates, like "free as a bird" but with living people.
Just kidding. But it's a pity, there are really good tracks on this one.
Jean

Dear Jean
As it happens, I would rather re do Mad Not Mad as that had more machines on or at least the same amount. We just used a drum machine, we used real bass players an so on..
CB
Short Folgate

Chris,
I must say, the more I listen to Norton Folgate, the more I love it.
But I don't understand why you did not make the 22-track version the only version. The extra songs are just as excellent as the other. The 2-CD version is not too long, believe me.
Best,
Jean

Dear Jean
Well we had to have something to put in the box didn't we? I agree though and one day I would like to do a double CD.
CB
Nutty Boys comics

Hello Mr CB,
I got 6 more Nutty Boy's comics ive got 8 now, only anouther 10 to get ! I was wondering, is thier any chance of you bringing out some more? It would be great.

And my friend and me were wondering has Chas moved to Ibiza?

Thanks L xx

Yes he has, the lucky chap..
CB
emotional breakdown

Hi Chrissy boy 'Just had 'that close' playing on my mp-eyepod3 player on the toob,made me cry! you have hit the emotional nail on the head,reminds me of my grandad-roll on madstock
doddy

Dear Doddy
Thanks.
CB
Mrs Hutchinson

Dear young Chris ,
was there a Mrs Hutchinson ?
Many thanks
The Flash .]

No.
CB
T-Shirts

Hi CB,
I posted the t-shirts today (Fri 29/5) to the management address - so you should receive them tomorrow, if not Monday.
All the best,
Jason.

Dear jason
Thanks.
CB
Smoke on the water????

Greetings Chrissy Boy
Was listening to radio today and heard deep purples smoke on the water and it came to me that there was some mention on the liner notes of "utter madness" that you would have liked to cover it So i pulled out a dusty cassette box and sure enough you mentioned it when talking about "sweetest girl" Im just wondering if you might get a chance one day? Im not a deep purple fan but i reckon you guys could do it justice? anyway just thought id ask.
P.S. the new album is fantastic and well worth the wait Thanks :-)
Jez

Dear Jez
It was just a joke. Still, when we played in Montreux and indeed met one of the characters from the song [Funky Claude] I managed to slip in a quick riffage homage during one song and I also did a power slide as well [copyright Pete Townshend]. Not bad at my age.
CB
M

Hiya again Chris,
Its only 7 week today till Madstock(I can't wait)and today i recieved my box set and 30 years t-shirt.My question is i don't want to wear my M badge in case i lose it,so is there a punishment for not wearing the badge to the stock.
Big kiss Jane.

Dear Jane
Bring a letter from your Doctor and it should be alright.
CB
Next Single

Dear Chris.
for your recent appearance on GMTV I hit the sky info button and "....Madness will be performing their new single Forever Young".... I wonder who told them that! So what's the betting on the next single? FY, S+S, OTT? So many to chose from! Whatever is chosen lets hope the feckin radio stations play it!
Do you have bun fights deciding? Or does the record company have an input?
Finally, when will the DVD of LoNF be released? I just cant help spending money in record shops anytime you release a cd/dvd ;-)
PS. Make sure Drip Fed Fred gets on to the greatest hits cd this year!
Finally, finally, come to Glasgow at xmas to round off what will be a fantastic year for Madness.

Dear
Yes how funny, they must have a crystal ball. More likely a mistake I think. Still a good idea. The next single? Well I would like to pick a song from the box set. Left field eh? Hunchback or Mission to Hell...
CB
Where are they going with that?!

Hello Chris

I've just purchased a Golden Circle Madstock ticket for my wife and the cheeky Flippers (excuse my language but I am most irate!!) have charged a 6.00 admin fee on top of the ticket price AND postage!!!
Now I'm no tight wad but I ask you "Where are they going with that?!!!"
I know you and the other Madness chaps can't do anything about it but..But...mmm what is my point?....erm....okay I'll come back to you, have a good day.

Goodness Bye

Christopher Helen Jones

Dear Christopher [Helen?]
Thanks for buying them. It is a rip off I'm sad to say and not a lot I can do about it. We could give everyone 10 quid when they turn up but that would be too expensive.
CB
Mark Bedford - Bass Talk

Hi Chris,
Glad to have you back! Madness just aren't the same with someone missing. Anyway, does Mark play the Double Bass at all? and which bass players have influenced him? The album is, of course fantastic even by Madness standards, see you at Victoria Park ! all the best Lee.

Dear Lee
Thanks for noticing. Bedders does play the double bass, I seen him do it innit?. As for influences, I will ask him. James Jamerson [Motown bassist] will be in there, for sure..
CB
back catalogue

Hi Chrissy, Suggs said that your entire back catalogue has been sold so it will soon be re-released when will this be happening and will they be released at the same time or one after another

Cheers Dean

Dear Dean
They will be released gradually, in the best possible taste. First up is One Step Beyond this September.
CB
I'm broke!

Since the new album is not available in US nor in Japan, I ended up ordering the box with a polo. I'm totally broke! Play gigs in NY! (or in Japan again after 2012 when I'm back!)
Jun

Dear Jun
Thanks for you devotion which has sadly led you into poverty. The boxset is available from yeproc in the US

http://www.yeproc.com/artist_info.php?artistId=13291

It should be about 64 bucks. But you get an awful lot of bang for them. What's a polo?
CB
Vids!

Howdy Chris how are you? I was thinking recently that there should have been a video made for In The City, woulda been good! And on that note I was wondering are there any songs you wish had been made into vids which weren't? If so which songs?
Thanks!Holly

Dear Holly
The Prince.
CB
Howdy!

My wife and I are flying in from America just for Madstock! and we just got our tickets in the mail. I have to ask you, are you guys playing 'Our House'? It's the only song we know. Bwaaah! Seriously though, The new album is sick! I cant stop listening to it and Wonderful is criminally underrated over here as well. Anyway look for me in the crowd. I'll be the one with a very short haircut.

Peace!.....JfnJ

Dear JfnJ
Thans. OK, just for you guys we will do that song. How does it go?
CB
Carl's tribute by myself

Hi Chrissy!

I made a video about Carl two months ago, tell him ;P! Ha ha!

Here is the link!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4g3WO0LFU

Bye! Alba



Dear Alba
This is really, really, good. I have sent the link to Chas
thanks CB
Isle of Wight

When you playing the Island again?
Great at the Bestival 2007!!!!!!!!
Vince

Dear Vince
Thanks - I don't know.
CB
lisbon

hi chris
do you know which hotel you guys are staying in lisbon.im staying in hotel mundial,i would love to get my double disc album signed please,couldnt make hmv through work and living in dublin.carl ,lee and jim o gara know me .im a real fan honest ,i have met you too.but you wouldnt remember .maybe we will meet again.thanks chris
all the best
michael farmer

Dear Micheal
I do not have a clue. Sorry, but bring it anyway, in case we bump into you.
CB
Return of the definitive article?

So,Chris,
Will 'The Madness' get a re-release? It really should do, you know.
Big E

Dear Big E
Maybe. It's not high on the priority list.
CB
norwich

hello mate me and the mrs have decided to make the journey from enfield to the norwich for the gigg on the 13th.What time are you coming stage?ps we done a gigg at the weekend and dust devil went down well cheers regards spence

Dear Spence
Probably about 8.30-9 I think.
CB
madness

madness nice to see you all back hope you are all back forever
nigel

Dear Nigel
Thanks , but were we ever truly away?
CB
only

Chris,
It's only 2000 pounds each....
Tanya

(PS Bernie says hi)


Dear Tanya
Yes I'm sure it is, but what are you on about?
CB
Documentary DVD etc

Dear Chris, please could you let us know whether you are planning a new DVD live or documentary with interviews covering the past 30 year, as we never get tired of hearing what you guys have to say. Also at just a few days short of being 2 could our daughter Daisy be the youngest fan to see you live. Please could you say a 'Hello' to her when we visit Gatcombe Park, It Must be Love would be a lovely song to dedicate to her, sorry for the cheek, but you have to try xxx.

Much Love and Peace to you all and your resepctive families, be safe wherever you go, and thanks for everyhing, you have never ceased to put a smile on our faces xxx. Rebecca & David

Dear Rebecca & David
Ah... you have touched my cynical heart. There are no plans for any sort of retrospective documentary at the moment and I will try to remember the dedication, will probably forget.
thanks CB
backing tracks

Chrissy boy did I read correctly that someone on here was after a backing track to "it must be love" for their wedding?. If I did you might remember better than me who it was, but I just found this site that allows you to buy high quality backing tracks.
Just passing this info on to a fellow Maddie........
http://www.parismusic.co.uk/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=madness&x=0&y=0
Paul

Dear Paul
Very interesting, but someone is doing a Suggs impression all over it.
CB
pinkpop performance

It's a tradition to see you performing each year, when you have a performance near my land, so this year we made two nice Madness flags which you will see sundag at Pinkpop in the front of the crowd. Would you like to take one with you as a souvenir and sign the other one for us, please?
see you sunday

Koen

This could well be within the realms of possibility. Try to contact us backstage somehow.
CB
my 20 note

dear fella's,

I play keys in a twotone tribute band called gangsters, a barso-dammers hybred you might say...

anyway, I saw you in '99 at the national centre for popular music in sheffield, you were promoting lovestruck... billy brag was comparing for a radio 2 live show type thing on a saturday teatime. Anyway, there was a stop for the news, so when you were all sat around I got you all to sign your singatures on a 20 note... barso crossed out the 20 and wrote now worth 19, and ta you all signed it... however, its been up in my studio that long that the ink has faded and practically just the 20 note remains... can you send me andother 20 note with a new set of signatures attached... ?

ha ha...

ta,

Boothy (in sheffield)

Dear Boothy
What sort of ink was it? Not very good was it? Send me a 50 pound note and I'll er..
CB
Further to previous re: Melbourne Film Festival "Mini-Mag"

P.S. Regarding the Melbourne Film Festival "Mini-Mag" program - I forgot to mention that details on LONF are on page 15 of the mag.
Sarah
Rhoda

Chris - the new album is quality!! I am loving On The Town - Rhoda's voice is amazing. Will you work with her again??
Steve

Dear Steve
Thanks I would love to, if the situation demands it.
CB
Madrid

Yeeeeeeeeehaaa
At last you come to Madrid after 29 years and 14 since I last saw you at Madstock.This is a drem come true.
Just one question: Will All the 7 of you be playing?
See you very soon, Eduardo.

Dear Eduardo
Yes as far as I know we have all agreed. I am looking forward to it very muchos.
CB
Serious question

Dear Mr. Foreman,
A couple of days ago I saw a
documentary on London in the late 60's - early 70's. One subject was a certain mr. Freddy Foreman.
Any relation?
Willem Holleeder

Dear Willem
No. Honest. His son Jaimie is a brilliant actor.
CB
LONF to screen at Melbourne Film Festival!!

Exciting news!
I've just found out that The Liberty of Norton Folgate is going to be screening at the Melbourne Film Festival this year!

The Festival is from July 24th to August 9th 2009.
The full program is not out yet but it is mentioned in their "Mini-Mag" which can be downloaded here:

http://www.melbournefilmfestival.com.au/filmsevents

Check it out everyone! And spread the word!

Sarah xo

Dear Sarah
Now theres a bit of culture for ya!
CB
m pin

Dear Chissy
Got the boxs set of new album when first came out (had on order since last year)but i have lost my M pin any chance of buying another one ? When are the tickets for madstock being sent out please ? see you first in norfolk can not wait .
thanks colin

Dear Colin
I haven't got any here,sorry. Madstock Tickets mid June.
CB
Barclaycard Mercury Prize

Hello Chris

Still love the album, playing it loads and discovering loads of bits I missed. Well done on the top 10 position and on having 2 albums in the top 40.

Anyway, has Lucky 7 entered Folgate into the Mercury Prize? If not it really should do as the album is deserving of any additional publicity it can get. The closing date is Tuesday 2 June. Go on, what have you got to lose? You can get an entry form here entries@mercuryprize.co.uk if you've not already got one.

The prize will go nicely on the shelf above your head with the Brit...


All the very best.


Paul

Dear Paul
We are entering for this. I got some good tips from Guy, the singer from Elbow.
CB
norwich

Hello
I'm just writing a bit for the EDP in Norfolk about your gig here at the Showground, you had an awesome event here at Thetford Forest a few years back and kept the crowd most happy at Blickling more recently. So welcome back - and give me a quote about Norfolk please to include!
Thanks
Jo

Dear Jo
I can't remember a flippin thing, as I was not in the band at the time. I would like to add the guitar was spot on for once.
CB
autographs

Hi Chrissy boy, when your album Madstock came out I queued up at midnight to see you all in Leicester Square to get it signed but only a few of you were there, will you get the rest of the band to sign it for me?
Alan Hames

Well, who wasn't there? Disgracful.
CB
Newbury Setlist

Hi Chrissy

great album - looking forward to Newbury on Saturday - Got tickets!!!!

Any chance to come backstage and say hello to you all???

