Hi CB,
I have seen the pictures of you at Camp Bestival where you are wearing a rather fetching pink feather boa, are you taking over Thommo’s role of female dressing now ?
and did Calvin Harris forgive you lot for locking him in the loo ?

Your (friendly) top stalker,
Shaz xx

Dear Sharon
It was CAMP Bestival – geddit? I did not lock that man in the toilet, I was out enjoying myself.
CB