Hello. Chrissy Boy here, back where I belong.
Send me a question and I’ll answer it.
Within reason. Nothing about “when's the next gig” please. That’s in the bit called “gigs” on the main page at the top. If you want to just say hello to any of us, please feel free to post a comment.
Thanks CB x
 
 

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Remember remember the 14th of November.

Ahem... Saturday 14th November... I turn 25, a whole quarter century.
There are no London/Brighton/Southern England or in fact any gigs mentioned on the list, I can think of at least one major thing wrong with that.
x Madame Barso

Dear Emma
25! Already? There might be something in the M section about then.
CB
M Section

About time you put something new in the M Section, especially in Dad's desk! Please x
sexybum

Dear Sexy...wha!
I never go in there myself, but I will have a word. There's something good for November I think..
CB
Madness night

Hello Mr C. J. Foreman
Its good to see that BBC Four are dedicating a night of your majestical work on friday 2nd October starting off with your glastobury performance, documentary, LONF Film and finshing off with Take it or leave it.Have you guys had any input into this evening of musical delight? Is the special edition of OSB going to be released as mini album replicas (like the new beatles remasters) as these would look wicked and i believe the hardcore fans would love them?
Keep up the good work
All the best
Dave

Dear Dave
BBC Four suggested the programming, which we approved - of course. OSB as far as I know will be a CD. I would like to release a vinyl version as well.
CB
DELUXE TLONF

Hello Chris
Can you tell us more about the CD/DVD package of TLONF which can be pre-order for november? What is this DVD about??
Thanks. All the best Steve

Dear Steve
It's the film of the Hackney empire show from last year.With the Liberty Album thrown in. Or the other way round.
CB
cartoons & dvds + cds

hi there c.b will you drop me an email to let me know if you have them

i spoke to jamie at your management & he says they do have them so ask around to where they might be

hope you like the presents
adam devere

Dear Adam
I finally got them the other day. I havn't watched the DVD yet.Or listened to the CD.
thanks CB
You Twit??

Chris
I'm not just flattering you okay, but you are a very witty man. Your replies to many of these emails crack me up. I think you should get yourself on Twitter, I know there's a Madness twitter thingy, but I meant in your own right. I'm sure we'd all love your tweets...you'd be even funnier than Stephen Fry I'm sure...
How about it?
Lou

Dear Lou
OK CBoyForeman it is.Done. I have'nt written anything yet though.
thanks CB
please consider these for xmas support

Hi Cb,

Have you guys confirmed the support for the xmas tour yet?.

If not these guys are worht a look, they are called STOREY

here is a link to the website
http://storeymusic.com/
They recenly played 2 nights at wembley stadium at coldplays post gig party.
They are due to play the world famous dublin castle on 29/10/2009

if any of you guys free go take a look.

if you guys would like any more info on these guys don't hesitate to ask.
please let me know what you think of them if you can.

Thanks for the great prize of a pair of regents street tickets.

I look forward to seeing you guys again my 69th time o2 at xmas will be my 70th time any chance of meeting you guys.

Good luck with the gig sunday

Thanks

Alan


dear Alan
69 Times! Are you serious! OK make it to a 100, you will be on the list. The Storey bad um.. don't call us we'll call you.
thanks for all those gigs that's nearly my age CB
14th May 2010 French gig

What a good & sad news..... Good one cos' you're coming back playing in France but a sad cos' I'll be on stage myself at the same time.... Why don't you come a monday???? yes I know... you don't chose the date....
Maybe if you arrive on 13th May you could come to see me acting at the Folies Bergere? I'll play Garcia in Zorro the musical...
Anyway, I'm very sad to not to see you at that gig.
Other thing, thanks for the compliment you made on the 30th anniversary Madness Tribute. Here, at the French-MIS, we are very proud of it.
Thx for all.

Mister B

Dear Mister B
Best of luck with the Zorro show. We play en Paris on the 14th May? Well I'll be...
merci CB
2010

My hopes for 2010 Chrissy Boy firstly Maadness to get the long dued Brit Lifetime Achievment Award next Madness to record the official 2010 England World Cup footy song.i know ur no footy fan but im sure the guys would talk you into being up for it.They would wouldnt they CB
martin

Dear Martin
I suppose they would.Chas did a good football theme a few years ago. 'We're coming over'.
CB
Long time no sea

Hello CB,
hows things on the Foreman front ? Hope you are well and Im looking forward to a great December !!!
If you can manage a crafty beer at any of the nights, let me know which one suits you best, or alternatively, a free beer in Matlock bath is yours, if you are passing !!!!!

All the best mate,

Tone

Dear Tone
Matlock bath..Very scenic I hear.
thanks CB
Thanks from Belfast

HUGE THANK YOU to your good self and the guys for including Belfast on the tour. So looking forward to December 29th. You wre so kind as to grant myself and my stepdaughter Emma (she was the young lady who is registered blind and was dumbstruck as to your compassion and generosity) backstage passes the last time you were in Belfast, December '07.

I'm going to grovel now, NOT for free tickets, because I'll be up bright and early next Friday morning to purchase my two precious tickets. IF you are doing a backstage meet this time round in Belfast is there ANY possibility that Emma and myself could once again be on your guest list?

Yours in excitement looking forward to another MAD Belfast night with the Nutty Boys!!!

All yours, Robert (and Emma).

Dear Robert and Emma
Stay in touch and I'll let you know.
CB
Madstock DVD

Hello Chris,
Ordered my 02 tickets for the december gig. Was just wondering any news about the Madstock DVD?
BNutty

Dear B Nutty
I can't say there is.
CB
Marraige !

Heya Chris, I Didn't Really Know Who To Turn To Looking For Advise On The Subject Untill I Was On The Site. But Any Who I think My Dad Is Getting ReMarried...He's Been Engaged To Another Woman Before That And I Completely Broke Down When I Found Out . I'm Not That Sure If He Is But He Was Talking About Marrage The Other Day And I Herd A conversation Between Him And His Missus And He Said "You Find A Place And I Book It" Am I Been Paronoid Or Is It Him Getting married ,When I Askd Him He Said He Wasnt But There Is Still Something There..I'm In Dyer Need Of Help Cb That Why i turned To You I Seem To Turn To You For Everything Please Don't Ask Why coz I Don't Know Me-Self Hahaha !
Shannan

Dear Shannan
I suggest you ask him. Maybe he is booking a place for a party or something?You don't 'find a place and book it' for a wedding do you? Although you can get married anywhere these days.
CB
Mad Couple

Chris oh Chris oh Chris
The picture is that believable!
It is currently the 18th Photo, the picture is made up of 5 band members and one fan (not sure who the fan is, but i am sure they will)
Kind Regards
MadSuggsy

Dear dear dear MadSuggsy
This subject is now closed.I cannot be a**ed to find the picture, I have sat looking at them for ages. I like the kid asleep in the pram with the fez on..
CB
Total

Got the new package for completist purposes - 'One Step Beyond' was actually playing in HMV at the Trafford Centre, Manc when I bought it. Always lovely to see you in the public eye - but I guess the album should be called 'Incomplete Madness'! (See what I did there?' 'Yesterday's Men' was always a lovely tune, you know!
Big E

Dear Big E
The greatest hits have always had a track or two missing, as you can't get them all on one CD.
Thanks CB
Back Catalogue

Is your back catalogue going to be available on US I-Tunes?
Janet

dear Janet the US situation is even more difficult than the UK. Our albums are owned by Geffen, Warners and some of them by us actually. I must make another list.
CB
autograph

Hi Chris, emailed you a couple of times even met the band a couple of times over yhe past years. got everybodies autograph except one Mr Barson any chance?
was working in Ipswich when tour was announced i seen it in the news of the world, Glasgow was sold out by the time i got home, would have been good to see you guys in a small venue again pity members of the M section didnt get a heads up on the tour.
Tam Higgins

Dear Tam
You will have to find Mr B yourself I'm afraid. Yes the M section should maybe get prior notice of some events but really everyone should have the equal chance to get tickets.
CB
Liverpool

Hi CB, sorry to see you are not playing Liverpool in the tour. At the moment money is short so I can't get to Manchester. I'm amazed that it has been 30 years since you boys started. Good luck with the album and tour.
Lynn

Dear Lynn
Thanks and sorry, but we did do Aintree twice...next time.
CB
Where's my stuff ?

Chrissy, why is your Madshop so slooooowwww at sending out our stuff ??
I ordered a 30yr T.shirt for Romsey, it arrived a month after the event.
I've ordered a mug and an apron (so I don't get mess on my dress decorating those cakes) at the beginning of August - still waiting for them to be sent.
Pre-ordered 2 Total Madness (which I thought would be sent out for the release date), but according to my account they havn't been sent either !!! - would have been quicker ordering them from Amazon.
Please give them a poke, I'm thirsty (no mug), a right mess (no apron) and so bored (no DVD) I've had to resort to reading your old posts !! Ha Ha !
love you really,
Sharonxx

Dear Sharon
It may have skipped you attention but there is a postal strike on at the moment. Which doesn't excuse your previous disgraceful treatment.I shall have words.
my apologies CB
Tesco Madness

So Chris

I got Total Madness in my local superstore (can't believe there is so much in the package for less than a tenner) and it turns out Madonna is their album of the week!!!

I took a few copies of Total Madness and put in front of Lady Madonna as this was a much more prominent position and she had about six cd display holes. My question is...does this make me a bad person?

Mad Mick

Dear Mick
You are the man. Thanks, we need all the help we can get.
CB
Bigger dilemma

Oh no, Chrissy Boy!

My friend's only gone and won a pair of those not-so-silly-now tickets (for Sunday). So... Mum and Dad's ruby wedding anniversary meal... or Madness?

I had been veering towards being a good daughter but now I'm not so sure. What to do?! Do you have a TARDIS I could borrow please?

Amanda xx

Dear Amanda
This will end in tears.It all depends on where the meal is being held. Is it near Regent Street? You could nip out discreetly in between courses.
CB
Favorite madness video

Hey chris
My favorite video is House of fun and our house They are both funny . Whats your favorite one.
Mark

Actually Mark I agree with you. They are two of my favourites.
CB
Re-issues

Hello Chris,
once One Step Beyond comes out, will the reissues of your other albums be released simultaneously or at regular intervals?
cheers from Andy

Dear Andy
They will become more frequent, like buses. Wait all day, then three come at once, as I always say on this very site.
CB
Songwriting

Hiya, I have been trying to psychoanalyze the band members by finding out which of you wrote particular songs. When one of the band bring a song in, is it usually fully formed or are the arrangements etc. worked out by all.
Anthony

Dear Anthony
It all depends. Sometimes they get changed a lot, sometimes they stay more or less the same. If you get the box set [plug] you can hear a drastically different version of Dust Devil, for example.
CB
Hiya!

Hiya Chris,
How you doin?
I wonder if you could pass on a message to Suggs for me?
I was the "blithering Idiot" who approached him in a pub at the Hope Street Festival, Liverpol on Sunday.
I was so nervous and rambled on like a fool, I would like to thank him for being such a gent and so charming and also overlooking the fact that I called him Graham!!????? I am cringing!!!!
I first saw you boys in the 80s I was about 12 and me & my brother (RIP) begged our Mum to take us, she then became a fan too! Im coming to see you in December at Manchester, with my Mum and also my 2 daughters who are 12 & 9, they are big fans too and it will be their first ever gig! So thats 3 generations of the same family!
We cant wait....love to you all x x x
Michelle

Dear Michelle
I'm sure he didn't mind.The only person I hear calling him Graham is his Mum.
thanks CB
Dublin Castle

Hey Chris,
I hear the band are playing a little gig in Regent Street on Sunday...We are also doing a set at a little pub in Camden called the Dublin Castle (not sure if you have heard of it !!!!!!!!) at about 2.30 so if you guys need somewhere to hang out before your gig it would be great to see you... we even have our own sax player back now so we dont have to borrow one from your brass section again!! See you Sunday!!! Sul (TooT'n'SkameN)

Dar Sul
That's a great name for a band. I don't think I'll be able to make it.
sorry CB
Doggies.

You blokes own dogs?
I've got an old Staffy called Taffy, and an old Shih-Tzu called Hunnie, and just bought THE most beautiful German Shepherd called Rocky. First male dog I've had.

What's your favourite breed?

SFP xx

Dear Sfp
Woody has got two West highland Terriers and that's about it, I think. My favourite breed is Sleeping Dogs, you just let them lie. My wife wants to get a West Highland terrier. Everyone in Brighton has got one, it seems...ho hum. suppose I'll be getting one, then. I want one of those dogs Bill Sykes had. Bullseye...English Bull terrier with a black eye.
CB
picture discs

hi, still waiting on my answer to the picture disc question.mate!!!!!!!
paul

Dear Paul
I have answered that one. I do not run this service 24/7, sadly. I would love to do nothing else but spend all day long telling people where Suggs gets his sunglasses from but I've got kids to take to school, builders to moan at, plus some sort of gigs with some 80's revival band to do every now and then.
CB
Where's Chas ? Question:

I've just been reading your old posts (there's not a lot on the telly !), back in March/April you have mentioned that Chas has moved his basement into the M section. Is it still there 'cos I can't see it (yes I am a member !), or has the lovely Chas gone back to Ibiza ?

Sharon x

Dear Sharon
I know nuuthing.
CB
Madness Newcastle Question:

Tickets appear to be sold out already and I have missed out... flippin heck. Do you keep back any tickets for the relatives. If any are going spare I am willing to hand over 50 for one, even if it just gets me into the toilets.... If it is not possible, never mind, I wish you a great tour and I will catch up in 2010..... Mr ScUrF....