Also is Idiot Child on the setlist - my fav track on the new album

See you saturday

Si

Dear Si
Thanks. No and no. Idiot Child is really good, I would like to do it myself. I have learnt all the chords. So sorry on both counts.
CB
photos

have ticket for glastonbury and would like to take photos. could ya help.

taken photos of you before in aberdeen, 07 when ya gave away a free scooter.

dod

Dear Dod
I have passed this on.
CB
ex fan

My mum was a madness fan till she passed away last september aged 87.
jacky

Dear Jacky
I am glad and sad to hear that. She must have been our oldest fan.
CB
The Peel Sesions

Hi C.B,
I've managed to get hold of a copy of the peel sesions on cd - i was wondering who sings on bed & breakfast man ??? I know this was made way back in '79 - so i'm hoping the old memory box is still tickin' at 100% !!!
All the best,
Jason

Dear Jason
Of course I can remember. It was me singing.
CB
Giz a job!

just found out I'm being made redundant Chris. Can you give me a job?
jeetee

Dear Jeetee
Sadly not. I hope you find a new one.
CB
Madstock finishing time?

Hello,
me and a few friends are trying to convince our parents to let us go to Madstock and it isn't going very well. I was wondering if you knew what time it is going to finish, roughly.
Thanks.X Jake P

Dear Jake
Way past your bedtime. I don't know really, about 11pm?
CB
eminem our house

dear Chris, just had a listen to eminem our house on you tube and what a pile of kak you should sue him i have never heard such rubbish could do better myself
mick crosfield

Dear Mick
Go on then I dare you..It's harder than it looks.
CB
Mad shop Question

Just a question about the clothes in the mad shop.
There are a couple of T shirts that I might like to purchase. However....I might be in a position similar to a lot of fans(and some of the band?!). Having followed you since I was 12 and am now touching 40 I don't think XL will make the grade!! Is there any way that at least a XXL could be available for your more lardy fan base?!
Still lovin the album, really excited its in the top 10,have got my golden circle Madstock tickets, travelling down from Scotland, thrown a sickie from work, see you in July!!
PS - Just got the golden circle tickets last month - thought they would have sold out really quickly - I take it the ticket sales are going well??
Drakey

Dear Drakey
XXXL eh? Hmm I'm nearly there myself. I don't know. They make them due to demand I can ask them but it's immaterial. tickets selling OK I think..
CB
App wallpaper

Hiya Chrissy,
On the iphone app there is a great background wallpaper thingy. Can someone do it as a picture download?
Gaz T

Dear Gaz
I think there is some in the M section...
CB
Very happy little Queenslander

My boxed set arrived this morning. You've made at least one Queenslander a very happy person today. Consider that your good deed for the day.
Now..about that next Oz tour??? I've checked with the neighbours, and they're all tickedy-boo for you to throw in a street gig for my 50th in 2011. Just some food for thought for you : ).
Many cheers from Oz.
Barb Reid

Dear Barb
Thanks-I shall retain that information for further .
all the best CB
THIS MORNING

Great to see you guy's on This Morning wasn't expecting it. Can't wait to see you in Nottingham in July, any chance of a backstage pass? You could dedicate NW5 to me cos I sure miss it. Love the new CD!!!
Sue

Dear Sue
Yes thanks. Yes. No passes. Maybe. Thanks.
CB
Next Album

Loving the new album and now cant wait for the next new project.
It just got me wondering how long it takes to put an album together. I remember hearing NW5 at the Brixton academy a couple of christmases ago and it has only just made it onto an album.
Vince Mills

Dear Vince
Yes it took a long time didn't it? Basically we started this album 3 years ago. Worked on and off when we all had time. We financed it ourselves out of our [ha ha] TAX money that we had put aside. I think the end justified the means or whatever it is. It was worth waiting for I hope you agree.
CB
sorry chris

Hey mate
Just feeling a bit low .My best friend is in hosptial he was in a car crash .can you cheer me and my friend up.Sorry for asking .his name is Henry Mac millan
Mark.

Dear Mark
I am sorry to hear this. Please send him all my regards and I hope he gets well soon.
CB
Greatest Hits

Congrats on the new album!On the subject of the new \'Best of\' any chance it may be (at least)a double album?

Ta!

P.J

Dear PJ
Thanks.Yes it probably will be.
CB
TLONF

Congrats on the new album being no.5 in the charts. No. 1 next week!!! Mission from hell, Seven dials & Hunchback of torriano are also class songs which should have made the album. Look forward to seeing you at newbury, norfolk showground & madstock. Madstock will be my 50th madness gig, anychance of a couple of backstage passes!!!

Keep up the good work.
Phil

Dear Phil
No passes, but thanks for the approval of the box set. Told you it was worth it!
CB
Oasis

Was watching Suggs & Woody on SoocerAM the other day and apparently Oasis don't want you to play the same stage as them at a festival? Why is that??

Brian

Dear Brian
I don't know -we will pull all the birds?
CB
Madstock And my 40th Birthday Question:

Hi Chrissy Boy Just to Say Norton Folgate is Awsome Got the box set and Dust devil bundle.the Dust devil 10inch is out of this world.... .Madtsock july 17th is actually my big 40 and ive booked golden circle ticket via that company that went bust.could you put my mad mind at rest and tell me my three tickets will arrive soon.And could you wish me a happy birtday at the great event.since i was ten you guys have always been the greatest band.never stopped loving it (even the Dangermen.).Cant wait.Matt.

Dear Matt
Thanks very much. Tickets should be there mid June.
CB
Norway

Hello again!
Thank`s for a great day at HMV.
I was just wondering if you know witch airline you will be using to travel to Norway in august for Oeyafestvalen. I work at SAS at the airport and I would be so happy if I could meet you and maybe sign 2 - 3 reccords. I was dissapointed that I only could bring 2 items for signing at HMV.
I was 3rd last in the que at HMV.
I signed both my boxsets.
Will you be travelling to Norway the same day as the gig or the day before?
Looking forward to Madstock in july

Dear Bjorn
I don't have that information until nearer to when we fly. Who knows it might be SAS?
CB
Madness Argueements Question:

Hiya Chrissy Boy Yep IIts Shannan (Once Again) Ha Ha I Know Your Proberbly Pissed Off With Me At This Stage

1.I Was Just Wundering What Was The Biggest Madness Argueement ,Who Was Involved , Was There A Punch Up Ha Ha And What Was It Over

Oh Yes And I've Started Playing electric Guitar I Have A Fender Squier Srtat Special edition Or Something Like That Basicly Its The Exact Same One As You Fender Same Colour And All I Was Just Wundering What Other Guitars Are Good For Some One Who Can Play Accustic Brilliantly But Only Starting Electric Guiatr

All my Love
Miss Madness !
xxxxxxxxx

Shannan Mcbride,Ireland

Dear Shannan
Well the Birds Eye ads caused a right old kerfuffle, I can tell you, but it all sort of ended up alright. You guitar sounds OK has it got a tremelo arm for whammy action?
CB
On the Town

Just noticed 2 versions of on the town. The Vocals are different. What was the thinking behind that?

brill tune. should be a single.

Dear
I agree it should be a sing.le The thinking? Who knows? We had a lovely girl called Amber who did some of the vocals on the album and it was suggested that she did a vocal on On The Town. Then we got Rhoda or Rhoda did it first..
CB
this morning?

Hi chris.
saw you on 'this morning' (the programme) and watched you perform dust devil. I noticed something very suspicious. There wasn't a piano playing in the song and yet there's barso plonking away on his keyboard. and I couldn't hear a guitar playing and yet there you are STRUMMING away on your guitar!!!

What's the meaning of this????
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
THANX,
MR.WHEEZE

Dear Mr Wheeze
It was an organ.I was on air sax..

CB
UK TOUR IDEA & ORIGAMI

Hi Chris, How's about Madness doing a 5 or 6 date British tour around Oct/Nov of this year at venues like Birmingham Symphony Hall, Manchester Bridgwater Hall, Newcastle Sage etc? You could bill the tour as Madness present The Liberty of Norton Folgate. Each night, for the set proper, you could perform the album in it's entirety while slipping in the odd new song only otherwise available on the box-set of said album. For encore(s) you could roll out some older, more familiar songs? Isn't it obvious?!

Bless you & yours

Johnboy

PS: Thank you for a magical experience at HMV Oxford St last Tuesday. I'd kind of given up hope of ever meeting Madness as you tend to play such big venues these days. It was a real Jim'll Fix it' experience for me. By way of gratitude, I presented each of you with a small origami symbol in a protective plastic case. I hope you like them. Thank you again, chaps.

Dear Johnboy
Thanks for the gift, I wondered what it was er..I think I've still got it..The gigs yes I'd love to, but some of the band want to keep doing the old hits and it's hard to get new songs in the set.
CB
Our House

Can you tell me who wrote 'our house'? many thanks barbara

Dear Barbara
Sure - it was myself on the tune and Chas on the lyrics.
CB
The Addressed Matter

Thanks very much, this is not a usual thing for me!

Is there a fee? I doubt it but I hope this helps. And I passed on a few songs to my buddy Duncan and to my extreme surprise he favourited them on YouTube (MKII and Forever Young). He's in a jazz band called 'Old at Heart,' he playes tenor sax.

Thanks very much, I found this out on a grey day when a girl who said 'yes' the previous day to my taking her out decided it wasn't a good idea due to her moving to Calgary, so this is a pleasant surprise at the right time.

Regards and thanks,

Justin S. Campbell (CampbellTrain)

PS I wrote a couple of songs during class the other day, one called "Fredward" and another called "The Moving Problem." I may post the lyrics when I've figured the drums out, hope they are clear enough.

J.C.

Dear Justin
There is no fee, you won something by pure luck I didn't put your adress here for obvious reasons. You really were the 1000th message.How about that! Girls ha! Heartbreakers eh?
CB
Broadlands, Romsey

Hey Up Chrissy Boy,

Were coming to see you at Romsey for my Stag night, is there any chance of me and my mate Scotty joining you on stage for a bit of feet shuffling to " Baggy Trousers or any other of the feet shufflers"? I'm 50 and I can still move a bit, the new album is fantastic, especially The Liberty of Norton Folgate, thanks mate. Moggy.

Dear Moggy
Thanks. No chance but have a good time anyway.
CB
hi ya chrissy

do you if mark gave our contact details to his dad because they are having a football reunion soon and the need to contact him
Spence

Dear Spence
I have passed it on.
CB
madness emblem

i need to find a picture of the madness "M" with a little hat above it 4 a tattoo im getting done,any ideas where i can find one?
Hazel

Dear Hazel
Jeeshus H Chri...Google is the answer 9 times out of ten. Search for Madness logo you will get loads.
Look

CB
2nd single

Hi Chris,

Wonderful news on the album.
Do you yourself have a preference for the 2nd single in August?

Dear Timothy
Thanks.Hunchback Of Torriano of course...
CB
French Private Gig

Dear Chris,

We heard about the private French gig you'll play on 17th june.... Not evident to win the tickets on the radio...
Do you think it could be another way to get some tickets for that gig?
Cheers mate.

Mister B (French MIS

Dear Mssr B
Je pense so.
CB
Lord Suggs

Hello, Inge from Amsterdam knocking on your cupboard's door, what can you tell me about
Lord Suggs 's nickname?
Best regards, Inge

Dear Inge
He picked it form a book of Jazz musicians names at random.
CB
This morning

Hiya Chris,saw you on This Morning,but where was Chas and Bedders?Oh and a while ago someone asked you about good pubs to go to,one was the Dublin castle,what was the other one you said?And finally a lady asked you the other day if she could have you if your wife gets fed up with you,so can you find out if i can have Chas if his other half gets fed up of him?lol
Big kiss
Jane.x

Dear Jane
Chas is in Ibiza and Bedders is away the are both on leave. So we did the best we could in the circumstances. I think we got away with it - don't you? Pub was the Speadeagle, Parkway.
CB
Great to have you back!

The new album is really great! I´ve followed you since the beggining of the 80´s but never had the possibility to see you live but this summer I´m gonna see you both at Hultsfred here in Sweden and at Madstock! Great! (And after 15 years of recordplaying my Wife finaly surrendered when she heard the Dangermen sessions part one. She says hello and asks if you gonna do a Dangermen part 2?
Johan

Dear Johan
I don't think so. A new album, 23 brand new songs [including the box set] why do covers?
CB
busking on hms belfast

Hi Chris,

I have just read that madness are going to be doing a busking gig later this month or june on hms belfast, is this true?

if so is it a private show or will fans be able to go.

cheers

Alan

Dear Alan
I really don't know. You know more than me, which is not the first time in this internet age...
CB
wedding

hello CHRISSY firstly the new album is great iv never got it off when in the car its magic....
and im getting married in june 27th at newcastle f/c and as a perfect present you couldnt send us a signed photo of the greatsest band in the world plus it would make up for us getting relegated to the championship , many thanks Michael Guy

Dear Michael
Are they hiring out St James' fer weddings now? Already! How the mighty toon has fallen..sob sob.No photos please.
Good luck have a canny wedding CB
Yo Ho and a Bottle of ****

Hey Chrissy,
Just watched you on This Morning! Going to see you at Electric Picnic. Wondering if you could wish my boyfriend Tos a Happy Birthday?
Thanks, Sarah x

Dear Sarah
It's not till July is it? And I already did...
CB
specials?

saw the specials at leeds. they were ok ,but not a patch on madness live.loving the new album ,my daughter wants you to release her favourite,sugar and spice,any chance.ta.
jim

Dear Jim
It is a possibilty.
CB
thank you

I sent you and email about accessibilty but to be honest didnt for a second expect for you to answer it, Life is so full of battles that you forget there are decent human beings out there. God Bless
mutley

Dear Mutley
Where? Who me? Just doing a job for everyone. You ask I answer, unless it's where/when's the next gig? Hope you enjoy the show.
CB
Birlington Bertie

HOW!

