Hope you have a very very Happy Birthday on Sunday Chrissy, and I’m sorry but I havnt sent you a cake – I would have, but you havnt given me your address yet!!
All those candles would have been a fire hazard anyway 😉
Have a great day <3
Your Top Stalker
Shazzers xx
Dear Shazzer Razzers Dazzers
you could have sent it to the managers.
CB
Mother..I’ll Think You’ll Find Im a Very Well SpokenChild..Dunno HowConsider Cbs Me 2nd dad and ur me ma…..using astrix doesnt express me bad language-ism!xx
Shannan!!
CB dosnt swear (well in public anyway!), as Chas said, just use ****’s if you have to use those words, or I shall dis-own you as a surrogate Maddie daughter!! xx
In Style Of Chris:
Oh Sharon-Shithead
U have Problems!
Wanna-Be Daughter Of CB….Mate Of Thomo…Sister Of Suggs&Chas…..MOTHER! Now Look What UGotMe Doin!
Lol CB, my new name seems to have grown from this afternoon!
xx
Well I suppose I could have, but I’m used to giving them to you myself these days(as a Top Stalker should!)
Sharon x
P.S. loving the new name!!)
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