Dear Friend
Greetings to you and your family, I am Mr Saleem Kabure the Auditing and Accounting section manager in AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B) Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($39.5)million to your account within 10 or14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank with out claim. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed I am expecting your urgent response. Best Regard. Mr Saleem Kabure.

Dear Saleem
I’m on my way! This is my ticket outta this crappy band! Stuff that poxy tour and yer Gogglebox too!
CB