Do you know Birlington Bertie....he says "carpet cleaners rule"?

WORD.

Mark

Dear Mark
What time does he get up? About 10.30?
CB
dj

hello chris
who was the dj on thursday? he was superb........
db
the mighty ruler

Hi Darren
You are the ruler.
CB
lisbon

hi chris
going to see madness in lisbon cant wait.ill keep a look out for you .great news about album in 5th position
michael farmer

Dear Michael
Thanks. I will look out for you too. I will be on stage. A little fatty baldy guy on the right with a guitar, next to an even fatter little guy on sax and general wind. Where will you be? I can wave to you dude..
CB
madstock victoria park

hi chris. been doing the gigs since '92 at finsbury & enjoying an ale at the dublin castle also. we are coming up from bristol for victoria park madstock. would there be any chance of meeting u guys before the show please? would be very kind if u could reply please. cheers chris
si

Dear Si
Depends if we go out front I suppose.
CB
relegation

are you as pleased as me that the geordie scum were relegated. love ian ( a mackem)- Sunderland supporter!!
and i can't wait for July 17th!!

You dorty roturn Makem! If you ever gann doon ta Cramlingturn we'll ave ya! You are barred for the gig! That's life pal, full of upps and doons...
CB
YepRoc.com

CB
Came upon redeyeusa.com claiming that they are the exclusive source for TLONF and offering the box set at a sprightly $ 64.99

Are they legit ?
Why aren't the box sets autographed

This is the heavy heavy monster sound of....Detroit

Dear Hedley
You agin! Yes they are.
CB
the madness song writing machine

Dear Chris,
fantastic about the success of the brilliant album and loved seeing you on the Camden Crawl. Didn't realise you, like I, live in Brighton. Shame, you could have given me a lift home! Maybe after Madstock! Can not wait for that show and for Glastonbury too. By the way if you heard a dodgy sounding band dressed as the undead parading in the streets of Brighton behind a coffin, I was playing the trombone. Oh well, but at least it means it gets me into Glastonbury too, to do much of the same. Will have to do a bunk to catch your set.

Ah where was I? Oh yes, I was intrigued by your recent reply to someone else's question and you said you are working on a follow up to TLONF. Is this really true already! fantastic,

all the best
Rich

Dear Rich
Well it's Hove at the moment, actually. I saw your band! You looked good, nice jackets and make up loved it.The follow up will be ready in 5 years.
CB
New Album

I'm a 37 yr old fan from the early days growing up with the iconic one step beyond which still sends a shiver down my spine. Just purchased the new album and think it's brilliant. Some top top tunes. How long was it in the making and what was the inspiration behind it? Well done chaps!!
Mervyn Harris

Dear Mervyn
Thanks .Three years hard work, lots of songs from our past, present and future all finally released.
CB
Oh My?!

Is this attaully you and Thommo?
if it is when was it!?

Dan.

Dear Dan
Er...I cannot recall this incident. It's Oasis isn't it?
CB
A big thank you

Can I just say a big well done on the success on the new album.You deserve it and if i ever meet you guys the drinks are on me and if im a bit flush I will get you a whiskey chaser to go with it.Oh yeah my brother ashley said your suit looked wicked on the Paul O'Grady show.all the best Bazza.

Dear Bazza
Thanks. Marks and Sparks you know, the suit. Shoes by British Boot Company.
CB
Madness songbooks

Are there Madness songbooks (piano/vocal) available anywhere? I\'m especially interested in the Liberty of Norton Foltage one.
Best regards,
Marina

Dear Marina
Come on girl.
Google Madness+songbooks
what will you get?
OK I'll do it [takes 000003secs]
http://www.musicroom.com/se/ID_No/030264/details.html
Norton Folgate we don't even know all the chords yet but they should give you something to be going on with.
CB
Two questions....

Hi Chris

What would be your one Madness Desert Island Disc? (You can only have an A side or B side, not both)

Also, can you sing Clerkenwell Polka all the way through? I still can't, I get all me words wrong!

Anonymous x (not putting my name or you'll start banning me from here for asking too many questions!)

Dear Louise -ha Anonymous!
Africa is my desert island disc. I can play the chordsClerkenwell Polka - but the words? To many for me to remember..in fact..
CB
Beatles remasters and flexi-discs

Hi Chris

I was going to pop in two quick questions for this week, but just thought of a third.

1) How do you feel about the upcoming Beatles remasters? - I\'m particularly excited about the mono mixes.

Answer - Guitar bands are on the way out, but I'd like to hear them.

2) Any chance of the flexi discs turning up on the Madness remastering project?

Answer Oh yes there is.

3) Any thoughts about Africa as a single (with real strings)? Played this for the first time all the way through last week or before and really enjoyed it. The "farewell Southend on Sea" line moves me quite a bit, possibly because my inlaws came from there (he picked her up outside a cockle shed on the way to a party and have been married for over 37 years!)
Mike Fisher

Dear Mike

Final answer - We have done the album don't go giving Barso ideas...
RAGS - Shrine Updates

Hi CB ..
Just mowed the lawn into 7 stripes .. Got the HoF Pic Disc Clock to be Voice Activated for the official Mad Time. Top Shows last week Sir .., ok to come down to Newbury plse. Just send pics to mail address so h'fully you can check them out.

Thanks for e'thing.
RAGS

Dear Rags
You are class. I will get the pictures up - send some of the shrine.
CB
gigs

to chris can I look up gigs on the gig page
don

Dear Don
Be my guest...
CB
album sales

Chris
No. 5, selling about 16,000 copies I understand- brilliant and about blimin' time your work got some deeper recognition and sales.
You should have a word with the Beeb though, their news people report "Madness entered at number five with their latest collection The Liberty of Nolton Polgate. The veteran band scored their first hit album almost 20 years ago."

2 questions:
Have Madness ever had 2 albums simultaneously in the the Top 40 before (as this week) ?

Do you know roughly how many copies of Wonderful and Dangermen have been sold - UK or worldwide ?

Thanks
Andy

Dear Andy
That is one thing I am not sure of. I have never tried to do a total. I think we have now shipped 50,000 LOTF on sales of 19,000.
CB
No. 5!

Dear CB,
congratulations! I was really chuffed to hear of the success of TLONF in the album charts this week. First critical acclaim, now some well-deserved commercial success. Good on you mate, keep em coming!

Craggers Downunder.

Dear Craggers
Good on yer -thanks.
CB
Mad Drumming

Double Jeopardy!

Category: Madness Drum Covers

Answer: This Canadian teenager from Ottawa spends his spare time often playing drums to this U.K. music group, then uploading the videos to YouTube under the name "CampbellTrain."

Question: What is Justin Campbell uploading Madness drum cover songs?

(Seriously, I do upload them. They've been well recieved, although I can't use the songs in the background unless it's one of the vinyl records I'm playing, as diagetic (background) music should be accepted on YouTube without infringing copyright laws, etc.

And my actual question is if you like them (if you see them), can you please refer them to Mr. Woodgate? Thank you very much.)

Awesome job on MKII and Rainbows, very uplifting and inspiring!

One more thing I might want to explain: Yes, I'm happy you managed to find 'synesthesia' on the web, most people can't. In my case sounds, or anything I mentally think of comes across as colors, images, shapes, and forms. When it really made In the City sound so great to me it was because the music produced very plesurable images and thoughts and stuff in my head. Your guitar key-in looked like a nice green blobby line, and Mike's keyboard (not piano) had a rambunctious, random, crazy personality I attributed to it that matched a girl's that I like (she would appear as an image when the keyboard became sygnificant with your guitar).

If the tone is slowed down to lower tones the colors become darker, brighter the other way round.

Anyway I hope that explains it!

Thank you,

CampbellTrain


Dear Justin
I have sent this on to Woody very interesting. You are my 1000th reply, so I will send you something as I had planned to do that. Rather, I will get someone to send you somethin but I need you address!
all the best Chris
Its not Hedy Its Hedley

TLONF has taken extensive plays all weekend. Clearly an outstanding piece of work BUT isn't everything from Madness ?

Its been a long road from buying the 12" single of "My Girl" at Our Price Records in Kingston (circa December 1979) to 30 years later sitting in Detroit marveling at "On the Town" and, of course, "We are London"

So CB, the extra tracks ? How do we get the extra tracks ?

Hedley

(Although they are long gone, perhaps Headley Heath represented one of those moments?)

Dear Hedley
So you got the Blazing Saddles reference. Just a guess. Headley Heath - do you mean like Brooklyn Beckham? Our Price Records eh? Takes me back
thanks CB
questions...

have you heard eminem doing Our House? i sent it to chas few years ago on the smash forum. if so what did you think?

also, cards on the table...

Celtic or Glasgow "it was Chelsea fans that done it." Rangers??

No I didn't hear that. I have heard a version of Los Palmas 7 with him and D12. Can you send it to madnessphotoalbum@fastmail.fm
Chelsea fans? er..don't know.
CB
Congrats!

Hi Chris

I just wanted to add my congratulations to you and the band - top 5! Brilliant! We love the album to bits, and it's great to see it getting the success it deserves. Please don't leave it 10 years before the next!!!

All the best - enjoy the week!

Ian

Dear Ian
Thanks - we won't.
CB
lord mayor

well done no,5 get in there.proud to be a MaDnEss,fan.im the lord mayor of madNESS.you said i was chris.p.s all you guys signed me fezz @ belfast airport pricless no e.bay for me kiddo.
Gerry from the isle of man

Dear Gerry
Thanks - but how much do you think you would get? We could go halves...
CB
Birthday

Hey guys,
my boyfriends birthday is coming up in July thought I'd get in early and ask if you could wish him a happy birthday(his name is Tos)
cheers guys!
sarah

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear...Tos[?]
Happy birthday to you
from CB
Next Single

Any idea on what it's gonna be?
Or should I ask, what would you like it to be?

Adam.

Dear Adam
Baggy Trousers - the re mix.
CB
holland

besides pinkpop, are you planning to play more often in Holland?
And great that your back! I have followed you in Holland since the early 80 and play your music still.
Take care, Mike from Holland

Dear Mike
I don't do a gig guide. Here is another Mike telling a joke in Dutch just for you and all our Dutch viewers.
CB

Me (again!)

Dear CB

If your current wife ever gets fed up or bored with you, please could I have you???
Thanks
LB
x

Dear LB
Easy there tiger...
CB
No.5

Hi Chris,
Just wanted to say well done to the band and everyone else concerned for retaining the No5 position in the album chart this week. You do of course deserve the No1 position but then I'm slightly biased and will settle for the No5 if I have to :)

Great party at Folgate last week, good to talk to you again and I'll be in touch about the ****-**.

Looby xxx

Dear Looby
Thanks and OK.
CB


Ciao boys, i would like to see you in concert one day ...
Question: WELL, YOU MUST KNOW THAT I AM A MADNESS FAN FROM THE BEGINNING (1980 circa)... Now I'm 44 and still i'm a Mad-Fan, more than in 1980 !!! A BIG SALUTE to you all Mads, maybe i will go to the ROCK en SEINE in PARIS in agosto 2009, if i can .... CIAO da MarionLine from Treviso (near Venezia) KEEP GROOVIN' HIGH !!!
Maurizio Mario Marchioni

Dear Maurizio
Ciao CB
Charts!!!!

Congratulations, boys, on a more than deserved Top 5 placing for the album. Bestselling singles band is all very well when you're kids - but albums and gigs is what it's all really about. You deserve this success for everything you've ever done. Just don't make it a farewell album - let's have many more!
PS Complete in at 38 too! Brilliant.
Big E

Dear Big E
Thanks - we are working on the follow up.
CB
Madstock and Glastonbury

I'm loving the new album its good that it has charted at number 5, I cant wait to see you at Glastonbury and Madstock, at least I have something to look forward to after seeing my team Newcastle get relegated to the Championship. Hopefully you will be playing Newcastle sometime soon as I have about 150 poeple wanting to see you. Last time you came there were around 150 and I had to organise 3 busses to get us there and everyone agreed it was sheer class. I never made the HMV signing as I live to far away and work would not let me have time off but hopefully oneday I will get to meet you all (hint hint).

Good luck for the future and thanks for years of excellent music.
Daz

Dear Daz
Thanks and Yeah, what a sickener. I dare'nt ring me in laws...
CB
No5

Evening young Chris .
Just heard TLONF is No5 in the Hit40 uk album chart !!!!!!
Madness Still Rules !!!!!!
Many thanks
The Flash

Dear Barry
Ye hah!
CB
Already know the answer!

Hello Chris,

Just seen on ebay a guy who sell a signed CD of "The liberty..".
This guy was of course on HMV.