Dear Mr Scurf
The relatives want 40!....Hang in there...
CB
Mad Couple

Chrissy Boy
I notice that the Mad Couple picture has now been put in the photo booth, copy it across onto your reply.
Q: Who’s missing?
Answers on a post card, beers are on me if you get it right, see you at Leeds
all the very best
MadSuggsy

Dear MadSuggsy
I still couldn't find it. To tell the truth, I don't know what I'm looking for. Send it to madnessphotoalbum@fastmail.fm
CB
Permission

Hi Chrissy,

I have just started my own You Tube thing and was wondering if i can have your permission to put on a couple of your vids please?
Am i gonna get into trouble if i put them on?

Ta,

Rich. :o)

Dear Rich
Only if Lilly Allen sees them. Go on my son, everyone is doing it.Just go on you tube and type in Madness.
CB
09 TOUR

whose supporting?
casey


Dear Casey
Are they?



BRILLIANT!
CB
"All I've got is my memories"

Madness, RAF Coltishall and Me
by Mike Johnson

My first Madness gig was back in 1985 on the Mad Not Mad tour. The University of East Anglia 5th of November to be precise. I’d used the profits of my first job since leaving school to buy the ticket, the album and the double gatefold single of Yesterday’s Men. All this was hidden in the closet from my foster parents apart from the ticket that was never to leave my person at any time other than washing. You see the thing was I’d been banned from going for some minor indiscretion or other. These guys were tougher than the now estranged parents. Madness being my favourite band in the world this seemed wholly unreasonable to me. With encouragement from my temporary employers I was egged into going, I’d half made up my mind anyway but I was never one to rock the boat.

A fortnight is a long time when you are waiting for something but it soon passed and coincided with the last day of the job. My employers after a month of good service from me of cycling 12 miles in freezing weather and fitting windows in the Arctic winds gave me a large bonus and dropped me off at the gates of the university. The foster parents would have been expecting me home any moment now but I didn’t care. Here I was with a change of clothes and ticket to the gig and around £100 in my pocket. One quick change and a Cornish pasty with strawberry milkshake later I was set for the gig….pity it was about three hours away.

Wandering around the concrete edifice that is the UEA I stood overlooking the stage area and to my surprise there was Bedders, Woody and Lee doing a sound check. Wow! They looked normal size to me. The thing is we always think of the people we admire on TV as being ‘larger than life’. I watched them play for ages, (it seemed), running through a few numbers before they buggered off to find the rider.

As I sauntered round to the front I found my friends whom I’d rung up excitedly a few months before NME clasped firmly in hand telling them of the tour. “We’re going” was the unanimous decision after a nanosecond. After the usual greetings we stood in the queue and waited in the icy wind. Any minute now…hmmm hmmm tum te tum ...any minute now, dee deed ah dah …yes, any minute now. To while away the time we made fun of the bootlegger selling rubbish quality t-shirts and scarves by throwing our voices saying “Don’t touch them they’re rubbish”. People laughed the, bootlegger selling very few items buggered off. Then the doors opened and we were in, wow here we were at last all those Top of the Pops shows and stuff we’d seen on TV and now it was here in front of us.

Excited wasn’t the word for it. I spent almost my entire wages on merchandise, a tradition which I still carry out today. Armed with a large carrier bag with one of everything and ten of the Mad Not Mad stencils and flexi discs I made my way to the front. Fortified with the strength given to me by the pint of lager I was shocked to be able to buy at aged 16, we awaited Madness. Unfortunately the support band came on, The Friday Club, who were less than impressive. There was more badgering from us, until we found out they were on Two Tone. That changed everything. They went off and to this day I can’t remember the songs. The sound system played some early Motown hits … and then played them again…and again. Madness were late, how could they do this to us?

Eventually, well after the allotted time in the tour programme the theme from the film ‘The Third Man’ played and the lights dimmed and at last here they were. Madness! Madness! We cried an out pouring of joy that they were here. “Sorry we are late” Suggs apologised. We found out later that they had been doing Fashion Aid for Africa. So maybe they were forgiven.

The set started with Keep Moving and we sang along in our happy but out of tune way. I’d yet to hear Mad Not Mad having only bought it a few days before and having no record player, so I didn’t know those songs as well as I should have. The crowd were pushing towards the front but they weren’t going to push me out of the way. To my right there was Simon a life long friend and some other bloke whom I met at the gig. I don’t remember his name but I kept taking photos for him as he couldn’t get Woody from where he was, bloody Suggs was in the way. To my left there was a girl who didn’t know who the band were and kept asking me “Which one is that?” I told her … I couldn’t resist she was cute.

Chris it has to be said looked less than happy with his lot standing there in his all white outfit and Mullet haircut (I bet he misses them locks now). Maybe with hindsight it was due to the band not enjoying themselves anymore? Anyway we were oblivious to any split or trouble within the band at this point in time. Carl/Cathal/Chas was his usual manic self at the gig and did his best to perplex his dry cleaners. His frantic dancing during ‘I’ll Compete’ was a sight to behold. The gig was fantastic I had to keep pushing the crowd back so they didn’t crush my mate Simon against the stage (He’d not long had a rib removed due to a tumour), I kept taking photographs for this other fella and regretted my honesty by giving his camera back when the gig ended. To this day I’ve never found any photos of the gig.

The only thing we never really enjoyed were the backing singers, even at the time with all the euphoria of the gig. I can’t remember if they played ‘Listen to your father’ but I suspect not. They did however play ‘4BF’ which was new to us. We could see the set list from where we were and we knew the ones that came next. Simon had the advantage having listened to the album. I must buy the cassette. I sang along with the ones I knew ‘Keep Moving’ ‘Samantha’ and all the usual hits. I remember the gig ending way too soon for my liking and after an encore or two they were gone. We were late and I was in trouble… the foster parents would be home from their evening jobs by now.

Simon’s dad was here to give us lifts home. In fact due to the lateness he’d been waiting for ages and had actually talked to Suggs as he entered the gig. It’s not often I’ve been jealous of Stan but that night…. We all grabbed our tickets for mementoes from behind the counter and made our way to the car park. After a short drive home during which I spotted my foster parents driving the other way, looking angry, oops. I bade my farewell to the car full at the edge of the RAF camp where I lived so as to avoid trouble. Made my way home through the houses and snuck in…almost. As I had my hand in the cat flap trying to undo the lock ominous shadows fell over me. Eek, busted!
After a short, but brutal, argument and a phone call to the police to call off the search and rescue dogs. I was banned from seeing my mate Simon as he’d lead me astray. As if. Was the gig worth the trouble? Yes without a shadow of a doubt. As it turned out to be (we thought at the time) the last tour. Shortly after this they split, “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!” At least we still had the UEA gig. If there was a way I could place the memory onto DVD I would have so I could remember it more clearly. I’d love to find a bootleg of the gig or even just one photo. I’ll keep searching; just a glimpse of that special night all those years ago is all I ask. Until then I’ll have the warm fuzzy feeling that your first time for everything brings.

You will always be the top band in the country for me, keep on doing what you do fellas.

Dear Mike
That's a great story, very touching. I WAS a bit pi**ed off that night. I had a large air pump that blew my hair like a giant hairdryer and it wasn't working. OK, to tell the truth, I didn't enjoy that period much. The backing vocals were OK, but they started singing on every song, instead of just the Mad Not Mad ones. I remember House of Fun sounding very cabaret, a bit naff. To be typically contrary, it's funny that at the moment, I am always trying to get new songs in the set and yet on this tour in 1985, we were playing songs we hadn't even recorded yet!I found this snippet on youtube.



yours , CB
dangermen vol 2

Hi Chris
Is there plans for another Dangermen album in the near future.
Because I thought the 1st one was a very enjoyable album. Theres people who I know who wouldn't normally lisen to a madness album apart from divine madness and they to thought it was a good album.
All the best Steve R
P.S Looking forward to the gig in December

Dear Steve
Have you tried playing them the NEW album?
thanks CB
bored!

I grew up with madness, love the new album. Im bored on maternity leave, have a 3 week old baby boy, now its his turn to grow up with madness!!! (think ill go prod the little bugger for something to do!!)
jules

Dear Jules
Leave him alone - he's growing.
CB
A dilemma

Hi Chrissy Boy! Me again.

Sorry, this is a gig-ish question. Sunday brings with it a dilemma. It's my mum and dad's 40th wedding anniversary. They've just told me they'll be having a few celebratory drinks in the pub in the afternoon, then everyone will be moving to a restaurant for a Ruby (forgot to ask if that's intentional). My dilemma is, do I move with them or jump on the train for Regent Street?

If I stay in Reading, what might I miss? I think you've already said you'll be doing about a one-hour set. But do you know what time you'll be on? I haven't won a silly ticket so I might not see much anyway. What to do?!

Amanda xx

PS Regent Street has banners up. They were taunting me when I left work this evening.

Dear Amanda
Ho hum, this one will run and run. Take them along? We are on about 6.45pm.
CB
eeeee eeeee oooorh oooorh

Hello Chrissy Boy!

Did you see this on Shooting Stars the other night? Did you guess it?



Amanda xx

Dear Amanda
Spot on!
CB
Total Madness

hi Chrissy Boy,
would just like to say i got TOTAL MADNESS cd today to match COMPLETE,UTTER,DIVINE & THE HEAVY HEAVY HITS.I love the cover of the new compilation did any of you guys help with the design of the cover.Also is there anywhere i can get a promo poster for the album.
Im so pleased you guys are still making music you make me 44 year old man happy.Love all your stuff.
cheers Andy

Thanks Andy
For buying all our greatest hits over the years, very kind of you. We didn't have much to do with the cover, we just tweaked it a bit. Sorry but I don't have any posters.
CB
sax lessons??

can thommo send summit nice,as i have spent lots of my money trying to play the sax like him?
maybe a reed he's played please.
also cant wait to see you at regents st,i won some tickets!!

Try the treehouse next door.
CB
cartoons & dvds + cds

hi there chrissy boy have you and the rest of the band recived and madness cartoons and dvd/cds from anybody at your management yet and is there any news on the backstage pass for the brum gig in december ??

hope you recived the goodies

please please please please please please plesae please please please

take care

Dear Adam
I might get them on Sunday.
CB
ghost train lateness

something we never found out,did the ghost train you were waitng for ever turn up,i waited one at a funfair the other week and i must say it came pretty damn quick
simon

Dear Simon
That's what happens. You wait around all day, then three come at once.
CB
t shirts

hi chrissy boy.coming back toon see the nutty boys at the appollo in manchester in dec,the last time i saw you boys at the men you did t shirts with the slogan "return of the los palmas 7 "i havent seen em since n want a new one please can you get some printed for sale on your site see you at the apollo,sy

Dear Sy
OK, I'll just go out the back and knock a few up...
CB
Landing Time

Dear CB,

Arriving from Italy on Sat .. so should be fit for the city on Sun & then back out later.. Family are happy as have been back more than usual this yr ! H'fully can say Hi then ..

Cheers
Rags


OK Rags you are the man..
CB
Mad not mad not made not matter?

Dear chris,

I hope that you are keeping well . I bought total madness this weekend- purely for collective purposes, and I guess there's one or two good tunes on there too. On looking at the inlay card, I see the future re- releases. I was both surprised and delighted to see that the madness and wonderful are being included. I wonder if we'll finally get to hear round and round demo? I digress.....

I was aghast to learn that mad not mad is not included. Why is this? Obviously the first few being on stiff origionaly,but if the madness and wonderful were recorded under virgin, then how come mad not mad slipped through the copyright/liscensing net?

I am a completist and always have to get all parts of any set, be it box sets, DVD collections and of course my beloved madness. Please make the call, sort it out, get mad not mad back and alleviate my obsessive complusive disordered mind.

Best of luck at Xmas and I shall fly in to Newcastle to see you perform once again.

Dear Vince
Make the call? Who do you think I am? - Don Corleone? OK I'll do it.I don't like that album much anyway.
CB
Madness 30 year Tribute Album

Hi Chris,
Apparently the band has had copies of the Tribute album. I wanted to know what you thought about it,Do you have a favourite track??
My band ,The Inflatables, did our version of One Better Day and would love to hear your comments on that.

Thanks for a really Mad filled year,
All the best
Tony

ps.Any truths in a rumour that you are playin at Oxford next year??
Cheers

Dear Tony
The tribute album is overall quite brilliant and very touching to me. Your One Better Day is a very good version, a bit different to the original, which is always a good idea.
thanks CB
December gigs

Hi georgeous lads

Altho we cannot dispute that liberty of N F is a respectable album with some excellent stuff , as an always at the front row girlie we are concerned that you and the boys will omit to play the good old stuff ...


reply essential ..we need to sleep easy in our beds !!
Katie

Dear Katie
The band will only be playing new stuff - if I ruled the world...Cosy oldies and oldie oldies
CB
O2 Arena

Any chance of of coming on stage during "Night Boat to Cairo" at the O2? I do a pretty nutty nutty dance.

Bjorn

Dear Bjorn
I think maybe not this time..
CB
suggs

just watched suggs showing us around italy exellent how did he blag free holiday and get paid too hope to see you in manchester
jimbob

OK JB
CB
Top 3 From each Album to be played

Top 3 From each Album to be played
Question: In answer to a previous question about asking fans what songs they would like to hear live from each album, I thought i would get the ball rolling. The only rules are that the only singles you can choose are the ones that are very raely if not ever played. So here goes.

OSB Period
1) Middle of the night
2) Mistakes
3) ? Most things from this period are played.

