You look more like a young Al O Brian, he's a printer at bezier in Wakefield, not the van driver, he's far too fat n ugly.
Anyway please don't be afraid of Mr Dave Archer, the person who can talk a glass eye to sleep, he's quite harmless. He looks like an ageing Dennis Talyor, just a little fatter.
They let Dave out at weekends so he has bags of time on his hands.

I am John Hirst by the way from Wakefield, I used to work with dave, until they sectioned him, and you are in the greatest band of all time. Even better than Dave's favourites,........ ASWAD.