I don't want to buy it and encourage this kind of act (and I have the boxset already!) This guy was lucky to meet the madnificient 7 and he sells this memory!

But hey, I live in France (so I won't be lucky enough to meet you one day!) and you're not send autographed picture.

So what can I do?
An autographed picture would be a dream to me!

OK..I know the answer will be No, but I have to try...

Have a good day!
Thanks again for all, you can't imagine the pleasure you bring to the fans!
All of you are f***in' genius!

Steve
PS:I'm proud to join you to the Liberty of Norton Folgate!

Dear Steve
Don't buy it. We will come to France for the En Seine festval in August. You may meet us mon ami.
CB
Dust Devil Taco

CB - Madness has always been at the forefront of innovative packaging but with the Dust Devil 10" you've really set the bar. I've seen colored ones, round ones, square ones, you name it. But I've never seen one in the shape of a taco. Brilliant! Well done....... wait, what? That wasn't you guys? Must have been my mentally challenged US Postal carrier who saw fit to FOLD the package in order to get it into my mail box. Whatta maroon.
--

No it was a Taco...Bell. I will try to get you a new one send me your address.
CB
CB
liverpool nutty sounds

alright chris .. how ya diddlen . i wonder do you recall a nutty boys gig back in the 90,s early part .. to promote crunch ? planet x liverpool ... great night lee on a zimmer ... he robbed me mates glove ... got it over his head and ran round the stage like a chicken ...i managed to rob lees scarf ... tee hee hee !! anyways all the best to the magnificent 7 and john hassler...
paul s
liverpool

Dear Paul
Yes I do. There was some sort of all day crusty do on before us and they cleaned the place up with some sort of spray. Pungent...
CB
Thanks Question:

I just whanted to say thanks fore so many great songs keep up the good work...

Hans from Gothenburg Sweden

Dear Hans
Tack själv
CB
Madness book Question:

Having been an avid fan over many years I find myself more excited now to be a Madness fan than ever before. However the one thing that has been lacking is a proper Madness book. With all the reissues coming up I'm sure it would be very well received by the fans.
Kind Regards,
Paul.

Dear Paul
What a coincidence. Someone else just asked me the same question. You wait all day for a book related question, then two turn up at once. This what I told him:
"Dear Cameron
This only one I can recall is Total Madness by George Marshall on STP books. It's out of print though.
CB"
Madness books

After you all left HMV I looked for a Madness book to read on my way to the Isle Of Wight, and I couldn't find one so I bought the biography of Alex James from Blur which is very good.

Is there a Madness book?

If so i'll get one in Luton for my journey to Aberdeen.

Cheers,

Cameron (Madness ambassador to Thailand)

Dear Cameron
Ths only one I can recall is Total Madness by George Marshall on STP books. It's out of print though.
CB
SHUT UP VIDEO

Somebody told me the SHUT UP vid was partly filmed in Durham City.I realise it is a test for the old memory but i really need to know because one day when ive lost my marbles it might be the 1 thing i remember.x Micky

Dear Micky
Forget it - you've lost them. It was filmed around Shepards Bush.
CB
TV appearances

Hi Chris.
Just wandered if the band are due to appear on the Jonathan Ross show at all?
Is there any way your promotors could let the fans know what tv/radio shows the chaps are booked to appear on...the chatter on the forum is that fans have missed appearances due to lack of knowledge...
All the very best---bet you are chuffed to bits with the well deserved album reviews?
Jim

Dear Jim
Yes it is nice. All we need is for the radio stations to get behind it now. We try to get upcoming TV shows mentioned on the Madness website as far as I know. We will be on This Morning on Tuesday [I think]. Jonathan Ross maybe on the cards next single time..
CB
My Head

Hello Chrissy Boy,
Question: Will I every get the new songs from the legend of Norton Folgate out my head? The album is truely a masterpiece. Well done!
Henry

Dear Henry
Well I'll be blowed. Thnaks
CB
Guitar Guy? Or Not!

Hi Chris
Watching one of your concerts on DVD the other day, you know '98 finsbury park? Well, I was wondering do you play any other instruments apart from the guitar?
Best Wishes
Jamie

Dear Jamie
Not really. I can bang out a tune on the piano but not very well.
CB
we miss you

please come to italy!!!
Stefano


woody
Question: hi woody, not sure if you remember me, good to see you guys back again. seems along time ago that i wrote those 50,000 please to you, thanks for letting me meet you and go to the gigs
debbie

Er wha? WOODY! Where are you my man?
CB
The Liberty of Norton Folgate

Just recieved my CD today and I have one word for it...SMASHING!

I live in the United States and was surprised to see that it had arrived in FIVE days. (Amazon had given me an ETA of anywhere from 5-28 to 6-02.
So Headly Williams should be getting his copy soon.

Keep up the good work and I\'m looking forward to your next album.

The AzMaddie

Dear AzMaddie
Well you beat Hedley by one day. My how we've come on. From where's my BoxSet? To wow! 5 days delivery to the USA! Good old Amazon.
CB
madness

looking to book up for Madstock on ticketmaster. What is gold circle and is it worth paying extra (MD Newcastle)
MD

OK Mrs Dunn. You have asked me the same question twice. What's the apple?
CB
madness

what is gold ticket mean
mrs dunn

Dear Mrs Dunn
It's some sort of magical exclusive ticket which gets you near the front, in a penned off area at Madstock.
CB
only love video

i love this video,but apart from suggs i dont know the rest of your names...who is the gorgeous one with the heart drawn on his face ???? angie

Dear Angie
Er I dunno......me? OK it is Chas Smash. The rest of us are Barso, Thommo, Bedders, Woody and Chrissy Boy [me]
CB
Shoes

I know where you got your shoes from now, but any idea where Barzo got his black and white check shoes and where Chas got those fabulous red and white Brogues. I want to buy a pair for my Partner. A fabulous party at The Light Bar by the way. Thanks to all the band for a truely fantastic night. I was standing about 2 foot from the stage, very interesting picture of you sticking your tongue out! Wishing the album every success!
Belinda

Ah Belinda We meet again.Say hello to Steve.Barzo got his shoes in Argentina. I keep asking Chas where he got them he tells me and I always forget the name of them.
CB
Madtube Jokes

Hey Chris,
I'm loving the jokes from Suggs & Woody on the Madtube page, both hilarious. Is there more to come?

Here's an idea, I dunno if you remember but when you were on the Kumars show a few years back, Barso told a joke about brains (a belgian one, german one etc) It was so terrible but genius nonetheless. Do you think you can persuade him to tell it again for Madtube?

Cheers,
Patrick.

Dear Patrick
It's funny you should say that. I have stockpiled a few more jokes, including one from the master, Mr Barso.
CB
nothing in perticular

just to say hello to the group ive admired since the very early 80's. i was in your fan club at a very youthful age. to me you are my childhood and all thats good about growing up. every song brings back a memory. hope thats a good thing. i remember when it was suggs 21 birthday and me and my mate sent him a card. i remember writing you a poem, i actually got a reply which really made my day! all the groups today dont compare to you, keep on going, make my teenage years never end. thanks.x
nicola melody

Dear Nicola
Many thanks to you for all the support. What was the poem about and what did I say?
CB
Me again!

Hello Chris
Me again, the one that met you at HMV and the launch party and both times I said "I've loved you for thirty years" (how embarrassing!!) Well, I don't actually LOVE you, I don't really know you, but you know what I mean...Anyway, I wanted to say thanks for taking the time to chat at the party, and for the photos and I'm sorry if I rambled on and didn't stop talking when you were answering my questions...I was just a bit nervous and over excited...I was listening really!!
Anyway, that El Dordo rum must be a bit dodgy cos I had such a bad hangover yesterday I had to leave work at 10.30am, having only been in an hour!!
Anyway, er, what was my question?
Oh yes, I want to send a photo to you (nothing dodgy!), which email address do I use cos I can't attach one to this form...?
Cheers CB.
Love as always
Louise

Dear Louise
Thanks my dear. Please send them to madnessphotoalbum@fastmail.fm and I will get them.
CB
How are you.

I remember meeting you boys back a few years ago.

How are you now ? Jo

Dear Jo
Not too bad. Yourself?
Amazon Keeps Moving

Nice job Amazon UK, just 6 days to get "Liberty" into the mail box in Detroit.

Getting ready for a first play, yours, in Baggy Trousers, Hedley

CB - Thanks for the kind note on the name - no idea how my folks came up with that !

Dear Hedley
Thanks now I know how long it takes. Try to find out why they gave you that name. Was it anything to do with Blazing Saddles?
CB
back catalogue

hey chris.been into you and the boys since the 80's,loved your music then and still loving it.bought the new album and loved it,what can i say?its just madness doing what they do best.do you know when the back catalogue is being re-released as i lost one of my madness cd's and want to buy it again.keep knocking out those albums.
Adriana Jacques

Dear Adriana
The back catalogue will getting a make over in the next few months.
CB
Too bad

Hey Chris,

Thanks for getting back to me. It really is too bad that you guys aren\'t touring Canada. Its nice over here! I just watched some footage of the World Tour of Camden on You Tube. It was brill, and it just makes me more determined than ever to come over and see you.

Take care

Tracy

Dear Tracy
Thanks.
CB
thommos stingy brim trilby

hi chris
could you tell me where lee got his stingy brim trilby from? the one he was wearing on stage at the 02 at xmas. i have looked everywhere for one and have been looking for years.
cheers marc

Dear Marc
It was from me and I was given it by one of my ex wives and she got from a charity shop. Try looking on the internet.
CB
From tortoise to teaching...

Mate, I know you're just putting on a brave face about not having my tortoise named after you! No, in actual fact, I fair pissed my sides at your answer to that one. It's part of why you've always been my favourite band member, going back to the age of 9. Always liked your dryness of wit and seemingly self-deprecating manner (not that I understood what that meant at 9!)
On a more serious note - as the Head of Year in a secondary School, and bearing in mind the likes of Baggy Trousers, I always wonder what you all really think of the likes of my occupation. I reckon a lot of artistic types consider us to be killers of natural talent at times, but I try my best to encourage every type of kid as much as possible. Have your school days tainted your thoughts on the teaching profession?

Dear
Well I suppose it all depends on how good the teacher is doesn't it? I was at school such a long time ago I can't really remember.
yours CB
Signing and party!

Have had the best week ever, was at both the signing and the party, great atmosphere and great people!!
Just want to thank you for arranging it all, you have made me the happiest woman ever!!!
Was supposed to be revising for uni exams this week but sod it!
I've been a fan 17 years now, met you at the 02 for the first time and was lucky enough to meet you all again twice more. I am very grateful for it all.
Chas you are lovely and you also made me happy with a a couple of kisses heheheh!!! and sneaking up on me at the party hahah!, what a gorgeous man you are xxx Made me laugh taking the mick out of my northern accent too hahah!
See you all at Newbury and Madstock.
I'll send you the pics I took at the party.
bye for now xx Jenny

Dear Jenny
Thanks.Send them to madnessphotoalbum@fastmail.fm
CB
Staggering..

Considering the amount of Madness stuff happening this year and that we are nearly halfway through the year I'm staggered I've missed it all! Looking at forth coming events looks like I'll be missing more.. ha ha! Oh well least the weathers looking nice..time for an ice cream in the park ..care to join me :P
liz

Dear Liz
Not today I'm going into Brighton for the Festival
CB


hi cb would it b cool a ska week at twickinham stadium all the best sounds in 1 ground be lucky perry

Dear Perry
If you say so.
CB
hmv.message for woody

hello.and thank u lucky 7 for signing my daughters t shirt shes over the moon lol. ah sorry woody for saying all the wrong words speachless good to see u afer 30 years plus getting a bit grey . be lucky perry and family bye ps was good to c u.we was at o2 good pic show and sounds. it must b luv is a fav. return of los palmas7 was the 1.u know just 1 more thing. nw5 excerlent so true.
perry


Dear Perry
Thanks. I will tell him this.
CB
Hello

Hi Chris
I think the band should come to New Zealand:)and play in a little town called HanmerSprings. By the way I love the website design.

Cheers
Helena

Dear Helean
Thanks. I shall retain that piece of information.
CB
Last nights launch in Shoreditch

What a night! The best gig I've ever been to. New material more than stands up against the classics. Scarlett got us in as I work with her at EE. Where did you get you're shoes? At the Soap awards Suggs said they cost a oner...I want a pair.
John Greening

Dear John
I got them at the British Boot company Kentish Town Road.
http://www.britboot.co.uk/
I got a discount they are 150. but tell Nick who owns the shop that you know me and he'll charge you 200. Better tell him you know Scarlett and you are on Eastenders..
CB
PayPal

So how can I pay for something from the shop with PayPal? It says it's accepted, but when I go through checkout there's no PayPal option. I have emailed the helpdesk but all they said was as long as the order's over a fiver (it is) then it should be OK

Thanks Richard

Dear Richard
I don't know abut this, maybe it's your browser or something. I have passed this on.
CB
How does it take...

For the Liberty of Norton Folgate to ship to the USA ? Good old Amazon UK shipped it Monday and this very old Nutty fellow is waiting for its arrival

How am I going to get all the other super cool tracks without dipping further into the dollars and buying the deluxe vinyl double CD box set ??