Absolutley Period

1)In The Rain
2)Overdone
3)Take it or leave it

7 Period

1) Day on the town
2) Cardiac
3) Mrs Hutchinson (With Drum solo in middle 1983 tour)

Rise & Fall

1) Blue skinned beast
2) Walking with Mr Wheeze
3) Primrose hill

Keep Moving

1) Keep moving
2) Brand new beat
3) Give me a reason

Mad Not Mad

1) Burning the boats
2) Ill compete
3) Uncle Sam (its been a long time)

jane

Dear Jane
Good list but we have been playing Take it or Leave it you know.
Again and again and again

Dear Chris,
It's a good thing I can't sms to Chris's cupboard. The amount of times I feel like sharing a good happy feeling when I hear one of the Madness songs is on a daily basis..Luv you guys for giving us this wonderfull music.
I feel sad that I can not make it to the x-mas shows, but on the other side I am fortunate enough to have seen Madness twice this year. Who knows what 2010 will bring. Can't wait for the re-release of OSB and Total Madness.
Stay happy and healthy.
Andre

Dear Andre
SMS! give me a break...
thanks and all the best CB
My education

Chris
Madness have played a significant part in my musical education and to thank you guys I've just handed in my project entitled 'Nutty Boys/Nuty Sounds'. If I've passed I can go on next year to complete my dissertation, which I also hope to write about Madness. Because of this. may I use your time every now and again to ask you some quetions on studio technology/the difficulties of performing some tracks live/ and the songwritting process?
I will be forever in your debt.
Regards
Greg

Dear Greg
I wish you all the best if you want to ask me anything er...sort of save them up instead of loads of questions.
good luck CB
Fans

Dear Chrissy boy

How do you get so many fans to come to the festivals you play at?

I just want to know, because I want
to make a band when I grow up!

Yours sincerely, Jonny

Dear Jonny
A lot maybe 100,000 sometimes.
best of luck CB
Regent Street gig

Chris,
Just wondering how long before the gig do you think it would be advisable to get there to get an alright view??
Can't wait to see it!
Thanks Rosanna

Dear Rosanna
This all depends on how tall you are, really. Take a tent and camp overnight? As you may have guessed, I don't have a clue.
CB
my dad Eddie mong

Hi my Dad,twin sister Natasha and me were talking about who some of his friends were when he was younger and he said in 73 he was in a class with you and you gave him the nickname Eddie Mong I am hoping you remember if you do and you can say this is true I would love to know so please email me I think it is so cool my dad know you!!!!!!
P.S he doesn't know I am doing this
Grace

Dear Grace
Oh my Gawd he was a right one, used to pretend to be a bit...er...mental. I think he was pretending, anyway. Say hello from me.
CB
still sorting

deaf school
Question: just seen the 3 gigs in liverpool and what a great time was had by all mrs suggs showing hubby how its done ha ha
suggs(the scouse imposter

Dear Suggs
Blast it! - I missed it!
CB
dance craze

Hi You (all) Maddies

My new wife and i just watched our horrible vhs rip of "dance craze" and she was (not a premire heure fan as i am) very pleased to see you the way you looked back in those days... she seems now (on her 50's) to be a HUGE fan of yours, and i brought her to the 2006 december tour in Brighton and to the "rock in sane" double gig and she's still in - even tryin' to get her "hippie" friends in

(i have here to admit that my new wife is a huge... err... pink floyd and...err...supertramp fan, but, HEY, it wasn't easy, but she saw you THREE times live!)
the question is : is there a decent quality dvd version of dance craze, coz if not, it really should be !
fred

ps you don't look too fatty at all


Dear Fred
Sorry Dance Craze has been deleted and has not much chance of getting re released I think.
merci CB
CB


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ebay
Question: Hi Chrissy,i saw this lovely picture of you and suggs,it was been sold on ebay:170378700297.
suggs has his arm resting on your shoulder and the friendship bond looks good after all these yrs.I just thought id tell you how nice it looked.

I hate him really, you know.He leaning on me right heavy like and that guitar weighs a ton already..



thanks anyway, you lovely person CB
Hello

Hello to you all and a thank you for the chance of a fab Christmas pressie 'Total Madness'. Am hoping to get tickets to see you too if I'm very good ;-)

Love
Ju x

Dear Ju
Try to be good.
CB
Lottery

Hey Hey Chrissy Boy,

Could you tell Woody and Suggs to get me a few more bob than a tenner next time they do the lottery...Love you all to bits though :) xxx
Loobyloo

Dear Loobyloo
What a swizz..
CB
Praise

I would just like to say that I have been following you guys since I first saw you at Lewisham odeon March 1980. You have been going 30 yrs and still churn out top music. The Liberty of Norton Folgate is possibly the best album of the lot. Could not get tickets for Southend but will be at the o2 yet again and then Newbury racecourse again next year if you guys are there.
All the best from Keith Lesley and our 14 yr old Daniel

Dear Keith
Thanks for all the support over the years.
CB
One step re issue

Hi Chris
When and where is the 2cd re issue of this classic album going to be available?
Looking forward to O2 gig in Glasgow,be a fantastic atmosphere in there. Whats the chances of playing One Step beyond album to celebrate your 30th anniversary? Sure he O2 will be full of the hardcore fans too so some classic album tracks would go down a storm.
Yours Hopefully
Mike
P.S Who would have thought it. The Specials and Madness within a month of each other.FANFOOKINTASTIC
Mike

Dear Mike
So - don't you like the new album?
CB
regents street

hi cb,

do you have a rough idea what time you guys will take to the stage at the regent street gig?

what others act are playing please.

look forward to seeing you

Alan

Dear Alan
Er roughly 6.45? Other acts I don't know.
CB
thanks

Chris just a big thank you for all the work you do apart from playing the guitar. for us the fans letting us know what's going on ie tickets that were brought then the company folds we all panic.You really are a unsung hero and that's why i will see you on the 18th.
lawrence

Dear Lawrence
Thanks but it's not just me, there is Jam and Jim. JimJam They do all the real work.
CB
Ray Davies

Hiya CB did the great Ray Davies ever find out about using a couple of liines from Lola on the somg Whistle.How does it work also did you have to pay a fee or something like that for the use.
Martin Cochrane

Dear Martin
No we just never sold many copies of the album, so no one noticed. I don't think Ray would mind though.
CB
Guitar Influences

Hey Chris,
Still hoarse from Electric Picnic!!
Who are your guitar heroes?
Anthony

Dear Anthony
I did this a while age er.. Gibson Les Paul, Gibson SG, Fender Stratocatster,Fender Telecaster..
CB
PS plus
Wilko Johnson [Dr Feelgood], Chuck Berry, Duane Eddy, Ernest Ranglin [Old Reggae guy], Phil Manzenara [Roxy Music],Steve Cropper [Booker T and the Mg's amongst others] Nile Rodgers [Chic] Angus Young, Mick Jones [Clash] Steve Jones [Pistols] er.. I could go on all day really. Sometimes I am doing something and I think what would the Edge do?
ebay

aw chrissy i tryed to bid on ebay to meet you but got outbidded...sorry im just a working girl and cant afford the money other people are bidding...guess i see you all in newcastle then..
helen moore

Dear Helen
Sorry - better luck next time, at least you got a ticket..
CB
studio albums

Hi Chris,
Just being trying to track down your old albums on vinyl, and Wiki says you have only released 7 studio albums. Sounds not very many to me, are they right?
Thanks, Karen x

Dear Karen
I'll have a look...No, they say there is 9, if you look at the list properly.
1979: One Step Beyond... (UK #2)
1980: Absolutely (UK #2)
1981: 7 (UK #5)
1982: The Rise & Fall (UK #10)
1984: Keep Moving (UK #6)
1985: Mad Not Mad (UK #16)
1999: Wonderful (UK #17)
2005: The Dangermen Sessions Vol. 1 (UK #11)
The Liberty of Norton Folgate (UK #5)
I don't count the Dangermen as a Madness album though, so 8.
CB
Lee's treehouse

Is it really Lee next door or are you just using it to claim expenses? What do you use these days as the fire extinguisher bit on Baggy trousers Live?
StveR

Dear Steve
Thommo who knows? It's a sample.
CB
norton box

dear chris, my mate james gave me the norton special edition box as a birthday present. now please tell me: what does the band consider the actual album: the 11-track vinyl, the 15 track cd i already had or all the 22 tracks on the first two box tracks.
Thanks!Patrick


Dear Patrick
Personally speaking, I think the box set is the definitive album.
CB
Crunch!

Hi Chris,

Are there any plans to get Crunch! back together sometime soon?? Hope so!!!

Tony

Dear Tony
We were 25 years ahead of our time so we will be bcak in avbout 4 years when the Madness gravy boat spills over. This is a little reminder of what to expect.



CB
picture discs

hi,could you tell me how of your singles went to picture disc.i think i have them all but im just not sure.thanks
paul

Dear Paul
Ah....this is one for my faithful legions of trainspotters, who will also furnish you with the catalogue numbers and what we were wearing when we recorded the songs in question. Possibly what we had for breakfast that day as well. Off the top of my head er we did about..House of fun, then..er..I don't know it was a crappy gimmick,really I never noticed. How many have you got?
CB

PS I couldn't resist it, so I looked it up. I think I remember a Los Palmas one, so on that assumption I would say all these for a start:

1981 January The Return of the Los Palmas 7
1981 April Grey Day
1981 September Shut Up
1981 December It Must Be Love
1982 February Cardiac Arrest
1982 May House of Fun
1982 July Driving In My Car
1982 November Our House
1983 February Tomorrow's (Just Another Day)
1983 August Wings of a Dove
1983 November The Sun And The Rain
1984 February Michael Caine
1984 June One Better Day
long time no hear

Dearest CB, just thought i'd stop by to exchange 'hellos'. It's been a while, didn't want you to think i'd fallen out with you!
Tell me mate, how can i contact you lot privately to extend an invitation?
Is there perhaps an email address which would do the job?
In the meantime i hope all is well, keep up the good work!
Colin (Belfast)

Dear Colin
OO--err! the Nutty Skins! - you are scary.Don't ponce about, you can send it here. I won't print it if you don't want me to or send it to any of our contacts on the contacts bit above my baldy head to the right of the page.
CB
B-SIDES

Hi Chrissy boy,
Here's a TOP 10 of my FAVOURITE b-sides of the last 30 years.What are your favourites (just curious)
1.CRYING SHAME
2.SHADOW ON THE HOUSE
3.IF YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
4.MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE
5.MISTAKES
6.FIREBALL XL5
7.STEPPING INTO LINE
8.I WAS THE ONE
9.ONE'S SECOND THOUGHTLESSNESS
10.DECEIVES THE EYE
That's my top 10 number 1 must be CRYING SHAME i love SUGGS'S vocals in that song my all time favourite B-side.You cannot disagree with me on the number 1 choice surely!!!.
all the best Andy.

Dear Andy
Yes indeed, great guitar solo if I remember correctly.
CB
Annoying.

I know i'm annoying but my dad atually asked me to ask you this, Who is supporting you in the Dec gigs? Leah x

Dear Leah
It's annoying, but I don't have a Scooby Doo.
CB
I'm Thirsty

Hey Chrissy - I need a coffee, and I really need to know what you reckon;Bourbon or Custard Creams to dunk in it? I have a shop full of drummers awaiting the Guru's wisdom. Catch you guys at Brighton.
Steve

Dear Steve
Sorry, it must have got cold by now. Bourbon, for future reference.
CB
Starting A Band

Hey Chris,Shannan Again! I Need Help...Well My mates Do Actually...I'm Thinking Of Starting Another Madness tribute Band By Myself This Time Abit Like Yourself And Lee Did But None Of My Mates That I hang Around With Never Herd Of "Ska" And they Won't Give It A Chance. I'm A Bit Stuck As They Are Into All The Compuetrised Hit A Few Buttons And Twist A Cuple Of Knobs And They You Have A Song Music,They Don't Really Understand The Phrase "real Music" Ok Yeah There My mates So Thats Where I'm Stuck...What Do I Do In Your Opinion ??
Thanks
Shannan
Xxxx

Dear Shannan
Er....get some new mates?
CB
re-issue frenzy ago-go!

Dear Chris
this has got to have been one of the golden years of being a fan.Excited about the deluxe re-issues,particularly if your adding BBC sessions to the extra discs.Please tell me Tiptoes(bbc session) will finally be unleashed.Any plans for the magnum opus that is Liberty being re-issued with all the vids & the lost sugar & spice extra tracks?I'm a frustrated traditionalistic luddite who wants to complete his immaculate madness collection.Madness til i die.ps.nice playing on the new one.Your best work yet
rudy coudy

Dear Rudy
Probably as One Step Beyond has got some BBC sessions on it.I would like at some point to do a double CD of Liberty with all the songs on it.
thanks CB
Brand New Beat

Hello, Chris,
I was listening to the Keep moving album and remembered a question I always wanted to know: Why does Suggs sing the line "can you smell the brand new beat" in spanish "puede oler el nuevo ritmo"?.( Well, I'm spanish and I'd bet he says that)
Thank you
Eduardo

Dear Eduardo
Well he must have, then. As for why I don't know to tell the truth. I just rang him but got no answer. I left him a message...
CB
ska album

hi chris,
i was reading the insert of the norton folgate album,as you do.
it said something about a ska cover album that was recorded in ireland.
can you tell me how i can buy a copy? .
cheers,ross

Dear Ross
No, No, No, It was ISLAND records studios, not Ireland. We recorded some of the tracks in the Bunker studio there. The album was called the Dangermen. To buy a copy try

http://www.cdwow.com/CD/MADNESS-DANGERMEN-SESSIONS/dp/15981

£2.99! WOW! other places may be cheaper
CB
Hola saludos desde Mexico

Hola me encanta tu compañero mark bedford soy su admiradora; me encanta su cancion de our house; pronto espero ir a inglaterra y conocerlos. Espero que sean igual de divertidos que en sus videos locos.

er Babel say:Hello greetings from Mexico Question: Hello mark Bedford enchants your companion to me I am his admirer; house enchants its song to me of our; soon I hope to go to England and to know them. I hope that they are equal of funny that in its crazy videos.
Erika

Dear Erika
Well most of the time we are.or should I say La mayor parte del tiempo estamos
CB
What pub next Sunday??

