Dear Chrissy Boy
Forgot to tell you my name when I met you at Camp Bestival, I was the short one who met you while Chas & His Band were on stage. After you left I had my own moment of fame as a lady saw the two of us having our photo taken, she came up to me and asked if I was in Madness.
“Sorry, your mistaken”, I said
“No, you are in the band, Lee Thompson isn’t it?”, she said
“No, really you have the wrong guy”
Not believing my denial, she asked to take my photo.
I told her again she was making a mistake but she just would not accept my story, so I obliged her delusion and let her take my photo.
I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when she shows the photo round to friends saying that it’s Lee Thompson.

Part of me is pleased to be thought of as a member of Madness until I realized I’m a good 10 years younger than Lee, the cheek of it!

Anyway loved the show, looking forward to the next.

BTW had you heard anything about two 2Tone jesters at Camp B, was me and my mate again, we got quite a good reaction with lots of people wanting photos of us.

All The Best

Phil
AKA Minister of Madness

Dear Phil
The other day at Newmarket a woman thought I was Woody. So I made a few lewd comments. Ha ha I thought, he’s in trouble now, reputation in tatters. Well actually not so, as the real Woody came along later so I got badly sussed out.
CB