One step beyond (Detroit)
Hedley Williams

Dear Hedley
Cool name. I hope it will get there soon. Amazon are pretty good, should be there in about ten years ha ha. I don't know how long it takes. In fact when you get it tell me how long it took and I will know for future reference.
Thanks CB
dangermen sessions

HI ,is there a vol 2 of the dangermen sessions...thanks stephen dublin
stephen mulhall

Dear Stephen
No there isn't. We do have a really good new album out though.
CB
madness at HMV

Hi Chrissy Boy
HMV gig was outstanding, my 2 eldest daughters (8 & 5) got to see Daddy's hero's live and have joined the madness fan club.
Love the new album and looking forward to Victoria Park.
Lee (not Thompson) Marvin

Dear Lee
Thanks - top man!
CB
Some serious promotion!!

Hello CB,
After having a gander at the UK charts, I tut-tutted to myself as to the position of Dust Devil (and almost cried when I saw the top 10...how sad!) and thought to myself that as usual, good music is never promoted properly. So I sent a spiffin e-mail to the HQ of Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando begging, pleading and offering unsavourley favours if they were to update their videos and add this little gem to their repertoire, seeing as "Our House" seems to be the only thing they have from Madness. This company serves zillions of people a year (therefore excellent royalties!) so I strongly recommend all you likeminded peeps to do the same thing, believe me when I say that they listen to what the public have to say!!! So start harrassing them NOW! Get onto your local HRC marketing dept or go direct to Orlando (address on their website), just don't bug me in Rome 'cos I already done it!!!!...So my question: Do you want owt brought over from Rome when me and the family come to Madstock?
Doog

Dear Doog
OK that's the Hard Rock cafe's sorted next...Mcdonalds! Rome is that near Orlando? Or is it Rome USA? Like er...Paris,Texas?
CB
CB
Welcome back ol' man!

Damn good album, your Nuttyness, well this Mad-head thinks so, if no-one else does!

PS Love the TV ad for TLONF, was Suggs giving out lessons on acting??? Or was he charging for them... ;)
Robo

Dear Robo
Thanks. Suggs was trained at RADAR you know, in the navy.
CB
New Album?

Great new album! tis rather good indeed! Just a quick question, when will your next new album be out?? Keep up the good work
Craig Taylor

Dear Craig
Probably next April 1st. We are working on it now.
CB
Launch Party - 21st May

You guys rocked last night it was great to see in such a tiny venue, seen you guys many many times have to say best atmosphere I’ve been too.

The bands hospitality was great, from all us true fans I like to say thank-you. I did do that sad thing and get photos with you, Suggs & Chas but made a 40 year old very happy. Chatted to Suggs about Cup final for a while “Come on you Blues”

Big shout to Jon “I’m Sorry” Rathe and our little crowd that were right at the front singing every word.

Shame I can’t make Newbury , but roll on Madstock.

Cheers

Tony

Dear Tony
Gld you enjoyed it.
CB
Complete Madness

Hi Chris , silly 2 part question. My mate Dave and i still have our Complete Madness vinyl albums (no doubt like many others!). Just wondering were you aware that some had the 'Goodnight' ending on Los Palmas 7 and some didnt? Any particular reason or nothing sinister? Mine didnt have it so hoping mine was the rarer one!!! Also why is the intro to 'Guns' missed off the singles box set? (Its on The Business though) Perhaps i got dodgy copies?
steve

Dear Steve
I am not really all that good on this sort of thing. Los Pamas is something Mike goes on about from time to time. Guns I haven't a clue either.Sorry.
CB
Release everything - i'll buy it!

Hello Chris,
I see Suggs is featured on radio 2s Tracks of my Years again next week (11.40 a.m),don't any other members of Madness ever get asked?
What will be,(if any),the "B side" of Forever Young, when it's released in France? ,and also have the band ever recorded any songs that have been released abroad but have not been released as a single/album track/b-side here in the U.K? or do we get everything you ever put out?
Thanks for the wonderful music,
from Andy.

Dear Andy
Probably a song left over from the Dangermen sessions. So yes it could be un released in the UK but only for a short time as we will porbably release a new single here too soon.
CB
box set

hello mate sorry to ask again but my box set i preordered has not turned up . Do you think its got lost in the post . Cos i can not wait to get it . One me your greats fans from 78 till now
steve

Dear Steve
When did you order it? I will pass on your details.
CB
Huge thanks and respect

Hiya Chris,

Just wanted to drop you (and through you the rest of the band hopefully) a quick note of thanks and respect for last nights "bash" at The Light Bar....there's not many bands that would treat their fans not only to a free gig but free beers too!! Respect to you all and thanks again for a fantastic evening.

Cheers

Graham

Dear Graham
Free beer? Hold it..wha%"£%?
CB
Madstock tickets

Hey there Chrissy Boy...

I know you are not really the person i should be asking, but i can't find a contact number for AEG.
but I have not had any e-mails or anything about my Golden Circle tickets... i am worried i might not get them. Do you know who i can call to see if i will get them?

Thanks m8 and sorry... i know youmust be getting tired of getting mails about this.

Thanks,

Rich.

Dear Richie
If you have not heard anything by the second week of June, then contact us.
CB
Mad Fan

Hi Chris!
I've listened to Madness' music since I was 13 and have loved it ever since. Why is Suggs called Suggs and what gives you all the inspiration for your songs? Look forward to you coming to Birmingham - please come here - and continue to wallow in Madness, Pete.

Dear Pete
Suggs picked his nickname at random from a book about Jazz musicians.Inspiration comes from life I suppose, to put it basically.
CB
Capital Radio

Dear young Chris .
Please find enclosed an email from Capital FM .

Roberto Capitalfm

21 May at 21:38
Good to hear back from you Barry,

You dont have to convince me Madness are good, I love'em, proper London band! Wings of a Dove has to be one of my favs. Loved the musical 'Our House' tooo.

Ive heard a few pieces of the new stuff, and do kinda like it. As you've pointed out though, it is no1 on the indie chart and Capital doesnt really cater for indie/ska music, that would be more our sister station XFM.

I'm gonna have a chat with the music guys tomorrow and ask them why we dont play it, they may have a better answer. Please dont think I've forgotten about you though if you dont hear back from me till next week, got another stupid busy day tomorrow.

As for Madstock, isnt it like the first one in over 10 years, should be brilliant!

Roberto

Ps - did see your status update, surely we're not THAT bad ;-)

How sad !

The Flash .


Dear Barry
What can I say? We are indie ska? He hasn't really got it has he? Thanks for all the hard work.
all the best Chris
CB
Good reviews

Hi Chris,
Again I just wanted to bring you up to date on some information from Holland. The Liberty of Norton Folgate got some great reviews on the volkskrant.nl (big dutch news paper website). He is basically saying 'great album, only thing I'm listening to on my iPod, go out and buy it', which I can only agree. Here is the link:

http://www.vk.tv/muziek/article1202226.ece/Madness_klinkt_als_vanouds

I will not see you guys in Holland, but I will see you in Berlijn and London...oh yeah Madstock. I can just feel the tickets coming to me through the letterbox.. ;)

Peace,
André

Dear Andre
Thanks for the support. The tickets will come I promise you.
CB
Madstock - start and finish

CB - I'm planning to come down for the Madstock gig on 17/07 from Liverpool, but haven't finalised my travel plans as yet, do you know at this early stage if there is a set finishing time for the gig, I know previous gigs I've been to have had set end times due to late noise etc. I don't know whether to get the last train home and get my head down on the train, or try and get a cheap hotel and go home fisrt thing Sat morning. any indication would be appreciated. on another note, I've asked this before, but is there any chance of seeing the lads playing at the Liverpool Echo Arena in the near future, Cheers Besty.

Dear Besty
I think it will be finished by 11. I have been asked this before so I should know sorry to not have the exact times. As for future gigs, see the top of my page.
CB


Hi Chris

I just got the biggest surprise seeing a clip on Madness on the Channel One News, here in NZ. They mentioned that you're famous for the hits Our House and It Must Be Love ...I wish to take this moment to apologise for this sad fact that these are the only two songs (and brilliant they are too!) that kiwis know you for... and that you are still going strong, having just released the long-play, LONF. They went on to say that you are touring Europe this summer and will be celebrating your 30th anniversary with your 5th Madstock in London.

I just wanted to share this with you, because I never have the pleasure of hearing you mentioned on these far off distant shores and if this news this evening has anything to do with your new management and how they are promoting you at the moment, then I tip my topper in their direction mate. They're doing a flippin' good job in letting the world know that you are still in top form, so please thank them on my behalf... and I thank you 7 guys, on my very own behalf ;-)

Renee (my girlfriend) and I are probably the only ones frome NZ that are going to be at Madstock and I can vouch for one Sian Harman and friend who'll be travelling from Oz to be at Madstock. We're catching the Nutty Bus to "Marrakesh" MADSTOCK!!!!
It's gonna be a great day!!!

Sean Gaskin

Dear Sean
Surely not there must be a good few Kiwis coming.
CB
Berlin

When you in Berlin Chris on 05.06.09 you do TV shows or just play one koncert? 1 day in Berlin not good more days very good, I drink bier in brighton wonce was wery fine.

Danke Hanz O'

Dear Hanz
No one day then we have to go.
auf wiedersehn CB
London HMV

hey bud not asking anything just wanted to say thank you to you and the band for the london appearance, it was ace, I have been a fan since the start of your wild ride but it was the first time I got to meet you all ( you might have guessed that when I couldnt get my mouth to work in conjunction with my brain and say anything intelligent when you said you should have used the back entrance of the shop instead of coming in the front and all I could do was mumble about a photo of you and me ) and it was well worth the trip down fae bonnie scotland ( 15 hours all in ) to get to meet you so once again thank you thank you thank you all you made me a very happy fan cheers and love to you all T B

Dear Terry
Thanks for coming all that way.
CB
Tickets

It's just some information for the people who are worried about their tickets for Madstock.

AEG are honouring all of Trinty's ticket commitments.

If you ordered your tickets via Trinty you should have received an email a week or so ago stating that you will recieve your tickets within the next 4 weeks. This should bring us into June, the same time as we were meant to receive them from the defunct company.

If you have not received such an email you should go to the AEG website where you can contact them direct, if not try Trinity Street Direct Limited's website there you will find links to the creditors who may be able to help you.

Chrissy and the boys have no way of knowing about tickets, I expect they are worried about the situation but they cannot help us.
Paul Bridges

Dear Paul
thank you so much. I wish I'd thought of that..
CB
The Cupboard

Nooooooooooo! My illusion's are shattered, I thought you lived in the cupboard, I don't know if I will ever get over the shock!

I'll give it a go though, I recently saw one of your Young One's performances, House of Fun in the pub. I noticed that Woody and Bedders swapped instruments was this done on purpose by the writer's or did they just pull a fast one? If so what was behind the jape?
Paul Bridges

Dear Paul
I dunno. Boredom? That was the theme.
CB
Fast Kix

The wife's just got a tortoise and she's called it Kix. All our pets have been named after our musical persuasion, as long as the name seems to suit. We've previously had cats called Suggs and Chas and a tank of tropical fish called Toots and the Maytals. We've still got a cat called Moon (short for Skinhead Moonstomp - which the wife doesn't like me shouting out of the doorway late on) and Millie (cos she's 'small'). Now we've got Kix the tortoise. he's faster than I thought he would be...in fact, he might be faster than the original these days! Don't know when we'll get something that looks like a Chrissy Boy. Sorry, fella!

Dear
I am so gutted.
CB
Madsatock

Can't wait 4 madstock to get after comin & seeing you a wembley in decmber we just can't wait wwe have 2 morwe comin makin 8 of us keep up the good work the new album is great look forward to saeeing you all at madstock
roy

Dear Roy
Thanks
CB
LONF

Just got the new album and its fantastic. When I heard you perform on the town at the O2 in Dec I didn't care for it much but now I have heard it on the album I think it is fantastic. My favourite Madness tracks are Elysium and 4am (I don't go for the obvious!) and that song reminds me a bit of both of those. Anyway.. then I played So Close loads and love that track just as much. Congratulations x
helen

Dear Helen
Thanks, do you mean That Close or is there a track the lads didn't tell me about?
CB
New Album

Lads, just got the new album ITS BRILLIANT.
Got it in the car, on the ipod and on the computer. Got it 2 says ago and still listening to it - you may want to have a go at Itunes as the album artwork is not supported.
PS thanks for all the entertainment over the last 30 plus years. PPS Woody use to teach at my daughters school (Hayes) and got then lost his autograph, how can I replace it and p[ossible get some more - Cheers
Stuart

Dear Stuart
Thanks - but how could you lose a thing like that!
CB
as good as !!!!!!

Hi Chrissy...Having seen you lads play at least 50 times since the early 80s and now have just got my tickets for Broadlands...and still waiting for the Madstock ones!!!! I know i will never be dissapointed in your gigs...but i have just seen 2 Special gigs at Brixton and they were out of this world....did any of you go ?????

