A man walks into a pub with a salmon under his arm.
He asks the barman, “Do you do fishcakes?”
The barman shakes his head.
“Shame”, says the man, “It’s his birthday”.

Oh look at that cool tumbleweed… and on that bombshell… I shall say on behalf of a lot of us fans that we’d all love you to do a set of your… ummm… hilarious jokes at Butlins in November – call it my birthday present lol… come on I’ll even bring a travelling cymbal…

What d’ya say? We all love ya!
X
Madame Barso

Dear MB
That’s a Suggs joke. I am working on a routine right now…
CB