Dear Chris
It's my Mum's 65th birthday on 27th Sept but I'm abandoning her for the Regent Street gig. She says it's fine, I'll see her the night before anyway.
So, question is. Can you tell me what pub we're meeting in please?
Thanks
Lou
x

Dear Lou
the Truss and Trumpet? I don't know pub what WE [?] are meeting in....Where are you leaving your Mum?
CV
o2

came to see u at the o2 last year- what a night. anyways,
how quickly do you think the tickets will sell for the next o2 gig, becasue i need to know how long i have to save up.
thank you,
jack
ps- still hopin' tarzans nut's will b released as a single.

Dear Jack
The tickets will sell er..I don't have any idea. I thought we wouldn't sell many, as we have already done a Madstock this year.Start saving now!
CB
Thanks!

Dear Chris, a few weeks ago I asked if the band might tour some smaller venues and my wish came true! Got my tickets for Glasgow before they sold out. Me, the missus, my 19yr old son and a mate (who didnt have a Madness album in his collection until he heard The Liberty).Have you managed to listen to the old vinyl records yet? Maybe you have been too busy will all the shows. Anyway, look forward to the show in December. I will wave to you from the balcony.... Will the film of the Liberty be released as a dvd eventually or shown on tv?
Michael

Dear Michael
The Hackney film will be out soon, in one way or another. The vinyl is still in its box as I am moving in a few months.
thanks CB


Thank you and free cake
Question: Blimey you must have been up late last night ! - thanks for the very quick reply to my email that I only sent last night, sorry you don't want a cake ...this time, however I shall send you one of our mini ones anyway (yes it's like wedding cake, they are very small so it's just for you !) Shall send it to the address in your "contact" bit, so make sure you wrestle it away from the lads and lassies in the post room !

Anyway, my question for tonight is -I've got my tickets for the O2 (am bringing my 9 and 11 year old niece and nephew this time), do you know where the stage will be ? if it's in the middle I've got good seats, if it's at the end then they are crap seats ! Don't think the kids will mind too much as it's their first ever concert (only the best to start them off), and I intend to be squashed at the front at Brighton, but it will be great if the stage is in the centre.
P.s when is Lee getting into his treehouse, his mail must be piling up !!
P.P.s By the way, I do enjoy your cupboard, some of your replies make me laugh out loud so much I frighten the cat !
Thanks again - Sharon xx

Dear Sharon
Sorry about that, I was being practical, it will probably get squashed and I don't want you spending all that time on it. Thommo's treehouse - Ha!
CB
:O

I still love you!
Don't kill Lee!
Your reply made me laugh though.
Leah x

thanks Leah he is a slacker ain't he?
CB
Its Chriiiistmaaaas!

Hi CB

Just a thought about your Christmas tour (which you have probably already considered and dismissed)....at the height of their fame, I took my daughter to the Spice Girls xmas gig and their encore was a cover of Wizard's Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day. Fake snow came down and everything......would be interesting!

See you at the 02

Mad Mick

OK Mick we have enough of our own songs, though.
thanks CB
one step beyond reissue

hi chris
i know you release TOTAL MADNESS on monday.Has a release date been set for ONE STEP BEYOND cant wait to hear the extra stuff.
cheers andy

Dear Andy
It should be 30 years to the month so next month?
CB
Suggs' sunglasses Question:

Yo chriss!
just wondering if you could tell me what model sunglasses suggs wears??
thanks.
Charlie

Dear Charlie
Yes - they are called Persol
http://www.persol.com/UK/home.asp
CB
One Step Beyond Vinyl

I’ve just finished reading Terry Edward’s One Step Beyond. I have not played the vinyl version for ages (been playing the remastered ones from the lot) and this has inspired me to do so. I am not very musical so I didn’t appreciate the effort that goes in to making such a classic recording. I think I will also give the Liberty vinyl a spin from the box set also (I haven’t stopped playing the CDs, it’s a fantastic album). Is there anything to listen out for on the vinyl that is any different than the CD? Just need to find a record player now. I know you like your vinyl records. What would you recommend in the way of a good deck to play them on?
SteveR

Dear Steve
You can't get better than a Technics 1210. Vinyl just sounds better than digital.
CB
Steve!! xxx Question:

Haha we will be after that "saxy" steve again in Dec.. Poor sod don't stand a chance hehe. We are going to watch the Dualers on the 17th and you boys on the 18th so ya better warn him lol. Give him a big kiss too!!! xx
Lisa Ellis

Dear Lisa
I am flabberghasted..
CB
Primrose Hill

Hi Chris

I know you get a lot of these kind of questions, so I apologise in advance!

Fistly, can you advise whether there are intentions on re-releasing "The Rise and Fall"? I really love Primrose Hill and want to get hold of a copy. Amazon has them for ridiculus money, ITunes doesn't have it at all and neither do some of the other music sharing sites.

And secondly, could the older albums be issued as downloads from your wonderful website for a small fee?

Thanks again for the fantastic show in Romsey, and am only sorry that the bottle throwers were there too. Hopefully that won't stop you from coming back in the future.

Thanx
Mandy

Dear Mandy
Yes Rise and Fall will be re released. I don't think we'll do downloads from our site
CB
Check this out!

Hi Chris

You may appreciate this: http://www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

Make sure your speakers are turned up.
Mike Fisher

Dear Mike
Ha ha most funny.
CB
the riffs

the riffs
Question: hello was wondering you used to do gigs with the riffs will you ever be playing with them again? you guys were fantastic on the island the other week we all had a wicked evening thankyou for visiting us!!!
carly x

Dear Carly
I think the Nutty Boys only did one gig with the Riffs and we had nicked their bass player [Tad] as it happens..
thanks CB
Absolute Radio Party

Dear Young Chris ,
There's been lots of moaning on the forum about the special tickets you can win from Absolute Radio . I must be one of the lucky one's because I've won a pair ! The only problem I have is what to do with the KIDS !
They would love to come too ! Oh dear whats a Dad to do ?
All the best
The Flash .

Dear Barry
Bring them, it should be OK - don't get too near the front.
all the best CB
Thanks Guys

Thanks Guys , you lot are frellin legends to me
Question: ok i dont have a question as much as just a note of aprecciation, the first album i was given was absolutley madness and the last album i have bought ( of whish i have many hundreds) is the liberty of norton folgate, and i hope to keep it that way unless you guys make another 2 or 3 albums which im sure us fans would be happy to see happen , in this time i have bought all of your cds , and still listen to them at least two songs a day , exspecially the uplifting songs like shut up and waiting for the ghost train , and the sun and the rain and the liberty of norton folgate of course , so i just want to thank all u lot suggsy , chrissy boy and so on for bringing me happiness and a some tunes which always turned my crappy days into much calmer more bearable days and the good days into absolutlety great days . and i wish i had more notice when youi were down under as i missed you the last two times , do you think you may tour down under again ?

Dear Brendan
I'm glad we have been making you happy - that makes us happy. Gigs? I never know till the last minute. This is why I don't answer those when are you touring questions. When we toured Aussie this year it was literally not confirmed right up to the last minute. This resulted in us not getting much publicity from the V festival on posters etc..
yours CB
Divine Madness

Hi Ghrissy. I wanted to buy Divine Madness for Chrimbo but can\'t find it anywhere....its not on amazon or hmv....can you help please?? does the band sell them direcdt?? Respekt LL

Dear LL

First of all, you should look harder. I found it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Divine-Madness/dp/B00004R63R/ref=pd_sim_d_h__/279-7458993-8596607

However it has been deleted so copies are are quite exspensive to buy. Union Square are releasing Total Madness, which will be the standard Madness greatest hits collection from now on and also includes the videos [with the the exception of Yesterdays Men and Uncle Sam]
CB
Expensive BBQ's

Hi Chris,

When you all performed at Glastonbury this year all your families rushed the stage at the end, with so many kids does it get a bit expensive when you all get together for summer BBQ's.

All the best.

Pants

P.S. Yes I did get myself a CD player in the end.

Dear Pants
They were mostly NOT our kids. This getting a bit of a joke. I am thinking of installing one of those height restrictions things you get at funfairs. If you are above this height you can't go on stage. Also a customs and excise booth, where they can be asked - are you related in any way to the band?
CB
Mad Not Mad

Hello Chris hows things? Was just reading that you guys don\'t own the rights to the Mad Not Mad stuff.Does this mean no special edition for this album like the rest are getting?
Matt

Dear Matt
I still have a few friends at EMI and I'm sure they will re release it.
CB
Free Cake

Our last emails regarding FREE CAKE.... Chrissy, if you want the cake to be like a wedding cake (fruit cake) then that is what you can have !! In fact you can have it however you like, just let me deliver it (and stay for the Regents St gig)!
Do you want one ? time is running out to get it made in time for the gig, email me to let me know..... or I could give you one (a cake!) at Brighton or the O2 (buying tickets in the morning, 3rd time seeing you this year)
Back to you, but you need to reply in time so we can get the cake to you
Sharon

Dear Sharon
Thanks for the kind offer but don't worry about the cake......this time.
CB
AFRICA

Hi Chrissy Boy,
Would just like to say i got the Ashley Beedle remix of Africa would just like to say it is a lovely tune SUGGS'S vocal are very mellow & laid back it's a lovely song.Is Ashley Beedle remixing anymore of your songs loved the DUST DEVIL remix aswell.Anyway all the best with the tour The Liberty Of Norton Folgate is excellent.c u at Glasgow got my tickets cant wait to see the best band in the world again.
all the best Andy

thanks Andy I don't know if Ashley will, probably so.
CB
Mad Not Mad

Hello Chris hows things? Was just reading that you guys don't own the rights to the Mad Not Mad stuff.Does this mean no special edition for this album like the rest are getting?
Matt

Dear Matt
Yes, it looks that way.
CB
Thanks

Chris

Just to say thanks to the whole band for a great year for Madness fans.

Norton Folgate is a breath of fresh air, then Total Madness in a week or two followed by One Step Beyond and loadz of extras...then a flippin mega gig at Londons 02 for Christmas.

From a life long fan thanks for a fab 2009.

Cheers
Mad Mick

thanks Mick
Isle of Wight ferry

Hi lads.Just wanted to say a huge thanks to Suggs,Lee,Chas,Woody and Chrissyboy who I met on the Isle of Wight ferry.Im sorry I was babbling but to meet you was a 30 year ambition of mine.You didnt dissappoint,being the lovely bunch of fellahs I thought you'd be. Then,to bump into you again on the way back(thanks for remembering my name Woody) and end up singing with Suggs(Gangsters!)it just doesnt get any better.Real cloud 9 moment.Just a reminder Chas, you wrote bangbanglulu on the rizla pkt and the 2nd Dec would be very nice!!!! Cheers again-Wayne aka Captainskalet

Dear Wayne
You blew it big time.
thanks - lovely to meet you really CB
ello mate

hi got on the 4th of september and we went to barbados on our honeymoon.Me and the wife are to southend to see you boys on the 5th of december and in january the band that play are gonna a gigg in worthing

Dear Spence
you lucky devil. Doing a gig in Worthing that is, not going to Barbados..
CB
Madness t-shirts

Will there ever be a Madness On Tour: The Liberty Of Norton Folgate t-shirt?

Mads

P.S. 9th December.... good choice of venue ;)

Dear Mads
I should think so.
CB
???

Hello CB, Do you have a sax player who also plays for The Dualers?? I think his name was Steve? He was at Victoria park with you all. If you know him well and see him could you tell him that the 2 girlies in the front row at The Dualers concert at the indigo, (That were making him laugh) say Hello! He is bloody Gorgeous! Can you also ask him if his on facebook he he. Luv you too of course!! xx
lisa Eliis

Dear Lisa
Yes I do know him and I am sure this is a wind up.Steve? Where are you?
CB
Angus

Hey Mr Boy, Sian from Perth again.

Thanks for posting the photo of AccaDacca Lane, which I didn't even know existed!
(There should be a Chrissy Boy Court, or a Lee Lane, or a Suggs Street, imo)

If by some miracle I get to meet Angus in March, I will forefit my chance to get an autograph for myself. I will get one for you instead, in appreciation of you pointing out my banner to Lee, providing us with wonderful music, and being an all-round good bloke.

And in anticipated appreciation of your return to Perth soon.
(That was not a gig question, it was a hint!)

L
SFP

Hey, you don't have to do that. I took a photo of myself there but I can't find it.
CB
Tribute bands

Hiya Chris,
I was wondering over the years have you been able to see any Madness tribute bands and if you have who did you think was good?Just asking as a few of us are going to Skegvegas(skegness)to Butlins for the 80's weekend and Complete Madness are playing.I've seen them before and they are really good.(but not as good as the real thing).
Big kiss
Jane.x

Dear Jane
On my nights off there is nothing I would rather do than go and see a Madness tribute band. As if. I think the best one is Los Palmas 6, because I know one of them Mr Steve Turner, so he is paying me to write this, as it happens. Butlins eh? Hmm...
CB
Who can play what?

Chris, Apart from the main instruments that everyone plays in the band, what other instruments can each of you play to a reasonable standard?
jane

Dear Jane
Chas anything that you can get tune out of, he will do it. Suggs Spoons, Saw and piano. Bedders Guitar,Piano and Ukelele. Woody Piano. Thommo sax [allegedly] er the other one a flute he had a pop at a clarinet recently, what a racket. Me Er bass piano and supposedly guitar..Barso has a go at anything too, he is very musical like Chas. Luckily he hasn't mastered the guitar yet.
CB
Guitar and Piano

Can you send me either something easy to play solo on guitar for any song or some easy to read piano for swan lake.
I remember being around 8 or 9 years old and my dad showing me the cover for one step beyond with that crazy pose you are all in. Better than the moonwalk as far as I'm concerned. My dad has an ability to find bands before they become popular, yourselves included. I'm glad he turned you on to my little head. I Saw you in Portland, and a couple of years before at universal in LA.
Thanks for coming round! Robie Garcia

Dear Robie
You are having a laugh, my son.I can't send you anything like that. where would I get it? Keep on keepin' on dude
thanks CB
Christmas Tour

Hi Chris,

Just letting you know I was contacted by tour management they day after I posted my last message, thanks very much for the stuff it was excellent. I managed to get tickets for Newcastle in December,im like a little kid waiting for santa claus to come.