Cheers Mark

Dear Mark
Yes I was the only one who dared to. Really good show, pity about Jerry but life goes on.
CB
Old M

Hi C.B,
You answered a question a little while back regarding who designed the old M design.
I thought the old design was done by Carl's younger brother Brendan..?
All the best,
Jason.

Dear Jason
Then you thought wrong.
CB
HMV

Hello Chrissy Boy just wanted to say a big thank you for the great set at HMV and an even bigger thanks for signing my stuff.As a tribute to yourself sir you can see I was rather chuffed : )



All the best Matt

Dear Matt
Er..yes fascinating. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
CB
DaNcE CrAzE

Chris,

any plans for a Dance Craze Tour to celebrate where it all started??

Imagine, Madness, The Specials, Selecter, The Beat, Bad Manners & the bodysnatchers on one stage again..... playing only music from the first 2 albums....awesome thought

I just caught the specials and it was a great gig! probally top 5 moments in my life...

Max

Dear Max
No plans.Yes the Specials were good were'nt they?
CB
official date?????????????

once again chrissy boy,good afternoon,
chris a couple of lads and i know (madness fans) are just arguing about the date madness officialy formed in '79,is there an actual official date???????????
thanks chris
GAFFO IN DUBLIN

Dear Gaffo
On January 22nd 1979 we played the Music Machine billed as Morris and the Minors. We had decided before the gig to call ourselves Madness.The first gig under that name was at the Hope and Anchor on the 3rd of This was after constant badgering of the owner John Eichler by Chas and Simon Birdsall who lived opposite in Compton Terrace. Eventually John Eichler has to help the band out as he has to pay for the PA hire [£30]. So May 3rd 1979 really.
CB
Stuffing ...

Hello Chris
Three questions for you.
Ere you go:
Is it true Dave Robinson bought an entire forest in Scotland on the groups behalf, telling you all it was filled with diamonds and blank royalty cheques - then refusing to buy you shovels or give you pens?

A.No not true, nearly though.

With the second wives thingy, do you trade wives regularly, and is there a government scheme that helps you get a fair price on the on the old model? The truth should be told....

A.What about me? I need a service myself.

Regarding the new disc, its very good. Also shows a nice sense of maturity. I wish you guys every success, and its also good to see you getting some decent media exposure too. And lastly, for mentioning Somers Town in his lyrics, Carl surely deserves an ASBO, don't you agree?

A. No, he should have an MBE .

Kindest regardz
Shovels O'Gravy (Labourer and PT Taxidermist)
LIVE

Is it true your playing Glastonbury?

If not have you any plans to come to Manchester.

Thanks silentbob

p.s
Folgate is the bollocks!!

Dear silentbob
Yes we are playing at Glastonbury.Gigs see the top of my page or the bit that says gigs.
CB
TLONF tv ad

Hello again Chris,

Did the Dust Devil video haters influence the making of the new album tv ad, ie. "wacky and funny Madness." Just wondering, cos I liked the Dust Devil video a lot and thought it represented the song very well. I just don't want Madness to pander to people who think all your videos should be the band doing silly things!

Patrick.

Dear Patrick
No not at all.
CB
Newbury Race course

Just brought tickets to newbury and i am bringing 10 mates seen you twice in birmingham just wanted to make sure its going to be a full concert as i have gone on and on how good you are live
Paul

Dear Paul
No we will only be on for ten minutes. OK only joking it's usuall a full set.
CB
Maybe next time!

I feel really bad for the message I left you last night! I am aware tickets were given away to some of ur favourite fans! Oh well mayb ur'll think of me next time!?! Is there any chance u could add Adams Nuttyforum link to this site please? xx

Dear Jade
Sorry but no.
CB
hmv

hi chris, i just wanted to say that the hmv gig and signing was fantastic.as it was filmed, do you know if it will be released !.many thanks, stuart.

Dear Stuart
Thanks. The film was just for HMV as far as I know.
CB
Thanks

Hi Chris, thanks for the suggestions for Camden. Have received my box set and am trying my hardest to wear it out with continual playing. I must say you lot have got reasonably good, have you ever considered going on the X Factor or Britain's Got Talent?

Cheers,

Spoffy

Dear Spoffy
No.
CB
The sun and the rain

Hi Chris,
I'm taking my 5 year old son to his first Madness gig at Newbury racecourse on the 30th, his favorite Madness song is sun and the rain'. What's the likelyhood of it getting an airing at Newbury?
I got the new album on monday and i have to say it surpassed all my expectations, it was well worth the wait. Thanks for all the music over the years.
Cheers, Graham.

Dear Grham
Thanks. We usually have that in the set so we should do it.
CB
Hello!!!! :0)

Hi Chrissy in the cupboard! Hoping to talk my hubby into seeing you at the Norfolk showground on the 13th June. Havent seen you all live since wembley xmas 92 and madstock 92 before that! Many happy memories-like having to spend the night in Finsbury park because the damn car wouldnt start!!!! Off to buy the new album maybe that will persuade him!! x
kay francis

Dear Kay
Get a new husband. I am not actually in the cupboard you know. It's just here and all the messages go into it.
CB
Madstock Tickets AGAIN!!

Hey Chrissy Boy,

Sorry to bombard with you with ANOTHER ticket enquiry, but i received the following email from Trinity Street Direct -

To: Customers and creditors of Trinity Street Direct Limited (in administration)
(the Company)

You may be aware that the Company went into administration on 26 February 2009
and has ceased trading.

Further information can be found at the Company\'s website www.trinityst.com The
website includes information concerning events and orders previously dealt with
by the Company, together with formal communications required by the Insolvency
Act 1986.

If you are a creditor of the Company, the administrators will send you by post
a copy of any formal communication required by the Insolvency Act 1986 if you so
request.

Please note: this e-mail was sent from a notification-only address which cannot
accept incoming e-mails. Please do not reply to this message. Emails addressed
to the administrators should be sent to trinityst.bakerst@tenongroup.com, and
should include "Trinity Street" in the header.

If you are a customer creditor who is awaiting the receipt of tickets or
merchandise, please note that the Administrators are unable, for the time being,
to provide you with any more information than is contained on the
www.trinityst.com web site. Please continue to check www.trinityst.com for
further updates and do not write to or email Tenon Recovery. You will receive
further email updates from the Administrators concerning statutory reports and
in the event that there are other material matters to report

I'm worried about my Golden Circle Ticket now :(...Any Suggestions

Luke Oxslade

Dear Luke
This is good, as it means you are on the data base so you should get a follow up email from AEG. You may have had one already and it's gone in your spam file or something. You should get your tickets in the next 4 weeks.If not let us know.
CB
CB
Capital Radio

Me again young Chris .
Had a moan to Capital Radio about the lack of air play of Dust Devil and got a reply from the afternoon DJ Roberto said he was emailing this from home and will be in contact when he arrive's back in Capital Towers today (thursday )I'll keep you informed .
All the best ,
The Flash .


Thanks. This is greatly appreciated, but that's yer lot.next!
CB
No 1 ?

Dear young Chris.
Looked yesterday at Radio 1 chart show website and under indie singles Dust Devil is the new No 1 !!!!!! Check it out
Barry Allen

Dear Barry
Wow! Does that mean they will play it?
CB
Proper Pork Pie hats

So where did Kix get his cute pork pie from? The world needs to know ...
With sincere thanks in advance ...
Mario & Morino (Pigeon ticklers extrodinaire)NW1


Dear M and M
As I said before, I gave him that hat. Where did I get it? Er my second wife gave it to me. She got it from a second hand shop.
CB
taking libertys

dear chrissy boy and all cliff here firstly would like to say on my way home from my night shift this morning purchased your new cd although ive already got the box set am i mad or what? secondly would have loved to have seen you guys at hmv but work once again got in the way. as a presenter of a hospital radio show which ive done now for the past 21years madness have had and will continue to have lots of airplay and i would love to do a interview with you all my show is ten till 12 on a saturday and the stations no is *** *** **** and cant wait to see you all at madstock when my tickets arrive. finally as youve been going for30yrs ive come up with what would be my favourite set list comprising of 30 songs here goes. one step beyond,embarrasment, my girl, sugar and spice, bed and breakfast man, swan lake, lovestruck, house of fun, our house, not home today, you said, shut up, driving in my car,wings of a dove,dust devil,nw5,when dawn arrives,the sun and the rain,michael caine, sat night sunday morning,your wonderful,idiot child,grey day,one better day,it must be love,forever young,baggy trousers,the prince,night boat to cairo,madness
clifford wheatcroft

Dear Clifford
Thanks and keep up the good work.
CB
Special Delivery

Dear Chris,

When are my Madstock tickets going to arrive? Are you playing with the Specials at Madstock? Can you have the Specials deliver my Madstock tickets to me?

Many regards
Steve

Dear Steve
I'll try. Is this a wind up?
CB
Private gig.

Hi Chris, not very happy this evening! Was supposed to go down to HMV with an old friend of mine who sed she wasnt goin and then did without me, But to top it off was given a ticket for the private gig 2morrow night without entering the comp!As u can imagin I wasnt happy to find this out! Everyone who entered wanted to be there so badly but tickets where given out that could have been put in the comp for more people to win! These tickets were priceless to comp entering fans! I'm really sorry to sound down and annoying, but the hole situation has really upset me a great deal 2night as it was the launch party of LONF and havin a faire chance of winnin a ticket wud have been nice! Sorry again. Much love. Jade. xx

Dear Jade
That's life baby.Sorry.Get some new friends.
CB
--
Live vs recorded

im sorry but i have to say i was disappointed when i heard the live versions of the liberty of norton folgate, but i am happy 2 say i really liked the recorded version!
thanks..
Jack, life-long-fan although i am only 14 ;) but you rock!

Dear jack
that's a bit harsh isn't it? We hardly know it yet. We did it yesterday and well, it needs a bit more live airing.
CB
mad

i like driving in my car its a peugeot 306, sometimes i drive over sticks.whats your favourite tree ?
ian kelly

Dear Ian
The Oak tree I suppose.
CB
M

Who did the original Madness M design?..

P.s I agree with Nige.. bring back the pork-pie!
zil or liz

A guy at Stiff records.NO.
CB
hmmm..

I have fond memories of the 1999 Doc martens signing and the Suggs 1995 one to get me through the working day...did u ever see the video of the dm signings we sold :)

Anyway yes lets chat :P

OK
CB
the question you hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howya chrissy boy,
hate to be blunt chrissy boy but are there any other gig dates planned for DUBLIN this year as the eletric picnic tickets are still been sold as weekend tickets (240)bit (STIFF)GET IT (HA HA),anyway chris hope to see you'se all soon,
thanks GAFFO IN DUBLIN

SUGGESTION:A MADNESS AND SPECAILS DUET WOULD FILL OUT THE NEW 02 ARENA THE ULTIMATE 2 TONE GIG OF THE CENTURY,JUST A FANTASY CHRIS THAT AND THE PICNIC TICKET
PS COULDN'T CARE LESS FOR THE OTHER GROUPS AT THE ELETRIC PINIC


Dear Gaffo
yes sorry I wasn't thinking was I? We love Ireland and we will be back my son, don't you worry with a much cheaper ticket price. I tried to get one day tickets sorted but it couldn't be done..
CB
cd

bought the cd at tescos, already own the boxset, i'm lovin' it, y'know the loyalty has been worth it! Chris, Sugar n Spice, with a Madness video and it won't be no. 64 I can tell you. I have to say the vinyl versions of Dirt Devil are quality. I thought the one step beyond rendition at hmv was class, Mr Thompson is a bit good at that saxamathingy int he. Love you lads {not in a gay way RIGHT}. Si

Dear Si
Love you long time too big boy.
CB xx
Innocent Soho Video

Hey Chris

We have been huge madness fans for a long time, i noticed your new video is alotlike ours "Innocent Soho" would love for you guys to take a look/listen

Cheers

Dudz

www.myspace.com/virgintothesun

Dear Dudz er yes CB
hmv 19 may

just big big thank you to all of you guys for puting up with singing of the dangermen t shirt
just brought masive frame and framed it

how can i forget meeting you gus out side before the gig great as ever cant wait till madstock

thinking now ime about to buy some tickets for one of the gigs before it

keep up the grat work see yu all there

which one can you recomend is going to be the best

sorry all of the are always wicked

cheers adam devere

Dear Adam
Thanks to you for waiting for us. Yes all the gigs are wicked.
CB
HMV...

Hi guys just a quick line to thank you for the show at Hmv, it was great to see you so up close and personal !! Also a bigger thank you for the autograpths....on my leg !!!! i was the bloke with the tattoos and am unable to have a wash until my tattooist comes back of holiday on friday and i can get them inked on permanently
Thanks again and will see you soon at Norwich and Victoria park,
Cheers again......Alan
p.s if you want to use my leg for advertising i can bring it with me to any of the forthcoming concerts !!!!!

