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Mr Foreman will be out of the office for a while…

August 25, 2010

Dear Reader

I am off on holiday, the guard dogs are in place, the electric fences are on and the automatic laser guns are set to tickle. I am currently in this flippin queue above, it’s a live feed from Heathrow airport. You might see me in there at the back with a flat cap on, reading the Sun. Please be patient till I get back. In the meantime, I will set a competition. If you can guess where I am going, you will win two tickets and aftershow passes to the gig of your choice on our forthcoming UK tour, or any other show such as the one in Paris. Second prize four tickets and you get to spend the night with *Thommo [this is only for 18’s and above only kiddys and you must have a doctors certificate and full indemnity insurance]. All entries must be in by the 9th of September, my decision is final, etc…etc.
Love Chrissy Boy xx

*PS Mr Thompson has requested a small “registration” fee of £500 pounds [per person]

68 thoughts on “Mr Foreman will be out of the office for a while…”

alright chris
i reckon you’re off to the sunnier climes of Italy to get a nice tan ready for the tour!

I think Spain hun. Somewhere I wish I was heading right now for a lovely well earned break! Been the worst year in history! To top it off its been 8 and half months since I last saw u guys! 🙁 ROLL ON XMAS GIGS!!!!!!!!!! XXXXX

Have a great time Chris, I’m thinking Egypt!

Are you going to MAD-agascar? Hope you’re having/had a good one Chris, see you in December.

Well if you ain’t going to Sardinia Chris …. then I think both you and Thommo are bound for a flight from Istanbul en route to Kilimanjaro….:) xx

I think you`re going to Thailand.
Been there MANY times and it`s the best hliday country in the world 🙂

Enjoy your hols chris,well deserved mate!I’m guessing at Lisbon

Chris Firstly ,I Hope Its Nice Weather
Pfttttt
Are You Going To Sharons House (?) Haha
Nah I’m Now Thinking Ireland!

I think Florida! Enjoy, see you in December x

my guess is dubai to spend all that festival money you must be rolling in
have a good ‘un mate

I think you have gone to Florida,enjoy anyway but come back soon we will miss your witty comments xx

my guess is you are going on a plane !!

buster

Have a good one wherever it is. I think you’re going to Morocco x

Madrid 🙂 x

Has to be Madeira =)

Hmmmm I think you may have gone to Milan xx

Enjoy! I think Turkey – scorching hot and a good laugh 🙂 xx

Hi Chris……..Youre going somewhere on a plane???Hows that for a guess? Or maybe NEW DELHI.Or are yoy visiting UNCLE SAM,maybe youll take a NIGHT BOAT TO CAIRO, when you arrive.Either way have a WONDERFUL holiday……Is this desperate enough?lol. Dave

Steve Turner tells me you are going to Outer Mongolia but i suspect he is having me on!

Hi Chrissy,How can i stalk you when you are in Vienna…?
Because i think you have gone there for 2 weeks..
Take the lovely wife onto the gonula and sing “Just one Cornetto” Give it to me…

Where ever you are have a very happy holiday,a good deserved rest from all the gigs.AND Hopefully see you in Newcastle..(ps id still love a back stage pass Please..)
Take care from rubbish amateur stalker Hx
P.S
Shame also to miss you at the Brighton Scooter Rally..xx

Hi Chrissyboy i think you may be heading off to New York to have a bite of that big apple..
Have a great time bud…

Chrissy boy! What’s all this about Heathrow airport? You’re back in York, sitting in a bar talking about Wedding Cake with a gorg smelling lady!! X

Allo Chris
Hope had a nice holiday. Because the nuttycopter dislikes leaving these shores I reckon you’re just going to Heathrow for your holiday, maybe to feed your penchant for plane spotting.
Tata
Olly P

Hi chrissey boy,i reckon your gone to the DUBLIN CASTLE PUB to get pissed,No really i reckon your gone to barbados

enjoy yourself where ever

GAFFO IN DUBLIN

Finally, the car is packed. They`re on their way
Down to the south east coast
On their holiday
The kids are rowing in the back
About who`s coat flew off the roof rack
They`re on their way
They`re off on holiday

I think you’re off to Turkey my friend. Have a good un.

hello chrissy boy!
I’m 14 soo not sure what I get lol but I rekon you are in spain, maybe one of the canary islands, I dont know why, but once I had a dream i sawu guys in spain.

Hey Chrissy

Hope that you have a great holiday, bloomin heck you lot deserve it, after so many gigs xxxx

Rest up and get ready to rumble for the Xmas gigs

i reckon its either the Isle of Dogs or some where hot like the caribbean

see you in Decemeber
x

I bet you’re on a 2 week journey through Belgium.
On second thought … maybe not.
Morocco?

Newcastle?

I like Steve Turner’s response, the Violin Monkeys should know! Would you introduce yourself to yourself Steve?

I’m thinking Portugal. Have good one!

Chris

You are going to Malaga and I can see you and the other happy travellers singing “I’m drinking My-Lager in Malaga” all the way there.

ZIGGA-ZAGGA-ZIGGA-ZAGGER

hi there c.b i think you might bo off to the usa ???
if you are have a great time

Have a great holiday. I think you are going to San Francisco.

You’ve gone back to Hungary to look up that mad woman in the red leotard!! lol
Shaz xx

Enjoy your jollies Chris!

I think you have gone to the island of Lesbos – I hear the locals are very friendly 😉

Lucy xxx

Have a great break,then get your self back behind that computer.I reckon It has to be an Island off Italy,Sachelles possibly?
Bobby.

Well Chris,
Enjoy your holiday with your family. I don`t think you will take your holiday in the Netherlands. Maybe Ibiza or so. Take care and have a great time .
Greetzzz,

Rob

ill take a chance u r goin 2 Canada CB

Have a top holiday Chris im goin to guess Australia

Hope a relaxing time Chris …
Think you’re off to AMSTERDAM nad the Tulip fields
Take care !!!

I think you are going to Spain!

Enjoy your holiday—–I reckon you are going to New Zealand….wherever it is, enjoy

I know where you are going so if i post the answer can i have the tickets and meet you all?

’bout ye Mr Foreman ?

Are you going to Sardinia ?

Have a good holiday Chris after all the gigs lately you deserve it, I think you are heading to Chicargo 🙂

Allo Chris!! i reckon that you are going to France hope that you have a great time whereever you go and bring barzo back with ya!

Lol ! have a good holiday Mr Foreman xx

Firstly, I hope you all have a fab holiday. Secondly, I think you might have gone to Dubai. Nice and hot and v relaxing as there is bugger all to do there.

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