Thanks very much
dicka

Dear Dicka
Great, thanks for letting me know.
CB
sports

ok then mr chris not a footy fan we now know u must like some other sports i cud imagine u at the cricket at hove or jumpin up n down at brighton racecourse surely u must like some sports
martin

Dear Martin
Not really.Can't you tell?
CB
Brit Award

Hi Chris,
If I have heard the rumour then you and the boys most certainly have too.It is concerning Madness receiving a long overdue Brit award next year.If indeed the rumour is true then I should imagine that the whole thing has to be kept hush hush and therefore me asking you outright if Madness are getting the award next year is a bit pointless because obviously you cannot say yes at the moment.
There have been certain noises coming out of the band[I dont mean those kind of noises]that if the boys were to eventually be put forward for a brit then you would decline it due to the obscene amount of time it has taken the powers that be to nominate Madness.
So hyperthetically speaking,if you did win the Brit award next Febrary would you all go to collect it or would you tell them to do one?
From my personal point of view as a long time fan,nothing would give me greater pleasure than seeing all 7 of you up there while the crowd were on their feet giving you the longest and most heartfelt ovation that the Brits have ever seen.
So would you collect it?
Derek in Hampstead

Dear Derek
I am a bit nonplussed to tell the truth. If we didn't get one it won't ruin my life shall we say.I don't know where you hear all this, though. If we were offered one, of course we would accept it. I would send mine back to he Queen after though, in protest at something. I have not heard anything, where did you hear the "rumour"?
CB
CB
Comedy Classics

Little and Large, Hale and Pace or Cannon and Ball - who's dressing room at Butlins smells the eggiest?
Can't wait to see Madness in Westcliff!
Nick Saunders

Dear Nick
Oh, is it that bad?
CB
fish nets

hi Chrissy,the fish net stockings apparentley skinhead girls wore them as part of their clothing...and as ive changed my image since hitting 40 i have occastionally wore them nd like them.but they arent very practical...lol...as for the regent street question its ok as im just glad ill be there in regents street as the atmopshere is great as we all love you all and everyone welcomes us all the way from durham.im loving been a skinhead girl and loving madness.sorry but i feel if im 15 again...lol and loving my skinhead girl look again...thankyou to you all xxxxx
helen moore

Dear Helen
Oh right, I didn't know that...ha ha...of course I did.
thanks CB
Changed my life

Chris
You guys completely changed my view of music.Thanks allot
Matt

Dear Mat
For the better, I hope? Always glad to be of service.
thanks CB
just wonderiin

couple of things i was wonderin wen did yu guys get started as a band and outside and wat hobbies do yu and the boys hav

We started in about 76 just mucking around. Hobbies I don't know really, the usual. Slacking mainly, for me.
CB
P.S.

P.S. I forgot to say that Crunch The nutty boys was the first CD I ever bought and I didn't even have a CD player at the time, how loyal is that.

Pants

Dear Pants
Have you got one now?
thanks CB
Your own style of music

Hi Chris,

well it's nice to be able to finaly talk to someone from Madness after many years of being a fan, anyway I've noticed over the years that all the members of Madness don't mind playing or intergrating music from all your solo projects, an example is how "Dust devel" sounds a lot like the stuff you done with Crunch, another example is "4am" that Suggs done on his album and that Madness covered on "wonderful", it's nice too think you all don't mind playing each other creations.

Many many thanks for years of entertainment and enjoyment.

Cheers Pants

Dear Pants
Thank you too.
CB
December tour - London date?

Right Chris, I've given you a week or so to catch up with your backlog of emails. SO, can you tell us now the venue and date of a London date for the December tour?? I know you're doing one cos at the book signing yesterday Suggs said "we don't know yet" when we asked him about the venue...
Lou
x

Dear Lou
Ha ha I honestly just got to this one. Which was sent 2 days and 4 hours ago. Right now it's 15th Sept 23.19. I think it's been answered. Otherwise it would have been deleted.
CB
Sunshine Voice

What a great teaser in TIOLI, Please ... plese ....record it again.
Bernie

Dear Bernie
Nah wa.
CB
Video

Hi Chris,
may be a silly one, but on a flight recently I discovered the video of Norton Folgate and played it 4 times before we landed. Then I rushed to a shop and bought the cd. Then I bought a copy for my brother. But IS THE VIDEO availale to buy? And if not, why is there no justice?
Anthony Nelson

Dear Anthony
You've seen it 4 times and you still want to buy it? My kind of fan. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
thanks CB
Madniss

hi i would just like to say hi and im glad madniss bort out a new album im 14 year old and i cant get enguth of them there so fantasic and coll so keep up the good werk
Callum Taylor

OK Callum you too.
CB
mad fat suggs and mates

C B mate !
On Behalf of Sluggs and his entourage , We've just been looking at the gallery, what a day!!!!! Had such a laugh!!!! great gig!!!

We are just a group of lads from oooppp north, crazy days. So some of the crowd thought that we were the band , well maybe we did look like a little like 'ya, but please take this as a complement, and our Suggs is dead ringer !! But it's all tongue in cheek, buddy , and we are just enjoying the hole experience, so why are some fans getting sh*tty ! we are just 4 loyal fans and are truly just avin a laugh and are we are NUTTY BOYS!!!! SEE Ya in LEEDS ( HOME TOWN) This time you are comin to us!!!! If you fancy a pint it is on us ( bet our Sluggs can beat Suggs in an arm wrestle and drink him under the table!!!!)
PAT - TASTIC

Dear Pat
Oh, pack it up. you will be first hoyed over the barriers as usual and carried off red faced to the side of the stage.
CB
Imposter!

Hey, someone should let you know you have a rival next door.
And he's taller than you. That's what they're saying, anyway.

But never fear my dear, I shall stay loyal to you because you're so sweet and cuddly and the shortest.
And you winked at me at M'stock.
And you write good tunes.
And I love you.

SFP
xxx

OK - you're in. I am not the shortest though...
CB
dvd enquire

hi chriss went to madstock concert at victoria park wonder wether u r releasing dvd/cd of it live concert was fantatstic
mark colegate

Dear Mark
I do not know yet.
CB
Shop?

Coolz ae you selling band Memorabilia here now?
Frederick D. Anderson

Dear Frederick
I think so.
CB
madness facebook

Hi Chris
It's fred again, i just wanted to let you know that i posted pics from the first rock in sane gig on facebook, and there's one dedicated to les paul. Have you seen it ?
fred

Dear Fred
Um..no? I will have a look.Ah yes very good, I don't look too fatty.
merci CB
Sugar & Spice

Just to say good choice on 'Sugar & Spice' being the next single. Love that track. Have played 'Liberty of Norton Folgate'over and over since I brought it at the end of May. I just love the whole album. Saw you at Newbury at the end of may and you blew me away. I have so much respect for you guys. Even my 6 year old daughter know who you are. every time she hears a Madness number she says 'we saw these at the horse racing it Madness'. So glad that your coming to Sunny Swindon (haha) for one of your december gigs. I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the article in the local newspaper. Off to buy my ticket. Can't wait. See ya again in Dec. Lisa x

Thanks Lisa
CB
Great Answers

Dear Mr. CJFB,

I was wondering if I could use some of your hilarious answers in my blog or something, because I've been looking around here and some of the stuff you've replied with have been very funny to me, especially your response to the Moon Question using the wikipedia overview. Some of your words are just very funny. (And informative).
Please let me know if I can copy/paste some notables here: http://justincottawa.blogspot.com/

I'm just amused with some of the stuff you said is all, nothing will be used against anything. No names will be copied of course.

It's perfectly fine if it's not okay with you, but at least I would like to copy my own messages and responses on to the blog because it's me so nothing should be wrong there.

Thanks,

Justin
PS: I cutout a review of TLONF in The Sun (Ottawa Sun) scanned it and sent it to Madness Central for their "In Print" section, they were happy for my contribution. Never thought I would come across something about Madness in an Ottawa paper, no way.

Dear Justin
Where have you been all my life? Will I get famous? I have been doing some funny ones this very night as it happen was inthe mood. Feel free to go ahead with this..
thanks CB
missing out

hello chrissy love the new album its opened madness up to younger music fans,my oldest son said to me- dad my freinds asked if i had ever come across a band called madness.never thought all them years ago my seventeen year old son and his mate would be talking about madness in 2009,
john morrison

Dear John
It just goes to show. Have they heard of the Beatles I wonder?
thanks CB
blackpool lights

hi chris
i heard you were doing a gig at the blackpool lights switch on i couldnt make the gig but theres coverage on the i player of all the bands that played but no madness were you there ?

cheers
john

ps great album love africa

Yes - I am sure it was Blackpool. Or come to think of it, maybe it could have been Paris, I saw a nice big sort of Eiffel tower thing...



CB
glasgow!!!!!!!

glasgow sold out already guys
c'mon have to do two nights its a small venue gonnae be a lot of people upset!!!

Och aye.
CB
Yay for Thommo's Tree House! x

Yay for Thommo's Tree House! x Leah

Dear Leah
You traitor! I am never answering any of your questions again. Where's my chain saw?



CB
Regent street

Hi CB,

Are you playing a full set at regent street?

Regards
Phil

Dear Phil
About an hour
CB
School Production

Dear Chris,

We are going for it! We really are doing it - Our House for the next music at the school in which I work. Looking forward to working on it - don't know if it'll be the first school or amateur production? Suppose Manchester will be too far for you to come and see but how about a good luck message to the kids to gee them up and use in the official programme? I know they'd be well chuffed! I would be dead grateful too!

All the best, mate!

Ian Big E Taylor

Dear Ian tell 'em

"Dear Kids
It is a far better show you are doing today than those ones what you have done before. Go out there each and every one of you and play the parts to the hilt. We are all very proud of you. Madness expects every actor to do his duty"
Wing Commander C Foreman BBC ITV CH4

Any chance you can send some film of it to the management and I'll put it on the site. [not all of it - some extracts]
tickets

hi chris i dont know if you can help me mate when it was in the paper last week about the uk tour and i saw madnees were coming to essex i thought great i was at work the day the tickets went on sale when i got home from work i phoned up the cliffs pavllion in southend that afternoon for them to say they had sold out i thought okay and now i have been on ebay today and people are selling tickets for the southend show for twice or three times the armount i have not got that sort of money is there anything you can do to stop this people mark

Dear Mark
I am sorry, not a lot I can do in this e bay world.
CB
Things that go boom in the night

Dear Chris,

It was pointed out to me that there is a mushroom cloud on the back cover of the Rise and Fall album. I always assumed this was just another tree at the base of Primrose Hill. All these years I missed what was right in front of my face.

So what's the story with the mushroom cloud? Inquiring minds want to know.

Best regards
Steve

Dear Steve
You know what? I had forgotten about that...My idea of course.I think.No story though..
CB
To Regent Street At Midnight...

Dear Commander
Hello again. Sian (Nutty Girl) told me to pop in again, as it had been a while. She also said you'll be missing me which I find harder to believe!!!
Hope you've had the chance to listen to the Madstock Podcast, but if not, no worries. Its quite a behemoth so should probably be digested in small, biscuit-like chunks...Anyhoo, I'll be playing the Roving Reporter/Inflatable Saxophonist again on 27th September at the Regent Street gig, and I wondered if you'd be up to be interviewed. It's always good to have the band on these things as well. I'll probably manage to track you down as usual, but just in case, a backstage pass wouldn't go amiss... :)
All the best my good man
Owen The Nutter
PS Thanks again for the dedication at Madstock - I've been playing that bit over and over again!

Dear Owen
I have missed you. Have you seen some of the cack I have been asked?
It was Owen my guitar man..not rollo it was you dear boy
CB
the camembert side of the english channel

Hi again Chris
the world tour of camden, regent street, lonf launching gig, all sort of mad events i miss because living on the camembert side of the english channel... well i sometimes cross it but not as often as i whished !
i have to admit that you did play three times this year in france, but that is also not as often as i - we wished !
by the way, you do speak french... er... very well, ha ha !
fred

Ah Fred mon Francais is helped by Babel, a translation site.
merci CB
MP3

Hi Chris

Some body recently was asking on here about getting hold of some Madness 12" remixes......if you print my email address I may be able to help some fans.....especially Elvis Costello's Tomorrows Just Another Day.

discodaze@ntlworld.com

Mad Mick

OK Mick - how much do we get? No doing mp3's of Starvation OK?
CB
Starvation on mp3

Hi Chris

Do you guys own the recording for Starvation? If you can't track it down and it's OK with the writers/publishers I could do a needle drop of the 7 and 12" versions for you guys to sell/give through the mp3 section of the site. Just a thought.

Mike Fisher

Dear Mike
No leave it out, it was a charity record you know. Too many complications I think. If poeple have'nt got it then c'est la vie.
CB
Hair Today?

Watcha CB
I was watching this clip on Youtube...How long was your hair? Am I right in thinking this was when you didn\'t cut your hair for a year as a bet?



Mad Mick

Dear Mick
OH MY G*WD! Those trainers were the ones I was wearing on the cover of Keep Moving!At least I have got the old Boater on. What a state!
CB
Best Man Speech

Chris

I am best man for a close friend in October and am currently trying to pull together a Best Man Speech... Any help / gags would be much appreciated.