Dear Alan
I did such a rubbish signature still not as bad as good few years ago when I as a bit...refreshed and gawd knows what I did. Liked the way you said Chas' pen hurt!
good luck CB
flappingGoose

hi, its me AGAIN!!! me and a friend do a small comedy series on youtube and we are about to start the 2nd series. he never really liked madness or new them until i spent ages showing him your songs and now he loves you and the new album. we were wondering if we could have your permission to use dust devil in the video to help promote it and it will fit in well.
we will put some info about the new album in the desriction

also- they havnt relied about the ghost train suit yet but waiting un-patiantly...for the ghost train.
thanks jack

Dear Jack
Yeah use it and see what happens.
Cb
HMV yesterday

Storming HMV gig fella's. Didnt bother to queue afters, but nice show. Lee's tight lil porkie (hat) looks fab, but where did he get it? And don't tell me he was born with it - thats unnatural

Thanks. I gave him that hat. Where did I get it? Er my second wife gave it to me. She got it from a second hand shop.
CB
Favourite song

as a band what is the favourite song you have recorded and alos which is the favourite to play live...also if you could be a pint of beer which one would you be!
Colin Faulds

Dear Colin
Well I enjoyed The Prince and I also like playing it live a lot as well. Beer er..a Sol.
CB
HMV

just a line to say the whole HMV experience was fantastic!! After 30 years of following you lads, it was great to finally meet you all.
Madstock here we come.
PS Nice hat you had on there today!
Matt A

Dear Matt
Thanks, it was a Kangol.
CB
HMV and Madstock

Hey Chris

The HMV gig was excellent, the sound was surprisingly good and you guys were blinding.
Definitely the most productive (and longest) lunch break I've ever had. I was the guy who mentioned the album art competition that I think your management ran last year and the fact I was the guy who won it (with the minimalist stick men doing the nutty walk), not sure you knew what I was on about as I mumble at the best of times! Was great to see so many fans and people buying the album, it really is a cracker.

Was wondering if Victoria gardens (or should that be park…see what I did there) could potentially get an airing at Madstock?

Cheers

Sam

Dear Sam
Yes I remember you from past web sites and such. I judged that competition! Victoria Garden now...there's an idea.
CB
allo mate

did you get the massage i sent you last night for mark bedford my dad was arsking me about it today.
spence

Dear spence
yes I set it to Bedders.
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norfolk showground gig

Hi Chrissy Boy, can you please make my birthday and send me a free pair of concert tickets for the gig at the norfolk showground on 13th June, I know im being cheeky but I was always told if you don,t ask you don\'t get, I saw you in concert two years ago at Blickling hall and you were brilliant...
my address is *** ***** ***** ***....all the best with the new album and tour...love Kerry x x


Dear Kerry
No I'm sorry my list is full.
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John Hasler today

I have an Aussie friend called Keith who never forgave himself for leaving AC/DC to play bass for a jazz band back in '72.

How have John Hasler and other early members who didn't make the final line up handled being left behind, are they still in touch with the band and how hard are they kicking themselves?

Cameron

Dear Cameron
Some of them are and it doesn't seem to matter really. It's not as bad as leaving AC/DC to play..in...a..jazz...band...? I would top myself.
CB
Huncback of Torriano Riff

Hi Chris,
Been meaning to ask you, did you write that rockin guitar riff in Hunchback? The writing credit goes to Woody, though when I first heard it I would have bet that it was the product of Chrissy Boy!
Loving the new album, and can't wait for Madstock!

Patrick.

Dear Patrick
Well far from me to er blow my own er..Madness is sort of like a football team. Woody scored the goal but I swerved through the opposition and gave him the cross. We all do this on each others songs from time to time. That is a good old riff ain't it?
CB
album in dublin

hi chris
hmv in dublin dont have the new album and i was told that if i want it iwill have to order it.whats going on .is it only in uk.whos at fault for this
glad you liked my son evan on you tube
michael farmer

Dear Michael
Order it then! For your lovely wee boy! Or get it from Amazon or soemthing. He must be getting bigger now though, he was 2 when you filmed it right?
CB
Madness Logo

Please re-instate the Pork-Pie hat over the world renowned Madness M logo & ditch the crown ! you lot maybe kings'n'all that stuff but the Nutty Boys image must/has to Live on !
Best Rgds
Life Long Fan Nige


Dear Nige
No way. That hat was crappily drawn for a start.
CB
NW5 & Madness

Hi Chris,

I really enjoyed the set at HMV yesterday... I could only stay for 5 songs though as I had to get to Victoria for 2'o'clock - but you played my FAV ever Madness song - NW5.

My question is whats behind the song - is there a meaning to it? Its my favourite Madness Song and when i get married i am even considering it as being my wedding song.

Also, one last point, I am in the same boat as others regarding Madstock Tickets - i havent recieved an email either and i have a confirmation email from AEG :(

Anyway - keep up the good work - LOVE the song 'On The Town' on the new album - brilliant

Keep up the good work!!!

Luke

Dear Luke
It's about someone we used to know. I think. You can never tell with Thommo.
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the new album on itunes

Hi Chris , first of all congratulations on the new album ( is it reall 10 years since wonderful ! )it is probably the best album to date although they do seem to be getting better all the time ( or is that just cos i am getting older:) ) as a fan since the begining i want to thank you all for many years of great music so THANKS MADNESS !!!! :) , do you have any knowledge of anyone else having any issues downloading the album from itunes ? i pre ordered the album and the track " the liberty of norton folgate" is missing from my track list :( no idea why this happened and i appreciate that u are not responsible for itunes but i am gutted i did not get the track :( , regards , paul.

Dear Paul
I don't know how that happened. I have forwarded this message.
CB
Sorry

Dear young Chris
Would have loved to have a little chat but as you said security was a little on the pushy side , but it was still good to see you , maybe a pint or 3 at Madstock if me and Mrs Flash are allowed .
Best wishes and great news on the No1
Mr & Mrs Flash

Dear Barry
The what?
CB
Thanks so much

Just compelled to say a huge THANK YOU for yesterday at HMV - as a lifelong fan it was just great and especially getting the chance to meet all of you guys and getting the album signed - brilliant ! Haven't been able to see you live since San Francisco in 2005, but can't wait for Romsey now (and taking the kids to their first gig), although shame I can't make Madstock.
The album is just brilliant and Dust Devil sounded sooo good live - shame it didn't chart but hopefully you get the next single out quick to keep up the sales momentum for the album.

Life begins at 30 !!

Andy

Dear Andy
Does it? I can't remember - it was such a long time ago.
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No.5 now!!

Just watched BBC1 news with Suggs and now no it is No.5, It was No.17 2 days ago!! As again very pleased for you, I can see this being a No.1 album along wiv Dust Devil being very high in the charts as I have heard it everywhere! COME ON MADNESS!!! xx jade

Dear Jade
Calm down.
CB
passport

yes chris was at the HMV gig you put some strewberry laces in my box set made up for not winning a passport you chaps were great but nearly had a heart attack when Kix knocked over that bottle of beer near my signed box set will try to hunt you guys down on thursday night working at Aldgate east station that night good luck
Lawrence

Dear lawrence
OK - whens the last tube? Thommo is sad spilling his beer. He is losing his touch...
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interview?

HI SIR!! LOVING THE NEW ALBUM--MAIDEN CITY RADIO HERE IN DERRY CITY..ANY CHANCE OF A WEE ON AIR INTERVIEW WITH ONE OF THE BAND? CALL MAGOO ANY TIME ON 07969 132 052..LOADS OF FANS HERE IN THE NORTH WEST OF IRELAND!!! STAY NUTTY MY FRIEND..FROM ALL AT MAIDEN CITY RADIO IN DERRY
magoo

Dear Magoo
I might just do that..
CB
hmv!

It was so nice to see you and the "lads" today and esp nice I was at the very front and got a few decent pics of you all for a change rather than the usual miles away from the stage, the only bad thing was the staff rushing me through nearly missed you and didnt get to see carl and lee!oh well, it was a good day and look forward to the next time!
lynn x

Dear Dear Lynn
First in the queue. Nice to see you again.
CB x
new cd

Hi Chrissy Bhoy, bought ur new cd today its brilliant my favourite is Dust Devil why haven,t you played Glasgow in your last Tours, you played Aberdeen last year, but not Glasgow, are you planning to come back to Glasgow in the near future
HOPE SO
Willie

Dear Wille
Thanks for buying the CD and they say Scots are tight! What a load of sassanach blather that is my good man! As for gigs I dinnae nae - did you not read my intro bit ya ken?
CB
mouthy yet speechless

I can't remember much about the signing, it was a surreal experience and as down to earth as you all are, there was little I could say being faced with my child/teenhood idols... but what really made my day was between songs when I shouted out "COME TO BANGKOK!" and jumped up to which you turned and pointed at me, seemingly acknowledging me from my 'Madness ambassador to Thailand' tagline.

I missed whatever Suggs said onstage to my Bangkok invitation and my memory of our brief exchange of words is foggy other than you asking how long I was here (UK).

So yeah, I'm grateful for today, and the longevity of my appreciation for Madness remains solid as ever. I was unable to hear what you were saying to Suggs about me whilst I was at the table, but he was very friendly so it can't have been too bad.

I couldn't remember if I gave you my card or even why I would do, but I gave it to one of the security blokes shortly after and you put it in your top pocket.. Of course, I don't expect Madness to come to Bangkok for obvious reasons, not for a gig anyway - but if I can ever be of assistance to you or anyone you know then i'd be more than happy to as you helped fuel my creativity and you seem like a nice bloke.

Cheers,

Cameron(Madness ambassador to Thailand)

Dear Cameron
Well I told them [the band] what you said about Japan and they think you are a wierdo. So there. I have got your card, I will treasure it.
CB
Scotland

Just to say the new album is GREAT!!!
When are you all coming back to Scotland xx
Maria

Dear Maria
Thanks - I dinnae nae.
CB
Norton Folgate

Chris
The band have been together for 30+ years (since I was 9) and you just release the best album of your career - that's pretty special. Thanks and hope to see you in Ireland soon!
Dec

Dear Dec
Thanks. We will be doing the Electric Picnic in Ireland.
CB
chart, not chart

Hello Chris,
Having said a couple of times that your not too bothered about wether your singles make the charts, my question is Do the singles/albums/box sets that have been purchased from the Madshop count towards the charts?
from Andy

Dear Andy
I don't care do I? I hope so though, we could be number 1 Yeah!BUY MORE! BUY MORE!
CB
Special Guests?

Hi Chris, Firstly congrats on the new album. It's The Dogs Danglies! Especially like We are London and Forever Young. Lyrically up there with the best of em! Sorry if this has been asked before, but when are we likely to hear news of the special guests at Madstock? Lots of rumours flying around at the moment. Also, due to work commitments I couldn't get down to HMV today. Don't suppose you have a spare signed LoNF CD lying about do you? See you in July.
All The Best Barry

Dear Barry
Sorry I don't. Thanks though for the nice comments.No SPECIALS secret guests I think.
CB
getting shirty

Hi C.B,
I have printed 7 quality ska t-shirts for you and the boys - do i send them to the management address on the contact section ?
All the best,
Jason

Dear Jason
Yes please.
CB
hey bud

Hey chrissy boy
Great album dude i showed my dad what you said he went brillant.Im listening to it just now .Have a great night mate
Mark

Dear Mark
OK I will. G'night.Thanks.
CB
So Close...HMV

Howdy...I was a bit disappointed I wasn't allowed to join the end of the queue today at HMV. I'd been in a meeting until about 2.30pm and whizzed up to Oxford Street to be told the queue closed an hour before, yet there were only a few people left in it. Never mind. Still, I love the songs on the new album and if there's anything you can do to make up for this disappointment of not getting the album signed, I'd be very grateful. Many thanks and good luck with the album! Cheerio
Nick

Dear Nick
Aww I'm sorry it was fun. We had sweets and everything.Next time leave earlier.
CB
names

what is sugg;s real name ?
carmel

Dear Canmel
Dear
It's Graham McPherson.What's yours?
CB
What a liberty !!

Hi C.B,
Got a copy of the new album the other day, it hasn't been off the old cd player since !!!
What a great studio album - since you lot started i felt the best album has always been Rise & Fall but now you have blown everyone away with TLONF...
Out of all the albums you have done whats your favourite one.
All the best,
Jason

Dear Jason
Thanks very much.My favourite is One Step Beyond.
CB
f5

No madness for me.. just work ..ho hum :P
liz

Dear Liz
Hey let's chat! I tried the F5 thing. Amazing...whoops! wiped everything..
CB
Any more plans for live DVD releases?

Hey Chris,

Great to see that what with all this economic doom and gloom, there is still a place in the world for Madness to keep a smile on our faces. :-)

I've been a long time fan, and I must say that the new album is your strongest yet!

My question for you is:

Do you have any plans to release any more of your live concerts on DVD?. The last one I have is Madstock 98'.

All the best and hope the album gets the exposure it deserves.

Dave G

Dear Dave
Thanks. We hope to relasee the Hackney Empire show soon....ish.
CB
Nottingham

Chris,
Can't get to Madstock this time cos the school where I teach doesn't close until the 17th and Manchester to London is in time for the show is pushing it. So, we're coming to Nottingham instead and I've got to say that the line-up seems pretty good even. Loved the Pogues for many a year, Fun Lovin Criminals are pretty cool, The Rifles were one of my big new discoveries of last year. Looking beyond the better known names, though, Imelda May sounds exciting and Kid British too (not sure about 'Our House is Homeless' yet. I take it you have no knowledge or say about fellow acts for this gig so what a lucky break! What do you think of that little lot yourself???

