Hi chris ive just read this story from bestival,that your good selves locked Calvin Harris in a portaloo and shall we say “dunged” him…tee hee. I so hope this story […]

Oh My God..I’m Actually So Bored,…Im Watchin’Jeremy Kyle On ITV2….There’s Nout Else To Do.Any-way..Haha…This Is C**p But Anyway I Gave It A Shot..Litterly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzYmr7qrVw Shannan Dear Shannan Hey that’s good, […]

Hi Chris, Just got my tickets for Scarborough. Have you seen the venue? You’re playing on a stage in the middle of a lake, should be fun, you’ve got to […]

heya chris! every madness gig Ive been to i always write to you a very long message on how much I enjoyed myself, but camp bestival was just such an […]

Hi Chris, I am 9 years old and I saw Madness for the first time at Epsom last week. I loved your rap so much that I’m hoping that you […]

I’ve looked everywhere but where on earth do you you become a member???? I know I’m blonde but I cannot find it anywhere. Help please, by the way Epsom was […]

Hello Chris, how are all you doing? My wife and I are looking forward to seeing you in Hull, i cant remember if i have asked you yet but is […]

Hi Chris, Out of interest, whatever happened to the blonde Telecaster you used to play? Cheers, Nick Dear Nick In about 1983 I took it apart and sanded it, then […]

4 days to go 4 days to go EEE iiii ANTI OH 4 days to go oi oi x netty 2 now Netty, as I am behind.. CB

Heya howya Chris, A couple days early… Happy Birthday! (I’ll be far from ‘net access on the actual day of your birth, so I won’t be dropping by for cake.) […]