We are both massive Madness fans and have been to all your tours in London for the last few years (since we knew each other). We were in the Gold Circle 'moshing' at Madstock this year, A SUPER NIGHT well done... We'll also be at Regent Street which being the week before his wedding I may arrange a MAD-Stag!!!

There's an idea a speech to the tune of The Prince would help.

Take Care, keep up the good work

Gav

Dear Gav
I haven't got a clue, you can find some funny things on the internet like:

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Before I start, let me just say that the formative years I spent in the company of the groom means that he had as much of a part in developing my sense of humour as anyone. So, although I have tried to make this speech as funny as possible, please blame him if it's not."

Looks like it's £10 for any more but some good stuff there you can nick
CB
nuts about the nutty boys1

My husband and I just notched up our 10th Madness concert in the Isle of Wight & just wanted to say you were brilliant - as always. It was a long way to go & see you (living in Barnsley) but was worth it! Just wanted to say Thank you for touring nearer to us this December, we've already got out tickets for Sheffield & Manchester. Know you probably get requests like this all the time but could you ask Suggs if he could possibly dedicate IT MUST BE LOVE to Tim from me, we got married to the track & is our absolute favourite! No worries if not, it's always special when we hear it. Thanks again for always making me smile when I hear your music...the ultimate nutty girl.xx
Jo and Tim

Dear Jo and Tim
OK I will try to remember..
CB
tv pilot

Hi,

I'm co-producing a tv pilot and we need a 3rd celebrity guest. I was wondering if you Suggs or Mike might be available to eat a gourmet meal and converse with the other guests (on camera) on the 21st of Sept. It would be good fun! I can send you more info for your consideration. Let me know.

Many thanks,

Bronwyn

Dear Bronwyn
Sorry I am washing my hair that night.I will send it on to the lads.
CB
Mike's Piano playing

Hi Chris,

A question which has been nagging me for some weeks now. I read in Horace's book that Mike had conservatory piano lesson's, at the time I thought that explained a lot behind the wonderful arrangements of the songs (with all respect to the rest of the band's input, it seems you all have had conservatory experience, listening to the songs). But recently you wrote in this section that it was not true. How did Mike get so good on the piano. Again not saying you all are not good, but today my question is related to Mike's piano playing.

Stay healthy,
Andre
PS. Shame you are not hitting Holland for Christmas with a gig or 2, this year. It is fun here around that time, you know ;).

Dear Andre
Horace is wrong in his book when he says Mike went to a music college, he says it is a fact we covered up but in fact Mike did not go to music college. He is self taught. I never saw him having any lessons, his older brother is a really good piano player and he always had a piano in his house so he learnt that way.
CB
CB
random thoughts

hey CB,
seen you guys in Ireland several times, please dont forget where we are, the point depot has been done up in your honour(now the O2).
by the way the new album rocks out loud.
come over and see us soon
thanks
wheelo

Dear Wheelo
The O2? Should it not be the U2? I thought they ran the place.
CB
suggs

Please could you tell me what suggs real name is? Thanks
Sian

Dear Sian
Graham McPherson
CB
Possible autographs

Good evening C.J. Foreman Esq. Just got my tickets for the Newcastle gig and here's the pitch. Is there any way that I could possibly sneak in to the soundcheck to have my framed Madness singles signed by you and the boys. It has pride of place on my wall and I'm loathe to take it down and just turn up on the day as these records are all original pressings and I don't want it to get damaged, especially the picture discs. I appreciate that you no doubt get inundated with these requests but please be assured that I'm a genuine fan (the day you play Newcastle is my birthday and I'm 42 that day, so very much a long time fan). I was the guy who mailed you a few months back asking did it irritate you that Madness were seen as a "funtime" band rather than damn fine musos.
Anyway all the best to you and the fella's and here's hoping you can make an old fan very happy!
Sean Kilminster

Dear Sean
Er..have a go.
CB
M Section

Please put some new stuff in the M Section plase!!
Dr.M

OK Boss.
CB
italy love madness

my boyfriend loves you he says all the time that your concert are the greatest connection of theatre and music and pure enterteintment, we really want to see you in glasgow next december but we didn't find tickets, it is anything that we can do? could you suggest any other date of your tour? best from italy
camilla marchetti

Dear Camilla
One that is not sold out yet - Brighton?
Ciao CB
Ronnies

Hello Chris
Have Madness ever done a collaboration with "The Delightful Barbara Dickinson" or "The Spectacular Elaine Page"?

Thanks

Chris Jones
Crouch End Borders

Dear Chris
No,not yet anyway.
CB
Check this out

Hi Chris,
Don't know if you have heard about this website, but it has a very comprehensive approach to bands, music, etc.
Madness get's good reviews and it's a great read.
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:wifqxqe5ldfe
Take care
Andre

OK Andre thanks I just did a few inaccuracies as it says band members:

* Steve Nieve
* Mike Barson
* Mark Bedford
* Jerry Dammers
* Chris Foreman
* Graham "Suggs" McPherson
* Chas Smash
* Bruce Thomas
* Lee Thompson
* Dan Woodgate

Some of those people have of course played with us but are not band members, although Jerry Dammers is having a go.
CB
Random

Hi Chris, who's Dad was the photographer back in the 'Take it or leave it' filming days? Wouldn't mind taking a chance that he may still be around and have the negatives . He took some wicked photos of me and my mates (All innocent but that wouldn't be allowed these days!)
Sharon Chambers

Dear Sharon
I don't know who you are referring to. Someone's Dad took pictures of you?
CB
about : Bad Manners

Hello,From Paris, France, Chris i would like to know when you started Madness back in the day, did you know an another band from North London," Bad Manners" ? i wonder who come first.
Marco

Dear Marco
Ah ha indeed mais oui le poulet ou le ouef? Same sort of time really.
mange tout Rodney CB
Thanks

Hi Guys
Just to say thanks sooooo much for playing a gig at Southend. Its just up the road from me and will be my 8th Madness concert.
I really can't wait, your December concerts has been my Christmas present for years now.
Loved Madstock by the way, was as good as Finsbury.
Love to you all
Maxine
xxxx

Dear Maxine
You are too kind.
thanks CB
Nortron Folgate

i am max i am 6

i love your music why did you make an album called norton folgate

Dear Max
It is named after one of the songs, which is about the history of an area in London called Norton Folgate.
CB
Newcastle Gig.

Hi Chris,
Can't wait to see you guys at the 02 Academy in Newcastle at Christmas. Is ya Mum in Law getting the foldy bed out the loft for ya while ya up here?? lol.

Best Wishes Stu Cook

Deah Stew
I hurp nurt [phonetic Geordie accent?]
CB
You guys are cool!!!!

Hi, I just started listening to your music after I found some of my dads records in a trunk and your songs are really good! My dad obviously has good taste in music:) Oh yeah and my question is....What is it like to stay in a fancy hotel? I'm sure you guys have been to one and I really wanna know what their like! Cheers!
Caitlin

Dear Caitlin
Nice question and I love the way you discovered our music. Why did he have them in a trunk? Is he a lapsed Madness fan? Here's an example of the sort of luxury hotel we have come to expect.

yours CB
cliffs pavillion southend.

hi chris well happy that your playing at southend any chance of swan lake being in the set?.vinnie

Dear Vinnie
I really don't know.
CB
tour 2009

hi, chrissy Boy
would like to ask if you will be recording any of the dates of the tour which we can buy.got my tickets for 02 Academy can't wait to see you guys again.Any chance of including Johnny The Horse (accoustic intro)please a class MADNESS tune (not that i have a favourite they are all class tunes in my opinion).Or Winter in wonderland,oh my love,Culture Vulture.anyway all the best with the tour i'm looking forward to seeing you guys in Glasgow. "OH WHAT FUN I'LL HAVE".
Cheers ANDY.

Dear Andy
I don't really have any answers to any of the above.
CB
The Nutty Sound

Hiya Chris,
I've just seen on Amazon a book called The Nutty sound the story of Madness by John Reed (pre order), but there is no date when it comes out.Do you know the date that the book is released?
Big Kiss.Jane.x

Dear Jane
Come on, liven up. I just looked on Amazon it says:

"The Nutty Sound: The Story of "Madness" by John Reed (Hardcover - 5 Oct 2009)
Buy new: £19.95 £15.96
Available for pre-order
Eligible for FREE Super Saver Delivery".

That would indicate perhaps, that it will be out on the 5th Oct?
ZZZZzzzzZZZZ CB
2009 Tour Poster

hi Chrissy Boy
Love the poster for the tour is there anywhere i can get one it's a great looking poster (a bit sergeant peppers look to it).Got my ticket for the 02 Academy gig can't wait christmas is early for me this year.c u in december im the one in the crowd with the MADNESS TATTOO'S on my back lifelong fan 30 years.
cheers Andy

Dear Andy
Hopefully they will be on sale.
CB
tour

Hi Chris
i Hope You Are Very Well Iam Really Pleased You Are Doing Smaller Venues As The Music Sounds Even Better ive Got My Tickets For Manchester Apollo And Cant Wait For It To Come Round Will There Be Any More Singles Being Released From The Masterpiece T.L.O.N.F My Personal Fave Is That Close Love it Keep Up The Fantastic Work And Take Care.
Many Regards
Mark.

Dear Mark
I hope so.
thanks CB
'Africa' Fan Video

Hi Chrissy,

Have you seen the video Madness fan Chris has pieced together for 'Africa' ?



It's very good, I think, and the song is brilliant.
Montegro

Dear Montego
Yes very good, I like the song a lot as well.
CB
you guys are the BEST ALWAYS.!

Does it feel better now to be making music together, or the same? love the Liberty of Norton Folgate.got my kids singing it now too..!!..xx
maeve

Dear Maeve
It was very good this time. It took a long time but was mostly stress free. When we all get together and make music, that's what it's is all about.
CB
Isle of Wight

Chrissy,
Please could you say a big thanks to all the band I have been a fan for years but never ever seen you live until a fortnight ago when you put on the gig at Carisbrooke castle on the Isle of wight.
It was reallyy special to me because last year I was diagnosed with Cancer and had to be in hospital for many months having chemotherapy and a stem cell transplant in Southampton General Hospital.
I am now registered as disabled thanks to the bone cancer but I was so happy to fullfill an ambition to see you after all this treatment as something on my kick the bucket list that I know have.
Could I be cheeky and ask if you and the boys could send me a fully autographed picture or some thing for my collection and a duplicate that I could auction for the mcmillan hospice over here to raise funds for them and others in the same predicament as me.
I would be so thankful.
Will you and the lads be coming back and if so will your fan club please let me have details God Bless you all best wishes
Keith Maddern(No the name is real which is why I am so much at one with the bands attitudes and music)

I have loads of posters and badges ect that I have bought and collected over the years

Dear Keith
I'll send you something, our people will be in touch via e mail. I hope you don't kick the bucket for many years yet.
thanks and God Bless Chris
Suggs' Italian Job

I know not really Madness as such, but can you pass on to Suggs that I thought his touring Italy in a mini was great, looking forward to the next episode.
Especially loved the alabaster sound of the recorder! He needs more lessons, which I am more than happy to help with although my recorders aren't alabaster...
Love to all,
Karen x

OK Karen
CB
thanx !!

c.b

hope you well.e mailed you b4 and after madstock,how happy and amazing you were!!

so, what a brucie whrn an e mail arrived to tell me you was playn manc,apollo.so, guess what my xmas prezzie is!!

am 41, i cant tell you how much pleasure you have given me n still are,,

thank you

be gud!!

fudgie

thanks Fudgie
CB
Jewellery

I saw the message in regards to Madness jewellery! Been an idea at back of my head for sometime!! Some M art on belly bars and tongue bars, M ear rings, necklaces! Think u'd make a mint!! Watches would sell very well! Hope ur doin well. xxx Jade


Right then.
CB
REGENT STREET

HI CHRIS.
my girl and i are coming down to london for the regent street gig took her to madstock was the first time that she has seen you have now got her hooked.will you be playing a full set ? are you going for a beer before and after ?
ANDY

Dear Andy
A one hour set. I don't think I'll have a beer.
CB
Ken Baily

you can admit it now i no your secret you are all closet afc bournemouth fans Boscombe back of the net" you no who ken baily was domt you ???????
don

Dear Don
I don't have the foggiest notion what you are on about.
CB
gigs

When and where was the last time you played in swindon
mark c

Dear Mark
Never and Never.
CB
Rock God

So Angus is your favourite guitarist, hey? That is SOO COOL!

He's a national treasure and somewhat of a living legend over here. Me and three of my kids are going to see them in Perth in March.

And Madness is your favourite band. If only I liked beer we could be twins! haha.
xxxx


I am so jealous. I went to AC/DC lane in Melbourne and paid homage.

CB
That famous Compton Terrace gig!

Hello mate,
I just thought you might be interested to know that the very early gig played at Si Birdsall's house was seen out of a little seven year olds bedroom window who lived next door ... I lived at number 10 Compton Terrace from 73 till 81 and remember it clearly as my Mum let me stay up till midnight for the first time! ... I don't suppose there are any pictures from that night anywhere are they? ... I would so love to see them if so.

Anyway, i hope your all well. I live in Amsterdam now but am always reminded of you boys as 'One Step Beyond' is played when Ajax score ...

