Hi Chris
Just like a kid at xmas, or a one eyed cat in a fish shop, i can hardly contain my excitement for the forthcoming event at Butlins. Have you all really thought this through? Only im sure there are many mid forty yr olds like me whom can hardly contain themselves any longer in anticipation of whats about to go down in minehesd. It’s beginning to effect the concentration at work, the wife has given up on me as far as any attention towards her goes, and the cat has left home! Did you realise the ripple effect this would have across the madness community? Arguments, divorce, neglect are but a few words i could bandy, but i won’t. I sincerly hope you have set up a pre and post Butlins hotline for those whom need assistance in family matters directly relating to this meriad of Madness that is upon us, and the terrible consequences its having on the lives of innocent family’s.
On a lighter note, in the good old tradition of Butlins, things would not be the same without the traditional talent competition would they. So i suggest Maddeoke, it has to be. A 3 day competition to find the best all round Madness lyricist. The prize, to sing one song live with the band, Suggs will have to sit this one out ok. Please give me one reason why this cant be arranged, after all, surely you owe it to the families??
Cmon Chris make this happen it’s wot the people want!!!!
C U There Uncle Mart

Dear Mart
I think this could happen. I’ll win, you know..
CB