Dear Chris,
What’s all this about Thommo’s shoe? Was he angry with someone? Did he want to insult somebody? Was it an accident? Or did you throw his shoe in the audience, Chris?
If it was an accident or if it was your fault they should have given Thommo’s shoe back. What can anybody do with one shoe?
Maybe there are some people out there collecting famous shoes? And maybe they have some sort of museum called The walk of fame or something where the shoes are displayed. Imagine Thommo’s shoe there …
Surely those weird people would want the coplete pair. So Thommo should sell his other shoe (at a very good price of course). Then he can buy himself a new pair.
Did you ever throw something in the audience? Something that belonged to you I mean. Please don’t say a sweaty towel. If somebody – anybody – threw a sweaty towel at me I would throw it right back!

Another question. How many umbrellas does Suggs take with him on tour? (He ruined the one in Gent.)

I did something very silly shortly after your concert in Gent. I bought a Madness t-shirt. Only when I was sitting on the toilet in it I realised it was misspelt. F*ck art lets dance?
I was really upset …

Kind regards to you all,
Katleen

Dear Katleen
Thommos shoe fell off while he was climbing the PA. The spelling seems correct. I asterixed one letter.
Cb