Take care
Matt

thanks Matt
Do you remember what date is was by any chance?I don't think I have any pictures.
CB
Plymouth Gig

Hi Chris
I've just booked tickets for me & my husband to see you all at Plymouth in December. We love your music and last time we saw you all was many years ago when you did a gig in Cornwall at Carlyon Bay in St Austell which was fantastic. Would love
to say hi maybe when we come up? If you haven't guessed by the surname I'm Brian's youngest daughter (friends of Nat). Looking forward to the gig. Cheers Anna

OK remind me via Nat nearer the day.
thanks Chris
Band members

How many member are in the band today
Dee

Dear Dee
10.
CB
Cake for Madness/Absolute/Regents St

Hi CB,
Thanks for replying to my other e-mails. I work for my friend who has set up her own mail order cake business (web address is in my e-mail address without the "shaz@" bit). The lovely Ali, in our sales dept,recently e-mailed your management team and Absolute radio about us doing a (free) cake for your Birthday celebrations. To date we have not had a reply, do you not want a free cake ? they are very nice (see the website), and as I missed you coming to my house for my own concert (see last e-mail from you) I would not mind coming to deliver the cake to you myself, and stay for the Regents St concert too !!. After all I am a member of M, and I've followed you since 1979, and I'm coming to see you again this year at Brighton and, and... you get the picture !
Over to you xx
Sharon Staite

Dear Sharon
Is it....like....wedding....cake?
CB
Mad Couple

Chris
I sent the picture via your gallery process, I think you will like the picture.

It's a little spooky,as it looks like my best friends Mrs!

It would have been great below my e-mail to yourself, and your reply so everyone can have a go at guessing?

I have re-sent the picture and asked the people at the Labs if this is possible.

It's great to see the December tour dates published, and at long last it sounds like you are eventually considering a Christmas single, I personally have thought you would have done this 30 years ago!, I am sure it will be a positive move and land you guys a no 1 slot for Christmas, what a great way to end 2009 and 30 years of success.

See what you can do about the picture

MadSuggsy

OK if I can find it.
CB
Very boring industry question......

CB,

I have never understood the whole "rights" issue.

You write all the songs, therefor you own the rights surely....??

Can you explain the wonders of the music industry to a simpleton like me...!!

Thomo

Dear Thomo
If you sign a publishing deal you have to surrender those rights. Sometimes this is for a set period but in the case of our early work it was for life of copyright. We own the rights to our back catalogue [excepting Mad Not Mad]. We have assigned the back catalogue rights to Union Square and after a certain period they will revert back to us.
CB
contacts

Hi Chris, could you get someone to up date the contacts on the site as i have been trying to contact your management but the email and phone numbers dont work.
Gaz

Dear Gaz
Are they OK now?
CB
career

If you hadn't been in Madness, seriously what would you have ended up doing? Also do you have a trade?
thanks

I don't really know, probably something cushy. I was doing alright as a tea boy at the post office when I left and did the first album.I had loads of overtime, I was offered work at weekends on triple pay. Then I would have maybe learnt something like computing. I was getting quite good at painting and decorating till I go the sack.
CB
about the film the band did in 80's

hi chris and all the boyz I'm a big fan and i'm trying to find a copy of the film as my copy got stolen in a burglary. But i'm find it hard to get a copy. If you know any where i can get copy I would be one happy chappy. many thanks dobbsy ps keep the new stiff coming

Dear Dobbsy
It has been deleted but will hopefully be available soon.I found a copy on Play. com by using a search engine called Google which is very good, you may have heard of it. I typed in Take it or Leave it DVD and got
http://www.play.com/Music/MusicDVD/4-/110068/Madness-Take-It-Or-Leave-It/Product.html
in.14secs
CB
fan forever

hi guys
I have been a mad madness fan since the beginning if the nutty boys,but have yet to see you in concert, you are the best band ever, awsome, keep it going guys.xxxx
Karen Hick

thanks Karen
CB
Absolutely

Why did you change the pose on the "Absolutely" album?
Got my hands on the first release last week. How many were printed with this pose?

Bjorn

Dear Bjorn
It should have been 50/50. We liked one version and Dave Robinson liked another, so he said we would do half of each. Of course whenever we were asked to sign copies we noticed that the cover was much more in favour of the Dave Robinson cover, so I don't know how many were actually printed. Probably since the original re leases there has only been one cover printed. Which gives me an idea to set history straight....
CB
December tour/on the town

Hi,
Just wondered if you will be playing much of The Liberty of Norton Folgate on your December tour? Or is it likely to be a greatest hits show? The new album is amazing and would love to hear it live...
Also I can't believe On the Town hasn't been released as a single - everyone I know who has listened to the album loves this song, children and all! Any plans to release it?
Best Wishes,
Ben

Dear Ben
It would be nice to play a lot of it, I think. I have been feeling like that for some time really. Some of the band like to just play the cosy old greatest hits though, so it's hard work "getting the balance". On the Town would make a great single, I've got the video sorted.
CB
Blackpool was Bloody Brilliant

Just to let you know that you were brilliant last night It was worth the seven and a half hour wait. Am off to manchester on monday to get my ticket for the apollo. Cant wait. Give my best wishes to Carl
Thanks Caroline

Dear Caroline
Seven and a half hours! Nuts, you are.
CB
Upcoming shows!

Hey Chrissy boy,

I noticed your xmas tour venues this year are alot smaller than the usual Arenas etc.

Is this a purposeful decision on the bands part or are less people coming to watch ?!!! (silly, silly people) ?

Pij

p.s I sent you a b'day card in August 1993, and as yet i am to receive one for my birthday in afore mentioned year. Maybe it will come this year. How rude!

Dear Pij
It's a "more selective audience".
CB
Ps I lost your address.
NW5 on DVD

Do you know which video for NW5 is included on the new comp? Is it the live version or the rather more cinematic 'prison' one?

Be nice to see a more complete set of the 'newer' vids one day too...
Phil

Dear Phil
I think it's the live one.
CB
Isle of Wight

Oy! Very good concert at the Isle of Wight! Shame about the weather. It was good to hear some of the old stuff! Well done! However... why is Suggs starting to dress like Liberace??????
Mike Bell

Dear Mike
You should see his candelabra. That suit is a work of art, it takes three hours for him to get it on.
thanks CB
Tickets

Hello Mate..Getting tickets for the gigs nowdays is complete MADNESS !! They are all bought up by the greedy touts then re-sold at rip off prices on e-bay so do you have any ideas of how to beat the system as me and my 12 year old boy would love to come see you if only we had the chance..regards Neil

Dear Neil
I sympathise with you totally. Do you live near any of the venues? If so I would suggest going there and buying them in person.
CB
Un Paso Adelante

Hey, I have been scouring the web for a copy of Un Paso Adelante to complement the original English version. Any plans for it to be included in any of the new releases.
Cheers,
Brillo

Dear Brillo
Yes there are plans indeed. It will be on the re release of One Step Beyond album. It is time for you to stop all of your scouring.
CB
it must be love

a did you no that almighty records in there devine wisdom have remixed this track. its a great mix. take a listen on you tube. ps. cant wait 4 the leeds gig. nice to seethe band back in west yorkshire. enjoy.
mick cannon

Dear Mick
Yes what a fantastic re mix that is. I waited ages for anything to happen, fabulous. Is it you?
CB
blackpool

hi there c.b justa couple of questions

1 why wasent bedders & thommo there in blackpool

A.Both had better things to do Thommo was on holiday Bedders is resting.

2 i gave the managment team 10 envolpes to give to all of you ???

did you recive the presents in the brown envlopes ???

A.No I have not got them.

hope you did and like whats inside of them

please email me back or reply if you recived them and liked them

more cartoons to follow if you want any more

would like to know that you lot recived them ok

cheers adam devere

a back stage pass would be verry nice for the birmingham gig 10 of december please ??? you should have my addres on the back of one of the envlopes

any chance please please please please please

Dear Adam
Don't push it. I will look for the envelopes.
CB
fw; Rumours

CB
Regarding your answer to my previous question, I actually forgot u left in 05, u must of been well fed up with it all by then. We were glad when u came back tho, not 4 your musical or songwritng skills, but for these emails, ha, only joking..
In all honestly, from wot we've seen this year, it looks like u guys are enjoying it all more than ever, good 2 see.
PS, C u in Brighton or Southend in december, my 5th madness gig.
Stay cool and enjoy your rest..
Tote

Dear Tote
Ha ha most droll, no one noticed I'd gone.
CB
Well done in Paris!

I watched the YouTube footage of the festival-saving double gig in Paris when Oasis imploded - and I was innordinately proud to be a Madness fan. Brilliant. Wish I'd been there.

PS I ordered tickets yesterday for Brum in December and just to let you know - they haven't arrived yet ;-]
Mat Spillets

Dear Matt
Thanks. I'm not falling for that old tickets wind up thing again. No more questions about tickets! I see a Golden Circle.....
CB
Your cd Divine Madness

I'm trying to find copies of your 'Divine Madness' cd for a birthday present - but finding it very difficult to find copies. Can you tell me how to obtain a couple of copies? Thanks, ex Camden girl now in Isle of Wight x
Kay Butler

Dear Kay
It has been deleted and replaced by total Madness - out soon.
CB
Christmas

Just wanted to let you know that your concert on 05/12 at the cliffs pavillion has sold out in a few hours
I haven't missed a concert in london for years but looks like i'm out of luck this time- shame as it's just down the road to me.
So this is me "by popular demand" asking for extra dates in london or the cliffs.
See you on regent street.
Tom.

Dear Tom
Never mind-Regent Street is FREE!
CB
Utter Madness on Spotify

Hi Chris,

Just wanted to say what an excellent gig Splendour was, me and my mate Andy had a thoroughly enjoyable time down the front. Couple of lads behind us before the gig started where being idiots
saying you all looked the same and where rubbish, sufficed to say they ate their words once one step beyond kicked off... :)

The new album is absolutely superb, have even brought a copy for my 50 year old uncles birthday, he plays a bit of sax so hopefully he will appreciates lee's genius. Can't wait for the next album!!!

Also read a comment on here about Virgin still owning the rights to Mad Not Mad. Not sure if you are aware but they seem to be selling the Utter Madness album for download on Spotify which contains a fair few non Mad Not Mad tracks. Not sure if they have the rights to do that or not so thought i should point it out to you. After all not really fair if their trying it on and stealing your earnings.

Jordan

Dear Jordan
Don't worry, we still get paid. Thanks for pointing it out to me.
CB
i o w

chrissy boy great gig on the isle of wight last weekend everybody who went said it was awesome well done you guys
pugs

thanks Pugs
Madness

Well just a few things
thankyou from the bottom of my heart for helping me through my youth your songs helped me through a tough time im my life
you guys were constant for that i thankyou
so is just a good now being in the band as it was when you were younger or is it tougher to jump and run round now you guys are just a bit older
lets not forget we are used to boy bands when you are on stage its all men
thanks
take care
xxxx Annemarie Glover

Dear Annemarie
It does get a bit harder these days. I'm glad we helped you out in some way, that makes it all worthwhile sometimes.
thanks CB
Isle of Wight gig

just like to say what a great day you were brilliant and especially enjoyed you doing some of the new album heres to the next one and come back to island soooon cheers
les eldridge

thanks Les
CB
nutty boys comics

hi ya chrissy boy
my boyfirend has got the number one nutty boys comic that came with the vinyl "thats the way to do it" i am just wondering if there was any more that was released? if so how many? my boyfirend would like to get some more nutty boys comics
MEGAN- the chequergirl

Dear Megan
We don't have any left. It was a long time ago, we did 13 and a half issues I think.
CB
scooters

i just wondered if you enjoyed it down iow whilst the rally was on thats all did any memebers of the band venture to the camp site or anything?
colin reynolds

Dear Colin
I went out to the main area to see some mates.That was it really I have had enough camping this year.
CB
LIBERTY & THE ANVIL

Dear Mr Foreman,

Just a line to say that LONF has to be the best album to date. Congrats to you and the boys on an excellent piece of work.

Now then, what chance you guys could do a night or two at The Anvil (Basingstoke)? You'd be guaranteed to pack 'em in and blow the bloody doors off the place.

Mucho Respecto,

Mister Devious

thanks but no thanks. Next year maybe.
CB
total what???

Hello chris
I read reads it songs of "total Madness" and oh! Surprised! There is no piece of new song in the style of "house of fun" in when the return of Madness of big time(period)??
lord guns

Dear Lord
We didn't have the time or any new songs left. We just did a 23 track box set actually, the album has 14.
CB
Ticket Prices

How can you justify chargin 33.50 (36 with booking fee) to see Madness? who has 36 now a days?!
Nate

Dear Nate
If it was up to me [and this my personal opinion by the way], we would charge less and the booking fee is a total greedy rip off. £3.50 per ticket!
CB
December Tour

Hi Chris. Really looking forward to seeing you in Leeds or Sheffield in December. I was wondering if you've considered asking the fans what they'd like to hear on the tour, I think this could really help with the 30th Anniversary celebrations.

Hows about a poll on the website asking fans to pick their top three songs from all of the albums, you could pick the top 15 fan's votes and then the remainder of the gig could be your choice.

I know Level 42 did this last year and I have been informed Erasure did it too with great success. This way the older fans and the newer fans will be happy.

Cheers Chris.

Dear Chris
That's a good idea. 15 though?
CB
CB
NUTTY BOYS IN SWINDON!!!

Just wanted to say we are SOOOOOO PLEASED!!!! you are coming to Swindon, we have seen you lots of times before but it's great your coming to our home town. Got our tickets and can't wait to see you in December! Lovin you all!!!!xxxxx
Clare Murgatroyd

thanks Clare
Total Madness

Hey chris
Cant wait to get the new madness greatest hits album im looking forward to see you at the 02 acadmey in glasgow.
Mark Morrow

Thanks Mark
CB
songs

whats the blue skinned beast?,and what are truscalls,not sure if I spelt the last right. xx tara

Dear Tara
Thommo told me it was body bags in the Falklands. Truscalls..er try again, or be more specific.
CB
On The Town

My fav new song. Great Del Shannon riff. My speakers are BLASTING!
Curlee59

Del Shannon eh? I could have sworn it was Duane Eddy. Do you know Curlee?
thanks CB
USA

Not asking when, just get over here and play! We need to see MADNESS live.
Curlee
Members

How many of you in the band now please?
Robert Henn

Dear Robert
10 - including brass players.
CB
remember me?

