Hi CB, you may recall a few weeks ago a young fellow by the name of Jack posted a couple of songs by Total Madness, possibly the world’s only Madness tribute duo. That’s me and my mate Ian and it would be an honour to meet you and the rest of the boys before, during or after the Bournemouth gig. Do you reckon that is in any way possible?

Yours, ever hopefully (don’t forget the “top lads” comment for playing Cardiac Arrest),

Graham

Dear Graham
If you can catch us.I can’t speak on behalf of the whole band.
thanks CB