Dear Reader
I am off on holiday, the guard dogs are in place, the electric fences are on and the automatic laser guns are set to tickle. I am currently in this flippin queue above, it’s a live feed from Heathrow airport. You might see me in there at the back with a flat cap on, reading the Sun. Please be patient till I get back. In the meantime, I will set a competition. If you can guess where I am going, you will win two tickets and aftershow passes to the gig of your choice on our forthcoming UK tour, or any other show such as the one in Paris. Second prize four tickets and you get to spend the night with *Thommo [this is only for 18’s and above only kiddys and you must have a doctors certificate and full indemnity insurance]. All entries must be in by the 9th of September, my decision is final, etc…etc.
Love Chrissy Boy xx
*PS Mr Thompson has requested a small “registration” fee of £500 pounds [per person]
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Non so, non so
I thought that was I spotted at Hayling Island Mr Foreman! 🙂
I’ll try maybe Japan somewhere. Wherever it is, do enjoy it and have a great vacation.
Hmmm…it’s a trick question?
I think it’s a busmans holiday. The flat cap comes off and hits the ground.
Out from behind the Sun comes…….twang!
You could get a lot of money from that queue.
Anyway…hope you enjoyed it!
My mystic balls are saying “S”… Just a long shot… Sardina, St Lucia, Siciliy, Spain…. SAUDI, Certainly not Southend…..
Greece with Easyjet … theres a lot of Orange around you !!…where ever you went hope you had a lovely time xx
your having a trip down the nile have a great break
WELL CHRISSY…REK’N YER ON THE ‘WINGS OF A DOVE’ TO SEE MY ‘UNCLE SAM’…IT HAS TO BE HHHAAAAA- HAWAII….ENJOY IT ANYWAY CHRISSY ME OWD LAD.
I think it is the Algarve, Portugal
I think… Dubai… have a good time! See you in Birmingham.
Hello,
I’ll have a punt at Toronto?
Cheers
Herb
Easy – Los Palmas – somewhere on the Iberian penisula…or Gran Canaria
Enjoy
I think you are off to Las Vegas for a bit of a flutter and a few light ales!!!!!!
See you @ Earls Court & Brighton hopefully?
Evidently you are visiting Manchester. No, not that Manchester. Manchester, Maryland, USA. I’ve got a bed ready in the basement.
Dear Chris
Hope your having a fantastic holiday and well deserved rest, I’m going for Japan!! Why not!
Kim xx
Well, I think you’ve probably gone to Eurodisney – with all of the other kids – I mean adults!
Enjoy your break Chris.
…there is only one place you’re going….Hollywood,California,USA.
Learning how to keep that bloody camera of yours still!!!!!!
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