Dear Big E
Sorry you can't make it. Kid British we were asked permission to use Our House and I thought it was pretty good. Should all be good I hope.
CB
HMV today

Hi Chris, Lee, Cathal, Suggs, Mike, Bedders and Woody,

I just wanted to write a note to say thank you so very much for a wonderful couple of hours at HMV this afternoon and for putting up with such a HUGE queue of people wanting everything including the kitchen sink, I believe, signed, but not having enough bottle to be able to speak to you properly. (Yes, as you can see, I am perfectly eloquent NOW, but when I got to Lee and Cathal ... I felt like a shy 12 year old).

You guys were brilliant (as ever, of course ...). I know you know that and don't really need telling from me, but hey.

And a BIG thank you, Chris, for the sweet. It was a wonderfully unexpected gesture that meant the world to me. It survived the journey along the 'signing' bench, although I fully expected it to have been eaten by one of your colleagues by the time it got to the end. I just can't bring myself to eat it. Even if I do "get marooned on an island somewhere", it will stay in my LONF box, safe and sound.

My hubby, when he picked me up at the train station and I was ear bashing him about the great time I'd had, said, "What did I tell you about accepting sweets from strange men! I don't know, I let you go into central London on your own for five minutes ... etc, etc" ;0))

Once again, thanks guys and all the best with the new album and single.

With love and hugs from

Denise

Dear Denise
That sweet was part of the boxset and it to be used as a bookmark.
CB
HMV

Dear young Chris ,
just a short note to thank you for the little get together at HMV today . Mrs Flash and myself had a good time and got some good pictures too .
Many thanks for signing my poster too . See you at Madstock !
The Flash .

Oh Barry
Why didn't you introduce yourself! Too fast eh?
CB
Album Remasters

With the success and rave (congratulations) reviews for the new album. What are the chances of your back catalogue getting the remastered/deluxe treatment?
Gavin Kendall

Dear Gavin
Fairly good, in fact excellent.
CB
Number 1!!!

Congratulations guys on being number 1 in the UK independent Chart!! Which i think is more important than any other considering the Black Eyed Peas song is number 1 in the official charts and is terrible! Can't wait to see you in the Golden Circle at Madstock!! Stevie P


Dear Stevie
didyou actually get some tickets then? Who from?
CB
HMV THIEF!

Hey Chris...

First of all i would like to say well done on a great album and intimate gig at HMV in Oxford Street.
It was an awesome day.
But it was ruined a little bit when i met you guys at the end I was pushed passed you guys before I had the chance to say anything... I got my HUGE Madstock poster signed which i am really happy with and I will get it framed and put on my wall, but i bought the single disc edition of the new album to get signed and after you guys signed it someone had it away from the end of the table you guys were sitting at.
I spoke to the staff and security there and he just said "Too bad... someone must have taken it" So I asked him what i can do about it and he said "buy another one and join the end of the line again"... this is really harsh! I bought another one and was then told that i am not allowed to join the line... What a bad ending to the day...
All in all it was a great day, with a great set with the best band ever to set foot in a recording studio, i am just disappointed on the missing inlay and autographs.
But if this message does make it on the board and the person who took my inlay to the album is reading this... then I want it back.
Please can I have my autographed inlay book?

Cheers guys.

Keep up the good work and I will see you at Madstock.

Rich.


Dear Rich
Sad to hear this I will sort you out one if you don't get it back. It was bit hectic wasn't it?
CB
Night Out

Hi Chris,
Me and my (not so) young lady are going to London for a couple of days and were wondering where you would recommend for a good night out with a few beers. Is Camden the place to head for on a Friday evening? (we are staying not too far away). I know you are now exiled to the South Coast but your opinion would be much appreciated!
We won't have any such problems with places to go on 17th. July!!

Cheers.

Spoffy

Dear Spoffy
The Dublin Castle or the Spreadeagle are always good for a laugh.
CB


Winding down the questions...
Question: Hi Chris

Sorry if all the correspondence has been tiresome - let me asure you it's down to fascination with music and that I don't know where you live, etc, fruitcake, etc.

OK, two questions as I wind it down...

1) Have you considered doing a remix competition like a number of performers have done, for example Athlete & Tracey Thorn (limited cut and paste via umyx) or Hard-Fi, Jars of Clay, etc (download the stems)? I reckon Idiot Child would be a beauty for that - especially with its single potential.

2) Any plans to release BBC sessions? The Peel release seems to generate a few quid on ebay.

Muchos apologos.Mike Fisher

Dear Mike
Oh please don't go...Oh go on then, till next time.
1. Not flippin likely.
2. We are talking about the BBC stuff.
CB
Mine's a pint....

... just you remember those notes are not legal tender Mr Foreman.
What on earth are you all going to do with them!? lol Should you require more I still have the original jpg.
Thanks for a brilliant afternoon.
See you very soon
Em x

Dear Mrs B
I just tipped a cabby with one...
CB
just missed the HMV gig...gutted

should I go to the pub to make up for it?
Bob

Dear Bob
Yes of course.
CB
BOX SET

Chris,
The Box set is �80 in HMV. Am I right in saying it's only �40 via your website?
Regards, Coventry's Cheekiest Charmer

Dear CCC
I don't think it's that much but yes, you are right we are selling it the cheapest. But shops have to pay more staff and rent etc...
CB
fan club address

Hello Chris,

I'm writing on behalf of a friend, Paul Hindley, who is a keen madness fan. He'd like to know details of any fan clubs and if there are any newsletters available.

Any details would be very much appreciated

Regards
Mark

Dear Mark
We don't have one but there are plenty of Madness sites with newsletter like MIS Madness Central and MIS France.
CB
30 years and still going

Hi Chris and the rest of the lads from Big Gaz up here in Jockland.

30 years of loving you guys and your music since i first bought the One step beyond album way back in 79.

Enjoying the new album and roll on the next 30 years.

Nutty Boys forever :)
Big Gaz

Dear Big Gaz
Thanks my man.
CB
Forever Young

1 More ?. When is this being released in France as I am trying to get an import copy? Cheers Chris. Paul

Dear Paul
I do not know.Soon?
CB
Not a ????

Just reading below and noticed someones 66 y.o. mum loves The LONF. My mum loves it too and she is nigh on 78.
Paul

Dear Paul
Thanks-Is there anyone else who can beat this? I want a picture of a 90 year old dancing to Madness.
CB
Singles Box vol 2.

Aiii aiii Chrissy Boy...is this gonna see a physical release?
Paul

Dea Paul
Hope so.
CB
D-Day

Altho' I already have the boxset, I could not resist walking into HMV yesterday and buying a copy of the 15-track LoNF. Well, walking into a record shop and seeing a new Madness album doesnt happen too often you know, so I could'nt help myself! The feeling of picking it up off the shelf and walking up to the counter - oh, what a lovely feeling. Sad? Maybe!

Anyway after reading the glowing review of the album in the Sunday Times, I can now add "the album is so good I bought it twice"!
Michael G

Dear Michael
What can I say.Thanks.
CB
Thanks for ... all the stuff

Hey,
I've heard your music during most of my lifetime. It always cheered me up. I have had an rather sad and lonely live so far, but your music kind of helped me trough it... thanks.
Greetings from Germany Milan

Dear Milan
Glad we've helped you through some sad times. Remember, someone is always worse off than yourself..
CB
Very Big Congratulations!!

I hear LONF is No.17 in the album charts but also Complete Madness is No.53 atm! Well done guys, I am so pleased for you and that its bein promoted! Keep up the good work!!! xxxx jade

Dear jade
I think it's actually number 5.
CB


scotland
Question: shoorly you must come up here sometime? luvverly to hear you back,you guys were a major part of my good 80's times! in fact the highlight. best of the best for the new one al gray

Dear Al
Thanks. We will return...
CB
Baracuta Jackets

Hi Chris.

Really love the Madness Baracuta jackets on your site, but Baracuta is spelt wrong!

My question is do i get a free jacket for pointing this out?

Looking forward to Madstock in the summer. It might be a bit hot to wear my new jacket. Is there any small size left?

Cheers,

Al.

Dear Al
Well done.I was wondering who would be the first to spot that. Something is on the way
CB
photograph

first of all.i cant imagine life without you guys.superb.an earthquake is erupting.sweet.f*****g hansum.i was at a few of your gigs last year but when at newmarket racecourse i had a photo took of me with u ,suggs and i think chaz.it never turned out to well due to the resolution in the photo.it would have been a cracker to put on wall in my house.im from glasgow now live in st.neots cambs.past ten years have been great happy down south now.grew up through school with madness.absolutely superb chaps.i would love another chance to get that photo on my wall .maybe i bump into you guys again sometime fingers crossed.. keep up the great work and dont ever stop..xx thanks for the memories and for future memories..love it.first gig was finsbury park 1990 region when i was 16.20 of us came down by bus.brilliant.cheers craigy.no surrender

Dear Craigy
Well, next time use a flash.
Cb
ashes to ashes

ashes to ashes
Question: Don't know if you have the red button, but madness were just on the after program TOTPs bit thats on BBCi after Ashes to Ashes. It was Embarrassment with loads of check jackets and several woodpecker like movements from your good self. Do you remember it?
jefed

Dear Jefed
Of course not.
CB
Thanks

Hey Chris and fellas,
Nothing much to say but thank you for everything you have ever done. Nearly every song of Madness holds memories of great times.And this new album truly is the dogs danglers...I love it!
Cheers again paul

Thanks Paul
CB


my son
Question: hi chris
if you get time.go to you tube and type in MAD FAN.its my son evan when he was two years old he is now 6 doind nutty walk madness walk hope you like it
michael farmer




Dear Micheal
Ain't he cute? Put him on Britains Got talent NOW! Has he paid the PRS fees?
CB
sporry

how come sorry didn,t make it onto album.
paul barnett

Dear paul
because it was c...onsidered to be from a differant session.
CB


Madness Rock!!!
Question: Alright dudes! Not realy a question but i just wanted to say you guys r f*ckin wicked. Its my old man that got me listening to yous i remeber jumpping about my house 5 years old rocking out to your music. amazing times !! Keep it up boys youz rock
ps just watched yous on the paul o grady show wicked!!
Kirsty from glasgow

See you Kirsty
CB
Stock,, box and guitar hero

Hey Chris,

Should I be worried if I haven't received an email re Madstock tickets yet? I bought them via the dreaded Trinity.

I love the box set, it was well worth the money and wait. When will the next album be ready hehehe?

Have the band thought of Guitar hero Madness edition?

See you all at Madstock, fingers crossed, I had booked the room, train tickets and bought a new hat so it would be a shame not to get the tickets. Anyway I know you are busy at the moment which is good for us fans. All the best to you and yours and the rest of the band.

Dear Steve
give it till June. Then panic. We will we will sort you...
CB
mad member

how do i become a M member, DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN A CUPBOARD TOO?
tootie

Dear tootie
No you have to buy the boxset and get the Mbership card inside..
CB
The Specials/ Astoria Dangermen session gig

Hi Chris
Finally got to see The Specials on the 16th ...You were right they put on a terrific show.. My question concerns the support . They were support to you at the Astoria gig on the Dangermen tour.Can you cast your mind back and tell me who they were as I can't remember (the memory's not what it was !!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Mick Allen

Dear Mick
Pama International.
http://www.pamainternational.co.uk/
I wasn't on that tour you know...
CB
A lil cock up?!?

Just seen the Paul O'Grady show, You all looked stunning in ur suits! I heard a slight cock up in Dust Devil which was quite funny and you all seemed amused by it and covered it well! I am treatin my friend to the new album in couple of weeks! And 1 week and 5 days till Newbury! Hope ur keepin well. xx Jade

Dear Jade
I am counting the days...
CB
hi cdust devil

chris
hope you are well i want to say how disgusted iam that dust devil hasnt even got in the top 40 this week i have only heard it played on radio 2 how come other radio stations wont play it but play the same old crap over and over again the song is a masterpiece has is the album ive got the album the single and the boxset and will continue to buy and support you boys whatever you release sorry for the rant take care mate.
many regards mark.

dear mark
Calm down. How do you think we feel? As long as you like us then we don't care..
CB
Paul O'Grady and Broken Shoulders...

After a recent tussle with a bottle of Vodka and a flight of stairs, I'm now laid up in bed with a crook shoulder. I'm normally at work when The Paul O'Grady Show is on the Liza but I've just woke up from a Co-Codamol induced coma to see you guys giving it a load....BRILLIANT!!! It's been worth spending 4 hours in A&E just to see you lot on the telly again.

When I was 6, back in 1978 I dragged my mum to "Woolies" to buy my first ever cassette...... "One Step Beyond". I still have it somewhere!!!!

MADSTOCK HERE WE GO!!!!!
Nickyboy

Dear Nickyboy
Well I would like to point out you were a bit early, as it didn't come out until 1979. What drugs are you on?
CB
Temptation

Have you been tempted back to Madness yet Chrissy Boy?

The actual group, not mental illness.

Will I get to see your happy smiling face once more?

Love and squiddgy hugs,

Claire Bear

Dear Claire
No, not yet. I have a got a stand in who looks like me, but he is a bit older and fatter.
CB