Hi Chrissy boy, hope you had a great christmas and a happy new year to you and your family.
I need your help, we saw you guys in Leicester and suggs had his umbrella on stage and mentioned they were for sale, I think he was joking but my bloody misses wont shut up about them, please help me have a quiet year by telling me if they are for sale and where can I get one if they are!
Cheers mate

Alan

Dear Alan
We were selling them at the gigs, if it ain’t in the Madshop on this site, then we haven’t got any.
CB