Does any of you remember a kid about 12 with a bowler hat on and loads a madness badges on his jacket at the record signing at hmv oxford street for complete madness? that was me and ive still got the signed record! 12 years old and I met all my hero's (execpt woody, maybe he was in the loo?!). Love the new Album, a proper return to form. Just really wanted to say Ive been a fan since the start (9 years old!) and still listen to all the old albums. Absoloutely is still the best. You lot are the nuts, the real thing. thanks for 30 years of Madness!!
Simon Wilkinson

Thanks Simon, I can honestly say I think I remember you.
CB
Yay!

Newcastle 12th December 2009, Tickets Booked... I LOVE My Parents! X
Leah
Many years.................

Hello chris, have'nt spoke for a while now, just bought tickets for me and the missus at Swindon, hope you lot are not going to blow me ears up again as happenend at the Nec a couple of years ago, anyway after all these years of following Madness since 1979, any chance of finally meeting you lot backstage ?
Dannyboy

Dear Dannyboy
There is always a chance, you just have to make your own opportunities.
thanks for the support CB
Questions....

Chrissy Boy, hope you are well. I've been a Madness fan since I was a kid (40 this year), good to see that 30 years on and the nutty boys are still going strong. I've got 3 questions for you.

1)What was the name of the school featured in the Baggy Trousers video?

2)Did you ever play the "Hope and Anchor" in Upper Street, islington as the North London Invaders?

3)who invented the "nutty steps", and in the "one step beyond video" who is it performing them?

Cheers mate and best wishes to you and the rest of the band

Mark Smith (Islington, London)

Dear Mark
1] Islip Street school Islip Street Kentish Town.
2] No - we were called Madness by then.
3] Chalky in [front of houses] and Prince Nutty [in front of telephone box and neon lights] choreographed by Arlene Phillips.
CB
yours CB
maybe im bonkers

last monday i really got my flat cleaned,live on me own you see.then i put on dvd take it or leave it.had 3 bottles of magners and was rotten.went football training in eveining did not last 2 mins was sent home ,watched madstock [class].do you think me need help,or would the pannel said i need to get a bird,,,,,
gerry boy

Dear Gerry
That Magners is sweet and very dodgy, deceptively strong as well. Get a more sophisticated drink, with a little umbrella in it and you will get a bird no probs.
CB
castlebrook iow

hi cb , show was fantastic at iow ,i was very upset that suggs thanked all the iow locals for coming but did not mention nothing about the scooter rally and all the scooter boys that came to the show , just thought it was very odd as it was half full of scooterboys and not isle of white local yocals . us old skin head scooter boys made you famous would of been nice to have got a mention , nick

Sorry Nick
I will give him a dry slap, thanks for the support.
CB


BIG thanx
Question: No question ..but just a quickie too say big thanx for doing the toon gig ...got the tickets for the family ...wife and 3 kids lol
Nils from the TOON

Why I man?
thanks ya canny lad CB
First ever gig!

Just wanted to say Hi to all and that I'm really excited about seeing you guys in Brighton in December - been waiting for you to come back to my fave venue!! I first saw you there 28 years ago, aged 14, it was my first ever concert and I can still remember so clearly how excited I was! Made up you guys are all back together again and am wondering if I still have a Madness t-shirt that I can squeeze into...Second thoughts....

Mandy :-)))))

thanks Mandy
CB
December gigs

Hiya Chris,
just wanted to say thank you,thank you,thank you to all of you because your going to be doing some December gigs.My mates and me were at Madstock and after our bodies recovered from bouncing up and down too much,we wanted to do it all again.So see you in Birmingham in December.
Big Kiss Jane.x
P.s. I told my mate if she booked the tickets today,Suggs would smack her bum.You couldn't fix that one could you Chrissy boy.No ok i tried.lol

Dear Jayne
How dare you!Saucy indeed!
CB
Woo Hoo - Just seen your latest gigs!

Evening Chrissy Boy,

I last posted explaining how me and my friends were attending Madstock in fancy dress in tribute to my Dad dressed in Nightboat to Cairo outfits...You replied saying that you were going to bring the park down - And you did and we thank you!

To be honest this message is just a bit of an arse licking session but its good to be honest :-)

I am delighted that you will be coming to Southend on the 5th December, that has really made my day.

We have Bad Manners in Septmber, The Specials coming down in November so having you guys down in December is a right treat.

Am I right in saying that this is your first time to Southend (probably your last as well!!)?

On a serious note, its great to see you boys perfomring at the top of your game and we all hope it contiunes.

Thanks Chrissy,

Benny

thanks Benny
We must have been to Southend in the 80's. I think not, though.
CB
madstock dvd

will there be a dvd of this years madstock concert if so when will it be released.

thank you steve

Dear Steve
I really don't know the answer.
CB
and another thing...

After 30 years, Isn´t it about time to photoshop in Chas on the One Step Beyond picture with the rest of you lads. Hasn´t he payed a enough high price for not being an original member...? Think about his feelings!
Johan

Dear Johan...
You again! He was all over the back cover, you know.
CB
Total Madness

Hi Chrissy Boy!

I love that you are going to issue a new hits collection, Total Madness. But why are not Dust devil and Sugar&Spice included?
Johan

Dear Johan
You can only get 90 minutes on a CD, so something had to give..
CB
A BIG BIG THANKS GUYS Question:

HI Chris,
I would like to just say a big big thank you to all of Madness you guys have just made my Xmas 09.
I have been a fan from the start and 1st can see you all in Derby Xmas 1980 and have been ever since,
I now have made a fan out of my son so we will see you all in December at Birmingham it will be his 2nd Madness gig. so many many thanks guys ....
Karl & Kyle

Dear Karl & Kyle
Thanks for all your support.
CB
Could ye unnerstaun the book laddie?

Well as the question says.

Hope you didn't lose it at Madstock because it's a mint original, signed first edition....might be worth thirty bob if you still have it.

Looking forward to the gigs at the end of the year....hope yer well rashhhers!!!

Regards,

The Dug

Oh yes I like the book, some very funny stuff in there. I got mine and I gave Woody his.
CB
sheffield

no question just to say thanx cos your finally coming to sheffield, and my tickets are booked already, but will still make the journey to london again, simply the madest and best band in this mad world, cant wait till december now see ya soon
Greg

thanks Greg
seats

hi chris why no seats in any of your decemeber gigs venue
kev

Dear Kev
I think some of them are. Brighton is for sure.Small venues, you see.
CB
The poem i wrote

Dear Chris here is the poem I wrote to you back in the early 80s when i was in your fan club,I got a reply which made my day. So here goes, dont laugh, remember I was only 13.!!!!!!Chrissy Boy,Chrissy Boy i really love you, but i know i cant have you oh what should i do? Ive tried to forget you but all is in vain, my heart is in two and your causing me pain. With you family and the band you have everything in hand, but i can still dream and think of you until one day maybe one day my dream will come true. How sad is that, I actually remember the poem. When i got a reply it said it had really made your day.You probably didnt even see it, but at the time I was chuffed!x
Nicola Melody

Dear Nicola
If I replied then it was me, I never used to get things like that, so it was very nice of you.
CB
Still serching for the Truck in Lagos

Hi Chaps dont think i have forgot Back down here in the heat of Lagos and serching for the truck with the Guys boping to uncle sam in the back Just wish i had a vid of it It was so Good!!

Gone miss you at home tomorrow also Have a ball in Ireland

Regards

Jonathan

thanks Jonathan
I hope you find it one day.
CB
Festive fun and games

Hi Chris

Just a huge thank you to you all for the December tour: looking forward muchly to it. Hurrah!

Going to be a knackering few weeks isn't it? Are you all in training now? Is it down the gym for you all? I'd steer away from that treadmill thing if so: it isn't right.

Yvonne xx

OK Yvonne, it's for hamsters..
CB
brighton

just booked 2 tickets for brighton! can I come round for a cup of tea lol
x lynn

Dear Lynn
I live in Hove, so not really.
CB
Swindon

Just wanted to thank tou all for the upcoming Swindon gig,see you there.
Julie

thanks Julie
CB
BBC SESSIONS

Hi Chris,
It would be great if you could release all the sessions you recorded for Radio 1 over the years they would be agreat to listen to again as they were all those years ago.I think it would be a great idea.
Cheers,Andy

Dear Andy
A lot of them are property of the BBC, so it's a bit hard to do.
CB
I love u guys!!

I just wanted to thank you soooooo much for giging close to where I live now at xmas, bit of a s**t I'm movin lol. Oh well I am still goin to be there no matter wot! Its my dads weddin on Friday, 3rd time lucky, and going to play some Madness (obviously) Didnt no if you wanted some cake!?! It's fruit wiv s**t loads of brandy, fancy a slice of cake? xx Jade

Dear Jade
I love wedding cake! I've been married 3 times too, maybe some coincidence there. Say good luck to the old boy from me.
CB
Carisbrooke Castle

Just wanted to say thank you for a brilliant concert, loved every minute.
Mary Nolan

Dear Mary
So did I, more or less. There were a couple of minutes I got a bit bored but overall a very great gig.
thanks C
Flowers

Dear Chrissy Boy

Thank you *so* much for holding a gig near a Sam Smith's at last - Man in a Box £2.17! I'll be able to afford your beautiful box set soon.

And as for December... I feel sick with excitement! Thank you!! Please don't knacker yourselves out though. I think an intimate Dublin Castle gig would be the perfect end to end your anniversary year. Don't you?

I do have a question (occurred to me while watching Divine just now): When planning the video for Tomorrow's (Just Another Day) did you say, 'Please can I be the bluebell'?

Amanda xx

Dear Amanda
Thanks I don't know what your on about the man in a box thing. I wanted to be a pansy actually. But I didn't have the bottle. I dug those holes we were in, you know.
CB
Johhny the Horse

Chris,

Great new album, lets hope theres more to come..

Johnny The Horse is my Favourite Madness Song of all time, yet I have heard that the band didn't want it released for some reason or another, can you shed any light on this.
also wanted to ask your thoughts on why Nightmare Nightmare was not released from the brilliant The Madness Album

Kepe up the good work, perhaps you could do a Suggs Homecoming gig in Hastings?
steve

Dear Steve
I already answered this a while back I liked it and I liked playing it live as well.It probably should not have been a single though.Nightmare Nightmare, yes that should have been a single I think.
CB
Upcoming tour ticks

Hi Chris
Well done for madstock this year brilliant!
just wondering whether you know how much the tickets will be for you upcoming tour?
Harley

Dear Harley
Try Google - It's great! Really, it saves time for me if you do. I just looked and......what a rip off! I went on to Ticketmaster and tried to buy two tickets for Brighton as I fancy seeing the lads myself as it happens. Ticket Price £33.50 x 2 Service Charge £3.50 x 2. Why the f*ip does it charge you £3.50 twice for sending some tickets to you? I would go and get them in person, a saving of £7.00.
CB
december tour

Glad madness listen to their fans and are doing some of the smaller venues.

Hopefully I can get tickets for the cliffs pavilion.

Are the shows going to be recorded for cd or usb or dvd like the 2006 tour where every gig on the tour was covered?
Tony Stratton

Dear Tony
Maybe. I don't really know is actually the true answer.
CB
Suggs' Book

Hi Chrissy Boy!
First of all can't wait for December. Looking forward to my pre Christmas Nutty Night Out! I was just wondering if your fellow band member Suggs was doing any in store book signings whilst promoting his new book. I would love to get my hands on a signed copy.
Look forward to hearing from you
Cheers, Barry Mingard

Dear Barry
You mistake me for someone who has knowledge of Suggs' book signing tour. The great man has not informed me where, or indeed when he will be doing it.
CB
live aid

Hi CB
Firstly,Thanks to you and the fellas for the 2 great gigs I've seen this year, Romsey and IOW. Also a massive thanks to you, Suggsy and Chas for taking the time to let me have my photo taken with you all. Right, to the Question; which I should have asked one of you but forgot. Why, oh Why did the band never play at Live aid 85 as far as I remember you were still together, did Geldof not ask or were you too busy? Thanks again. See you at Xmas.
Olly P

Dear Olly
I have answered that one before. To cut a long story short, we were asked to be in a photo to promote the single and we couldn't make it. We didn't get asked to appear at the concert.
thanks CB
Blackpool

Hi CB

I am thinking of taking some time of work this Friday ,2 come and see you play at Blackpool. :)
plz could you let me know if posible what time your on stage.
It would help me out on my wagging work lol

Thanks
Nutty Mad Andy from Manchester

Dear Andy sorry - been and gone. We were on long after work..
CB
Fan tickets

Just seen u in IOW now wanna book Brighton early. How do we become registered as fans so that we can do this?
Joey

Dear Joey
There is no such thing as far as I know. Just get in there my son.
CB
manchester apollo

Helloooooooooooo, yes its mee again.
Exited to hear about the xmas tour, and yes manchester on the 15th Dec.
Well you know me by now and what i'm about to ask !
Please can you all sign my wheels at Manchester, i also need to get a programme signed for Looby. Seen as i couldn't make the madstock because of moving into my wonderfull bungalow, please ? could you put me in touch with the tour manager about coming backstage?
Thanks Chris, your a star xxxxx

Sharon aka wheels68

Dear Sharon
I don't even know who the tour manager is, calm down.
CB
My son

Hi Chrissy Boy, my 8yr old son Dillon has fallen in love with Madness and keeps asking for me to play my cd`s of Madness when ever we get in the car, I have said I will take him to one of your concerts some time, any idea if you will be coming to Cardiff or surrounding areas anytime?
Cheers

Gareth

P.S.
If you would be kind enough to address some of your email response to him, it would make his day.

Hello Dillon
You have very good taste in music.The gig guide is above my head on this page. If it ain't there, then we ain't coming.
love CB
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